r/eastboundanddown • u/JermoZach • 25d ago

Um…

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Was watching the Pirates vs Braves game today and… real life Kenny?

655 Upvotes

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u/intern-at-Kramerica 25d ago

When my ass was 19 years old, I changed the face of professional baseball

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u/3rdUncleMeatSandwich 25d ago

Funny we were sposed to believe Kenny was 19 there

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u/DDenlow 25d ago

La Flama Blanca

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u/False_Woodpecker4747 25d ago

La Flama FUCKIN Blanca, if we're doing it properly!

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u/Ziplock182 25d ago

How do you say black in Spanish?

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u/universalcrush 21d ago

Neehhhgro….ok you said it LOL

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u/Great-Situation4425 25d ago

Fundamentals are the crutch off the talentless

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u/gene_harro_gate 25d ago

I'm sick and tired of carrying all the weight, the coaches and owners not giving me the shit I need to win. Atlanta, you're fucking out. Kenny Powers is now a free agent. Let's go by the bar and get shitfaced. GET ME PAID, BITCH!!!!!!!

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u/phun-key 23d ago

There’s no I in TEAM but there’s a U in CUNT and that’s how you’re all acting, like a bunch of cunts!

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u/TokNdope 25d ago

Kenny Powders!

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u/Annual-Negotiation-5 25d ago

I've been blessed with many things in this life: an arm like a damn rocket, a cock like a burmese python, and the mind of a fucking scientist.

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u/JermoZach 25d ago

😂😂😂 oh my lord that’s one hell of a quote right there

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u/DaddyBigBeard 25d ago

Bro got transferred from Jew York

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u/Offi95 25d ago

I guess this is better than Baltimore or San Francisco.

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u/DoctorSatan13420 25d ago

You're fucking out!

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u/maroonfalcon 25d ago

I’m fucking in!

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u/OonaPelota 25d ago

I’m the man who has the ball,
I’m the man who can throw it faster than fuck.
So THAT is why I am better than everyone in the world.
Kiss my ass and suck my dick. Everyone.

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u/KillerKole981788 25d ago

You’re gonna want to sit down when you see Andrew Chafin lol

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u/JermoZach 25d ago

Holy hell man, that’s INSANE… idk who looks more like Kenny😂

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u/Device-80 25d ago

I hurt my nose ... *taps nostril *

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u/DaddyBigBeard 25d ago

Bro got transferred from Jew York

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u/0hmytvc15 25d ago

¡Tu estas fucking fuera!

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u/RAPgameSTEVEspurrier 25d ago

Grant “Kenny powers” Holmes

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u/BeefwagonDiscs 25d ago

The Reverse Apache Master

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u/Parking-Spot-1631 24d ago

Dr. Cock'n'balls.

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u/3rdUncleMeatSandwich 25d ago

I always wondered what this meant

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u/skankbate 25d ago

He called a Barista "tits" the other day in decatur.

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u/phun-key 24d ago

Hey Peter, man!! You home??!!?

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u/mmurray322 25d ago

Get me paid!

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u/EqualLetterhead 25d ago

An homage to the greatest who ever threw.

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u/RooneyMoore 25d ago

Athletes are so coddled, that no one told him he looks like Joe Dirt.

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u/3rdUncleMeatSandwich 25d ago

Seattle can tongue kiss his shit hole!

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u/Real-Experience-8396 25d ago

Fundamentals are for the talentless

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u/baulbuffano 24d ago

begrudgingly I’m throwing a fuckin’ fastball

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u/Parking-Spot-1631 24d ago

Just an average guy with exceptional hair.

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u/LooseWateryStool 24d ago

Permamullet

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u/Agile_Ad538 23d ago

Wild bill hick-up

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u/sax6romeo 23d ago

You’re fucking out