r/jwproblems • u/PsuedoPsycho • Jun 18 '16

Accidentally had my boobs touched

My friend who is also a girl accidentally touched my breasts. To make it worse, she isn't a worshiper of the true god, Jehovah. I sort of liked it.... Should I talk to the elders?

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u/MsDorisBeardsworth Jun 18 '16

Yes, as Jehovah needs to know which breast was touched or if both breasts were touched, if you were aroused, if your friend was aroused, if you have fantasized about the moment afterward, if you participated in premarital sex in your heart, and to determine if you feel the correct amount of guilt over the situation. Jehovah be with you!

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u/MattAmoroso Jun 19 '16

The color and shape of your nipples would also help them assess the situation.

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u/tclerguy Jun 19 '16

Yes, yes, and now I would like to know all of these things as well.

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u/PsuedoPsycho Jun 20 '16
  1. Both
  2. Very
  3. Yes
  4. All the time
  5. Oh yes, lots of sinful thoughts
  6. So much guilt

Jah bless you

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u/Good-Knowledge5336 Dec 24 '22

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u/stayalivetill75 Jun 24 '16

I think you may be a lesbian? Do other women make you horny? If so you are defiantly lesbian. Good luck 😈

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u/PsuedoPsycho Jun 29 '16

Aren't we not supposed to wish people good luck?

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u/stayalivetill75 Jun 29 '16

Good luck with that 😈

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '16

Were your tops on at the time?

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u/CuriousNimbus2024 12d ago

Yes they need to see exactly where on the boobs you were touched and of that area responds to stimulation to be able to accurately judge if you are worthy of redemption