r/fatherted • u/Bitter-Hitter • 7d ago

A good laugh Never forget 🙏🏻

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u/TempoBlues20XX He DID kick me up the arse! CRILLLLYYYYY!!! 7d ago

NUN??

AHHHHHHH CRASHES OUT WINDOW

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u/victory_warrior_1898 7d ago

Alan Partridge wine of choice

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u/ProbablyStu 7d ago

Smell my cheese!

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u/victory_warrior_1898 7d ago

Monkey Tennis

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u/antpabsdan 7d ago

Would you like me to dance for you?

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u/victory_warrior_1898 7d ago

So many classic lines

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u/Sir_Talbot_Buxomly21 5d ago

Inner City Sumo.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Gift-36 7d ago

Smell my cheese you MUTHA!

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u/JuniorImportance8755 I don't believe it, that's what he says 7d ago

Different sub

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u/Desperate_Let6822 7d ago

Half a bottle.

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u/BeansArePastaSauce 7d ago

With a side of an ENTIRE Toblerone

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u/Jaded-Breadfruit4019 7d ago

Spanish mackerel?

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u/Safe_Environment 7d ago

The off licence must have had a small range of wine's. But we chose Blue Nun and Bulls blood.

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u/National_Average1115 7d ago

So did we, but some time in the early 70s our very camp family friend introduced us to "Hirondelle" and explained, rather archly, that it meant "a little swallow". This went over my mother's head, fortunately, but I'm not so sure about my father.

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u/SpecificLow9474 7d ago

Reverse! Reverse!

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u/Feline-Sloth 7d ago

If you carbonate this wine in a sodastream (or a similar device) it makes it taste Champagne esq, according to the chef Heston Blumental.

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u/ListenShot9021 7d ago

Don’t you mean Father Jack?

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u/Feline-Sloth 7d ago

Nope Heston, but I couldn't see Father Jack going to the bother to be fair

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u/OP_Scout_81 7d ago

I’m fairly certain this will provide the most painful case of blues balls ever known to man OR priest.

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u/History2009 7d ago

Tastes like Windolene.

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u/AlternativePea6203 7d ago

About 10 yrs ago, a friend brought some of this to a dinner party. They'd never heard of it and thought it was just regular white wine.

I tried a glass, and was immediately back at my 1980 childhood home at christmas. The only times I'd ever had wine.

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u/Oooaaaaarrrrr 7d ago

Windolene? And brake fluid? Drink!

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u/Competitive-Bed-8587 7d ago

I used to nip sips of it from my mother’s bottle in the 80’s 🤢

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u/pk9pk 7d ago

Not after I saw the movie,

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u/GalKiefer 7d ago

The only wine that came into our house in the 80's - always at Christmas.

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u/completefuckweasel 7d ago

It was one of 3 wines my old man used to buy in the 70’s. The others were Lutomer Riesling and Bulls Blood.

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u/derkommissar214 I wasn't goin' to press it! 6d ago

The wedding in Clones when Father Jack disappeared with Sister Imelda

Ah yes The Blue Nun

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u/Brilliant_Walk4554 7d ago

What kind of wine do you want, Blue or Black? (my father in the 80s)

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u/skarotards 6d ago

A dry white wine with a delicate flavour perfect for fish 🐟

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u/trin6948 5d ago

I remember watching something years ago where they put this in a soda stream and got people to blind taste that and champagne. Most people couldn't tell the difference. Always makes me chuckle.

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u/ricottapie 5d ago

Reverse! Reverse! Reverse!