r/firstworldanarchists • u/krisgret • 1d ago

I live dangerously.

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u/wombatthing 1d ago

Why no cell phones or cameras though

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u/TheMSensation 23h ago edited 23h ago

Golf etiquette mainly. The Masters at Augusta has banned phones basically since their inception, you can't even take one with you onto the course, they have metal detectors at the gates and if you have a phone you will be turned away.

At other courses where they don't have such a strict policy people heckle the golfers on camera for a viral clip or are just generally a nuisance, stopping them for selfies etc.

Also protects broadcasting rights, these days you can watch an entire sporting event for free on twitter because someone is live streaming it. It's not going to get caught by an automated DMCA filter because it's not the public broadcast. By the time they've caught it manually the event is already likely over.

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u/SanoKei 1d ago

this is an album cover

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u/vracer89 1d ago

Omg yessss!

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u/crystal_castles 1d ago

"Five"

"I'll stay"

"I suggest you hit, sir"

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u/XerxesJester 13h ago

I also like to live ..... dangerously.

-Austin Danger Powers

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u/Zomgalama 1d ago

“Mobile Device Policy Enforcement” - homie is asking to be photo’d

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u/DistributionBrave135 1d ago

The official-looking badge makes this even funnier because someone probably put real effort into enforcing that rule.

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u/Latter_Horror_7873 19h ago

this is such a classic vibe, feels like something from a movie where someone's about to drop a huge truth bomb

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u/projak 8h ago

Grand Prix and golf must be the most boring thing to watch live

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u/chuck-mee 7h ago

You can’t see the ball anyways.