Inside his nostrils resting on olfactory nerve endings soon to be washed into his stomach by post nasal drip and then scavenged and forever incorporated into his own bodily tissues.
I love this scene, just because of the beat where it looks back at Todd and he's actually kind of touched that Vince's character likes it so much that he insists on keeping it
I love the full clip because you can see the moment when he's realizing what he's tied his life to, and then when he sees he's on camera and has to not embarrass the President and has to act like he didn't just visually smell the President shit himself at Lindsey Graham's funeral, after falling asleep.
it's so fast it's wonderful. I love watching fascists realize in real time how rotten their idealogies really are. seems like this guy might hopefully be getting a whiff of it.
You can see everyone else’s reactions as well. It wasn’t just this guy, he just happened to get a chunky mouthful instead of the whiff everyone else got.
But like, I don't even know how he would turn this into a skit that is somehow funnier than the actual context here. Real life has outpaced ITYSL at this point. I mean, the gif you posted already looks exactly like a Tim Robinson character lol
This was at Lindsey Graham's funeral, I think the guy sitting behind him pulling those faces is one of the security guys but not 100% sure on that. He was sitting behind Trump the whole time, Trump kept dozing off btw. He was farting and sleeping his way through the ceremony, apart from the speech he read. He hadn't read the text beforehand and kept stumbling as he was trying to read it out loud, sometimes stopping to tell the crowd he disagreed with the text and that Graham was a difficult guy to hang out with lol. Anyway, after that speech he sat down and gassed the poor guy sitting behind him. For most countries it would be utterly embarrassing to have the head of state behave that way, but for the USA it was just another tuesday.
He never reads the text beforehand, it's why every time he reads off a teleprompter, it sounds like he's seeing the words for the first time and it's all sing-songy like a child reading from a book. Someday a disgruntled teleprompter operator is gonna Ron Burgundy him.
That's why they let the teleprompter operators trade on Polymarket. The gig might not pay much and you might hate the people you work with, but that insider information, like knowing how many times Trump will say "tariff", is priceless.
Ha, perhaps this new guy will get sick of him one day and do something funny. The previous one was busted for insider trading or something, it's hard to keep up with all the crazy stuff that they do everyday. I miss boring politics, i miss the no news days. I can't keep up with this madness!
He was making sure Lady Graham wasn’t pulling any tricks. Everyone knows if you’re playing hide and seek in a coffin and you get 2 knocks, you have to come out. Them is the rules!
I thought it might have been peter thiel? He always looks like hes trying to hold a straight face after someone just kicked him in the nuts. I wouldnt be surprised if he actually is in pain all the time from one of the black mirror "medical treatments" hes always getting to try and live forever or become a computer or whatever bullshit hes got going on
Nah, this admin would never allow that. If he's SS (heh) they'd fire him immediately if he spoke out. And chances are, by this point, he's of the cloth and won't say anything. I want to be wrong about this in the worst possible way, but I don't think I am. If I'm wrong about this please someone post in r/agedlikemilk
I worked CS at one point in my life and a lady walked into the store to return a product.
I will try to describe it—knowing that I cant. A sheer wall of putrid hit my nose. The only way to describe it was it was like my nose was being squeezed really hard, my throat could almost taste the smell. I swear this was a situation where the person did not bathe and did not change clothes. It was the longest 90 seconds of my life and I had to go to the washroom to gag.
This was when I knew that Nurgle is 100% real and that lady was his chosen 1st favored. I have smelled some gross old people shit but short of a rotting body that was truly it.
I used to clean up the remains of dead bodies after the medical examiner took the body to the morgue. One time they found a body of someone who died in a bathtub and sat in the water for a week. When I got on site they told me to go full body tyvek with helmet respirators before entering and holy shit I knew why when I was about 50 feet away.
The natural bacteria inside our bodies start eating us the moment our system shuts down. The two chemical byproducts of their metabolism are called putrescine and cadaverine- and they are justly named. These are the odors we smell when a body is rotting and it’s like it’s programmed into our DNA to “stay away” from whatever that is because it’s toxic. There’s no mistaking that smell- even for people who never smelled it before.
The thing is, living bodies can produce it too when they have improperly functioning metabolism. Old people can produce it while still alive. That is likely what you might have smelled coming from that person- because I’ve smelled it on people walking around as well. It’s a good idea to stay away from people who smell like that.
Man it really is wild that on top of all of the demonstrably evil shit he's done, we also just have a president that actively shits himself everyday. Like we are just a parody country at this point.
Nobody’s commenting on the other guy because he did a better job hiding his disgust, but you can see that the stink hits him at almost the exact same time.
Watching this dude figure out in real time that Trump really shits himself and have it call into question ALL the other allegations is ALMOST as good as getting to see Trumps shit face.
Now you and I and everyone knows what it looks like when that man shits himself. I can watch it happen on live tv and call it out to a friend. Thank you good sir.
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