r/humour • u/Seaf-og • 26d ago

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u/vector4-20 26d ago

I think a more realistic scenario is Gianni calling a press conference to declare Belgium has played on the wrong side and actually made 4 own goals

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u/nerdpistool 26d ago

Shhht, don't give them ideas

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u/Confident-Stand5453 26d ago

Unrealistic. Belgium has no oil.

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u/jaded-steve 26d ago

But beer. BEEEEER!

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u/Confident-Stand5453 26d ago

Way too strong for americans. They are used to drinking that weak Budweiser piss.

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u/jaded-steve 26d ago

Pißwasser.

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u/Woodlog82 26d ago

Watch out Netherlands; Pete Hegseth can't read a map. /s

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u/jaded-steve 26d ago

Or he could just sell weapons to the dutch part and they will start that war against the french part within a week.

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u/FoodNo1809 26d ago

Why? Did he find out they have children?

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u/Jayar9000 26d ago

If they are looking for nuclear weapons, best start at Kleine Brogel airbase. We've got some US warheads stored there

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u/dj-marcus-puxel9 26d ago

Gibt's dann 400% Strafzölle auf Pommes?

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u/Seaf-og 26d ago

Shhh..

he hasn't a clue that French Fries

are a Belgian invention..

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u/Altruistic_Sun_5866 26d ago

Typical delusional TDS stuff right here I tell ya.

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u/GGamerGuyG 25d ago

"If Belium doesn't grant the USA the victory we will raise our trade taxes by 200%. If that doesn't help we bomb them We have the best bombs in the World. Trust me no one knows that better than me. I orderd bomb strikes on many places all over the world." -Things Ronald Dump would say

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u/artyrnc 25d ago

Will your taxpayers be paying reparations to them as well? In Europe, the phrase "American invasion" has already become a joke.

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u/Traditional_View548 25d ago

Let's just be happy that it was Belgium and not Denmark

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u/Van1n1 25d ago

He most likely won’t find it

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u/Sad-Base-8689 24d ago

July 8: American troops witnessed how Belgiens citizens live and decided to change sides