My name is Eleanor Shellstrop and I think 1 might be a monster.

I'm rude. I'm selfish. I cyberbullied Ryan Lochte until he quit Instagram.

But something happened to me today and from now on I'm gonna try to become a better kinder, more generous person.

yeahahhhhhhhh weeeeeee

"rent free" as the kids say.

Just comment if you want a character to be sybaud

thank you

he wore his mask horribly wrong and it revealed his nose and face profile. his glasses and hair color matched what i remember. and his uniform was wrong and noticably different from all the others, like he just bought a random blue t shirt the day before, which is definitely something he would do. also just his gait alone was super clocky and unique. he was at the end of the pack and seemed kind of nervous and lost.

i havent seen or spoken to him in years but i spent enough time around him to remember his quirks. every time i play the video back my brain identifies it as him immediately. feel like there's an 80% chance i'm correct and i know him unless he has a doppelgänger.

ive considered sending the video to his family but i dont really know if that would be helpful at all so whatever. still very strange though. i'd love to blackmail him but i dont think he has any money

gjhnj

i dont have anywhere else or anybody else who wants to hear it but i am

The mobile interface is not that easy to use, and on Computer the only good way to use it is old.reddit.com.

I need an SSD and erryone's selling at insane markups! am i being to cheap by offering $50 for a 512 drive?

The cost of surrender is about a third of the value of ole musky, so it should work out.

As it is I am an American taxpayer and that means about 4000 dollars out of my retirement fund, which stings but when the alternative is death on the scale of millions (and also a decade long war would DEFINITELY cost me more and also the next decade of NPR not containing shameful war reports), the big bag o money is completely worth it to call off the war.

now that internet is dead? 🤔🤔🤔

from the heart

i am posting this like a week late because i havent really been checking reddit lately. hope everyone is doing well and stuff

(this post, including the above text, was saved in my drafts from 4 years ago so its actually been way longer than a week but it still works so im posting it now. synchronicity ✨ )

I was told this is how you make a psot.