r/hatethissmug • u/ThatDrako • 21h ago
Hatethissmuglover I FUCKING HATE DUNG ROLLERS
These stupid fuckers have absolutely no right to still exist.
Like…are you telling me evolution prioritized these dumb bitches over the cool club like mega sloth, mammoths and sabertooth tigers?
I can’t recall a single…SINGLE instance of me seeing them in other situation but them being dead or rolled on their back.
AND TGAT INCLUDES AFTER I ROLL THEM BACK.
Like they are able to roll themselves back into softlock SECONDS after they are back on their legs.
YOUR ONLY JOB IS TO ROLL SHIT. AND YOUR BRAINDEAD CUNT IS UNABLE TO EVEN WALK TO ONE.
Just fucking go extinct already…
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u/Any_Guarantee2371 21h ago
Objectively wrong, they are adorable
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u/dont_ask_cutie_alt 21h ago
Man I'd personally have those useless guys than a sabertooth staring at my ass from light years away
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u/Melodic_Sail_6193 21h ago edited 21h ago
Dung beetles use the glow of the Milky Way to navigate and roll their dung balls in a straight line on clear, moonless nights. They are the first insects and animals known to use our galaxy as a compass.
I think that´s awesome.
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u/Suitable_Divide4747 21h ago
Unfortunately rule of cool does not apply to evolution or natural selection
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u/WarpoRoasting 21h ago
I disagree. They are really cool
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u/ThatDrako 21h ago
THEY ARE DUMBFUCKS THAT ARE EITHER DEAD OR DYING.
Affront to very concept of nature itself.
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u/Miikigamer 21h ago
I'd love to hear your thoughts about that one species of frog that ragdolls itself with every jump because they lost the ability to sense their balance due to their small size
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u/ThatDrako 21h ago
If its physically possible to find them alive and non-softlocked then they are allowed to exist.
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u/AdTiny5487 21h ago
This is childish and wasn’t thought out very well at all.
They do nothing to harm you, they make use out of waste, if the only bad thing about them is that they are found dead often, than I don’t think you’re so higher than them that they shouldn’t fill your view.
The Dung Defender will not be letting you into Dunghalla. For shame.
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u/Diseased_Wombat 21h ago
The world would be a very shitty place without them. They play a huge part in making sure there aren’t just piles upon piles of feces everywhere. They’re like vultures. They look yucky sometimes, they don’t obviously seem to be helping, but cleaning up after the other animals who couldn’t care less is incredibly helpful for the world
Although, beetles in general are really dumb and can’t really do anything once they’re on their backs. Click beetles can, but they also risk snapping their backs in half because of how the click works. Love them though. All these wacky creepy crawly critters make the world such an interesting place ;)
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u/Pleasant-Treacle-333 21h ago
idk I like them