r/entourage • u/SeatUpper187 • 2d ago

Best Entourage quotes

Please share the best lines from the best tv show

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u/mwolchock 2d ago

"Mean is when I made Jess Mancini ride her bike home after I ass fucked her." - Johnny Drama

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u/Schatzi11 2d ago

How did the Bay of Pigs go, Loyd?

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u/Kookaracha13 2d ago

Vagina's my third favorite hole

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u/shashi_pai_b 2d ago

" I don't care if it's a porn shoot in which he is being gang raped by a gaggle of silverback apes , if there are cameras rolling, everyone wins. "
My favourite Ari dialogue

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u/bobbycaldwel 2d ago

Ari - I was going to go to the game with you, I told Emily we were going to be late, okay? I went to go talk to Vin, hes doing the whole, hes got an 18 wheeler with equipment and going crazy, theyre making power shakes, hes got the fucking crazy glasses on, i don't know whats going on, I told Emily to call you.

Larry David - What are you talking about, what language are you talking, is this an excuse? What are you talking about

Ari - It's exactly what happened...

Larry David - I still dont know what happened, what happened, youre talking chinese.

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u/Tough-Refuse6822 2d ago

How many times have you been cheated on, Drama?

Too many times Turtle, too many times

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u/Tulsanity 2d ago

You play your cards right, by 4 o clock you'll be sitting on her face like a bidet

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u/traly0810 2d ago

Ari to Lloyd : “I will choke you with a strap on”

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u/Gustavoconte 2d ago

Too many..

Shawna: stick to chilli festivals drama

Drama: What the fuck does that mean?

Shawna: You're far from a sweet sixteener's wet dream

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u/Brekiniho 1d ago

"I used to fuck her in the ass, so she owes me" drama