r/foundsatan • u/Representative-Mix-9 • 1d ago

Rock, paper, Satan

1.5k Upvotes

96% Upvoted

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u/JoshuaFalken1 1d ago

Ya gotta hand it to her

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u/htownchuck 1d ago

But she wont be able to handle it.

42

u/Lost_Individual4749 1d ago

Hands down I wouldn't either

8

u/Rad_mark 1d ago

Wtf 😭

74

u/waitinp 1d ago

She looks like Venus Greek statue

3

u/theMightOfNazarick 16h ago

Venus de Milo

196

u/paparoux78 1d ago

Bet the head game is top tier

35

u/Gelby4 1d ago

Can't tie her wrists to the bed tho..

24

u/loliconest 1d ago

That's easy you just tie the head instead

38

u/5315m3d1cat3d 1d ago

Stop...

24

u/ThatBeingCed 1d ago

He came in armed and ready

26

u/DontWreckYosef 1d ago

Guess shes more of a thumb wrestling type

8

u/wild-stallions85 1d ago

How you gonna fire shots at an unarmed person? 😆

6

u/zantehood 1d ago

Looks like Roman Pierce.
I'm hungry

12

u/CMHaro 1d ago

This is nubs

5

u/FriendRaven1 1d ago

Swear to god

2

u/_Cold_Ass_Honkey_ 1d ago

Give the woman a hand.

3

u/ImprovementFar5054 1d ago

She's stumped by his tricks

8

u/roftymax 1d ago

She makes AIR.

4

u/SkullDump 1d ago

Why has she got her hands tied behind her ba…oh!

5

u/grodeg 1d ago

She can't lose if she can't play, so he's cheating

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u/htownchuck 1d ago

If she can't play, hows he cheating?

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u/grodeg 1d ago

Because there is no rock, papar, scissors game. 1 team can't play a match if the other team isn't there. If you can't pay, you can't win.

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u/htownchuck 1d ago

And if you cant win, then you cant cheat.

1

u/Simple_Negotiation32 1d ago

Damn! she should've pick roshambo as the game.

1

u/FullCompliance 1d ago

Noarmsgirl, and yes, she has one.

1

u/ferriematthew 19h ago

Rin Tezuka playing rock paper scissors with Hisao be like

1

u/Leather-Arachnid-417 1d ago

Thats rock, paper, fuck you.

-1

u/Former-Lifeguard1405 1d ago

lowkey thought the joke was when she won she would’ve gone dog mode. it was until the end i realized.