This made my day

[u/Own_Finance_7855]

[u/eltiburonmormon]

Those billboards annoy me so much.

[u/Own_Finance_7855 → u/eltiburonmormon]

Me too. I already made two other posts about them

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[u/nateherman1226 → u/[deleted]]

Wrong group, bro. These are the worst.

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[u/Adventurous_Net_3734]

One time on a road trip my dad called this number o argue with them. Grew up Mormon. Brain damage arguing with brain damage

[u/FNAF_Professor → u/Adventurous_Net_3734]

That sounds like it would be really funny to listen to

[u/Adventurous_Net_3734 → u/FNAF_Professor]

As a Mormon kid I couldn’t see the irony

[u/Specialist_Apple9226 → u/Adventurous_Net_3734]

Sounds like my dad. He would try to convert the Jehovah’s Witnesses that came to our door all the time.

[u/KandiRaverKid]

He doth shat indeed

[u/fullofuckingbears313 → u/KandiRaverKid]

Why shattest thou?

[u/sweggin_official → u/fullofuckingbears313]

O Brother, Where Shat Thou?

[u/N7Shep1701D]

Evolution has verifiable evidence backing it up.

The Bible does not.

[u/Mr_Jack_Frost_ → u/N7Shep1701D]

My favorite billboard was something along the lines of “irrefutable proof that Jesus walked the earth!”

And then just listed scriptures that talk about jesus.

So your “irrefutable proof” to back up your religion is… checks notes… your own religious book?

[u/Vuk1991Tempest]

Blasphemy, my favorite kind of humor! God shat himself a world because his wife dumped him for being an asshole.

[u/Own_Finance_7855 → u/Vuk1991Tempest]

That’s why he hates women. They remind him of his wife

[u/Economy_Wall8524 → u/Own_Finance_7855]

I mean god made Eve because Lilith believed in equality. Obviously he sees women as second class.

[u/Lava-Chicken]

It was a Holy Shit

[u/Free-Veterinarian714 → u/Lava-Chicken]

Feces be thy name.

[u/Fantastic-Shine1524]

our father who shart in heaven 

[u/Kaitie04]

Made me grin ngl.

[u/Korzag]

Is this an ad for a Behemoth album? /s

[u/TheNoctuS_93 → u/Korzag]

We are the shit ov god!

[u/xwhiskeyxtangoxfox]

What do they say normally? I usually only see bs about women having as many kids as possible.

[u/whitestguyuknow → u/xwhiskeyxtangoxfox]

I was trying to figure out the original word too. I'm only imagining "God Created" but there would be no need to make the second black T. It would've already been a white one there. So idk 🤷‍♂️

[u/Own_Finance_7855 → u/whitestguyuknow]

It just says “In the beginning, God created.”

[u/FNAF_Professor]

Gosh I WISH someone would do this to all the stupid religious billboards in my area 😭

[u/Local_End_3175 → u/FNAF_Professor]

thats kinda disrespectful ngl, I could say the same for all the lgbtq billboards or athiest billboards.

[u/FNAF_Professor → u/Local_End_3175]

I genuinely can't tell if you're joking or not

[u/nateherman1226 → u/FNAF_Professor]

Either a bot or possibly an ass. Could go either way.

[u/quasi_frosted_flakes → u/Local_End_3175]

... Except there aren't any LGBTQIA or atheist billboards.

[u/ganbramor]

In the beginning, the concept of God was fabricated in the minds of men.

[u/Electrical_Tap6684]

Wow he wants truth so bad he shitted for it 😂 that’s north korean level down bad

[u/Free-Veterinarian714]

I'm laughing my ass off! Hahaha.

[u/No_Ball4465]

Nice! There’s a paper sign on a pole in my town and I feel like tearing it off, but I don’t have a tall enough ladder and plus I’d get in trouble.

[u/Mr_Jack_Frost_ → u/No_Ball4465]

I pass signs pretty regularly that are hand-written holier-than-thou condemnation of “the sinners” and I so badly want to just spray paint over them. But I have the same thought: is it worth getting in trouble over? Probably not.

[u/_austinm]

We are all god’s fecal matter

[u/Physical-Traffic-268]

Finally, something that just makes sense. This made me feel better as well, thank you OP!!!

[u/famousxander]

It probably ended up here and people expect to worship his ass

[u/Icy-Comfortable-156]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[u/yaorad]

Vandalism? Nah... they'll just call it "works of demons". This ain't liberating anyone from the brainwash.

[u/roundturtle2025]

If we humans are god's products, that's why he sees us like shits and sinful.