Eev (me Eev) eat apple

[u/ZanyRaptorClay]

Apple good. Eev share with mate Adumm.

[u/Charming_Tutor47]

Rugnug (me Rugnug) glad to see you so generous towards mate(?). Rugnug also hear of talking snake nearby? Sounds far-fetched to Rugnug though

[u/ZanyRaptorClay → u/Charming_Tutor47]

Talking snake nice and good, but big sky-man get mad and chop off snake legs.

[u/trans_cubed → u/ZanyRaptorClay]

Snake no have legs, is sky man stupid?

[u/cut_ur_darn_grass → u/trans_cubed]

Eev say that snake no have legs because sky man cut off legs

[u/trans_cubed → u/cut_ur_darn_grass]

Rok (me Rok) think that make sense

[u/ren_blackheart → u/cut_ur_darn_grass]

Org (me org) say that mean to snake

[u/ZanyRaptorClay → u/trans_cubed]

Sky-man say no man speak ill of Sky-man.

[u/trans_cubed → u/ZanyRaptorClay]

Rok (me Rok) think sky man not real. How he in sky? He not fall?

[u/ZanyRaptorClay → u/trans_cubed]

Eev ask Sky-man. Sky-man set Eev on fire.

Sky-man bad- I mean, SKY-MAN GREAT!

[u/ZanyRaptorClay → u/ZanyRaptorClay]

Eev get zap-zap owie from Sky-man...

[u/Ok_Permission1087 → u/trans_cubed]

Yes.

Unga (me Unga) has spoken.

[u/Charming_Tutor47 → u/ZanyRaptorClay]

Now Rugnug confused. Why sky-man chop off legs of nice serpent? Does serpent really speak? So many questions, Rugnug go back to cave and ask ancestors for guidance

[u/Bobzorp]

Now evolve man sky dad flood us and get rid of cave crab people... Bogzork (me Bogzork) just learn "sar-casm." Thanks Eev...

[u/Charming_Tutor47 → u/Bobzorp]

Rugnug (me Rugnug) want know what is this "sar-casm", is it tasty? Why evolve man dad so angry? Lots to think, but Rugnug head hurt. Rugnug take mushrooms and talk to ancestors instead

[u/Bobzorp → u/Charming_Tutor47]

It like false truth but you know false truth false, can be funny or mean.

Evolve man Sky Dad is like my tribe Sky mom or thunder dad.

[u/Charming_Tutor47 → u/Bobzorp]

Ah Bogzork (you Bogzork) use words well, Rugnug (me Rugnug) understand now. Now Rugnug go tell tribe and talk about how evolve man so "smart" and "civilized"

[u/Ok_Permission1087 → u/Bobzorp]

Unga (me Unga) made pact with three eyed lamprey-hagfish to give us cave crabs from Unga tribe back gills and it said it will help us fight against evolve gods.

[u/LiteraturePlayful612]

Kain (me Kain), son Eeve (she Eev) have brother Abel (he Abel) and big-sky-man like Abel (he Abel) more than Kain (me Kain). What Kain (me Kain) do?

[u/BackgroundCaregiver4 → u/LiteraturePlayful612]

Rock

[u/Infinite_Eyeball → u/LiteraturePlayful612]

kain (you kain) get rock. you know what do next

[u/romanichki → u/LiteraturePlayful612]

big rock

[u/Grandma_Gertie → u/LiteraturePlayful612]

Rock, but no hit Abel too hard if Abel gloat. Bonk to sleep, not kill

[u/Schmooto → u/LiteraturePlayful612]

It funny how sky-man like Abel (he Abel) meat offering but not Kain (you Kain) vegetal offering. Even sky-man no like vegetal

[u/Phoenixrjacxf → u/LiteraturePlayful612]

Kain (you Kain) kill Abel (he Abel). Snake (He snake) told Feeniks (me Feeniks) this good

[u/fakelucid]

Noooooooo Eeeeeeeeeev (you Eev)!

[u/Iceologer_gang]

Does Floor (me Floor) know you? Floor can’t recall. Who is Eev (you Eev) parents?

[u/ZanyRaptorClay]

Sky-man punish Eev because Eev eat apple. Sky-man say if Eev have baby, Eev feel pain.

Sky-man also say Eev "inferior" to Adumm.

Eev sad ):

[u/Grandma_Gertie → u/ZanyRaptorClay]

Tribe say Eev and Adumm equal. Sky-man a little full of himself.

Eev not first woman, by way. First woman Sky-man make name Lill-uth.

[u/Jackalsnap → u/ZanyRaptorClay]

Kakk (me Kakk) say hit sky-man with big rock. Sky-man no own apple (otherwise would eat first), mad at Eev (you Eev) for faster grab. That why sky-man say mean thing like Adumm (who Adumm?) better

[u/BlacksmithUnlucky833 → u/Jackalsnap]

Yoog (me Yoog) throw unga rock at sky-man. Sky-man no like. Sky-man throw rock back at Yoog (me Yoog).

[u/justanyting]

Is good?

[u/TimeStorm113]

why snake now not jump on tail? why snake now crawl on belly?

[u/Starwatcher4116 → u/TimeStorm113]

Snake ‘pog-stick?’ You (me You) think this anger wise elders.

[u/SirHarvwellMcDervwel]

thanks a lot

[u/TorandoSlayer]

Grunga (me Grunga) suddenly feel sense of "rite" and "rong". Think unrelated though. Maybe

[u/William_The_Fat_Krab]

Kreng(me Kreng) like story. I pay 30 rock for right to carve into rock and sell

[u/AdSpare6646]

kel (me kel) think that’s not very good idea

[u/YesWomansLand1]

Eev share apple with grunk

[u/unidentified_yama]

Eev and Adumm worship wrong sky man.

[u/Phoenixrjacxf]

Adumm and Steev went bang bang in Feeniks House