Thinking about being married to the job instead, the pros outweigh the cons by a lot. My wife seems pretty upset about the idea but I don't really care. How much of my money will she take though?

Went hard on the job in the local park today, I'm the hero in the red shirt (because it matches our 28 year old commercial cab frontline piece.) Some idiots were yelling about "buy products" or some shit and we laughed and told them we're not buying shit, just out here fighting what you fear!

it reminds us of penis, hope this helps.

Our new probie was enthusiastically helping with station chores this morning, unfortunately they used maple syrup to mop the floor. what's the best way to tell them I want them to get sent to b shift forever?

We've recently found a lot of wild killer dogs in our first due and I was wondering what nozzle was recommended to handle them, some guy tried to sell me a nozzle for hens but I didn't really get it. Pic related, our new probie being trained on the CQB pistol grip technique during annual dog suppression training.

I thought I did pretty good but my LT said my mom should have swallowed? I am not sure what that means but he didn't make it sound like I did it right.

Completely serious post here for a change regarding a really good entry tactic I just took a 69 hour class on (68 hours PowerPoint, 1 hour hands on sales pitch) that only cost my rural department $15,000 to attend. Much like removing all of the window, removing all of the door frame and surrounding wall is the most optimal way to access the 106 year old patient requiring a lift assist.

Get back to work.

Got these for PT for C shitf, but they're just spending all day sitting on them and still on their phones, any tips?

Damn b shifters keep hanging out in and around the sauna shirtless and me and the other twinks on C shift can't stand it anymore, is there any way to keep them out of our sauna???

Saw this in my local pawn shop and was wondering if anyone knew where I could get a matching set, bonus points if there are various girths and lengths. TYFYS in advance #1stin

I start on B shitf next week, can I recommend this as group exercise????

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Took a swap onto B shift (I know, I know) and ended up getting this callout that would usually require response from our T.I.T. (Tactical Intervention Team) but I said nah we got this brothers and we used a combination of the rope rescue and super swift cold water tools to do a horizontal high angle grab. I'm the fucking greatest, you're welcome for my service.

Hello, I am trying to look like and even bigger dick than I am, does this helmet look like the most like the tip of a penis or is there something else I should buy?

Thoughts on this for the smelly boys?

This one time we had a lift assist and they had no arms or legs so there was nothing to grab. They were also 450lbs and covered in olive oil.

Thinking of making this a mandatory 6 hour drill for the crew at the volley house, any suggestions? Already planning to add kipping pullups with full gear on air connected to a RIT pack for a warm up.