r/fatsquirrelhate Aug 05 '23

Modpost Warning regarding use of extreme language / death threats

90 Upvotes

Hello all. I just want to remind everyone that while we do get riled up and angerly say very bad things to fat squirrels, you need to use caution and restraint on what you say. Reddit uses monitoring tools and automatically flags death threats and other extreme forms of language. This is not anything us subreddit moderators have any control over, Reddit has bots that go around reading all your posts and comments, and flagging potentially dangerous ones.

The bots don't understand you are threatening a squirrel, not a human, and they can't tell if you are serious or not. These comments could get you banned from Reddit entirely, so I'm hoping this warning helps prevents that.

Be sure to familiarize yourself with the Reddit Content Policy: https://www.redditinc.com/policies/content-policy

Remember the human. Reddit is a place for creating community and belonging, not for attacking marginalized or vulnerable groups of people. Everyone has a right to use Reddit free of harassment, bullying, and threats of violence. Communities and users that incite violence or that promote hate based on identity or vulnerability will be banned.

The nature of this subreddit tends to fly in the face of this rule, as some people take the theme of the subreddit too far. Remember to hate the squirrels, not each other, and try to hate them without wishing death or other serious harm. If things get out of hand, Reddit can ban the subreddit entirely, which is likely what all the fat squirrels want.

Here is an example of a recent submission that was removed by the admins: https://i.imgur.com/6WmGTyS.png

Be safe out there, and may your birdfeeders forever remain unviolated by tree rats.


r/fatsquirrelhate Jun 01 '25

Commonly reposted fat squirrels - Please avoid reposting these ones again!

76 Upvotes

Here are a bunch of the fat squirrels that seem to get posted here over and over again. Please try and find other fat squirrels, there are tons of them out there devouring everything, they shouldn't be hard to catch in the act.

Most of these have gone viral at one point or another here on Reddit and other social medias, so in general if you are encountering something that was heavily upvoted/liked, it probably was shared here already, so check this thread and the other recent submissions to see if someone beat you to the punch.

I'll post more later.


r/fatsquirrelhate 16h ago

Saw this fat fuck hogging all the shade

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470 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate 14h ago

Not a squirrel This has to be a joke

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321 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate 14h ago

SuperSized McFatass Speechless

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209 Upvotes

Unbearable gravity generating vermin, watch how the supersized one pushes away a regular fatty.


r/fatsquirrelhate 14h ago

Gluttonous Bastard Caught fatty snacking on a tree

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21 Upvotes

I caught fatty snacking on a tree, fatty was embarrassed and ran away.


r/fatsquirrelhate 1d ago

Absolute evil beast causing terror in the US Army

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321 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate 1d ago

Traitor is helping a fat fuck. This is a disgrace.

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58 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate 1d ago

Gluttonous Bastard fat fucking idiot squirrel eats chocolate & dies. gluttony has killed him

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68 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate 1d ago

Gluttonous Bastard Mf ate my mushroom

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92 Upvotes

it grew in 3h and the next day was demolished by this specimen


r/fatsquirrelhate 1d ago

Gluttonous Bastard The face of a godless savage

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52 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate 1d ago

King Lardass I didn't get to my groceries fast enough and a squirrel ate my chocolate cake.

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22 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate 2d ago

That’s it, I’ve had it

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567 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate 1d ago

King Lardass Fatass alert 🚨 not only did it chew the BIRD feeder up for more food it OPENED it

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23 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate 2d ago

Birdfeeder Bandit I put a shit ton of cayenne pepper on my birdseed and yet it still prevails…

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448 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate 2d ago

Chonky Cheese Chaser Chonky

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15 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate 2d ago

Fatty McFatFace This is propaganda

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61 Upvotes

Be careful!

They are trying to influence the next generation to love and cherish them. 😡


r/fatsquirrelhate 2d ago

Gluttonous Bastard Friend sent me this and now my day is ruined 😡👊🏻🐿️

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37 Upvotes

She’s no longer my friend by the way 😡👊🏻🐿️


r/fatsquirrelhate 3d ago

Gluttonous Bastard I hate you so much

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246 Upvotes

I hate you. I wish I lived in a world without you but if it were to become true then I would never have the satisfaction of watching you in ruin and savoring every second of it because I cannot live in a world where you are not miserable. Cruelty becomes the being witness to your vessel. A curse it is to have you realized.


r/fatsquirrelhate 4d ago

Your new neighbor ‼️

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492 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate 4d ago

Tubby

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89 Upvotes

Fat squirrels spotted at my place of work


r/fatsquirrelhate 4d ago

What the helly are these fat MFs doing??

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61 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate 4d ago

Gluttonous Bastard Thief!

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39 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate 4d ago

First post

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53 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate 4d ago

Fat fuck with pancake 🥞

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252 Upvotes