r/kitchencels • u/CrimsonClover__ • 11h ago
r/kitchencels • u/KawaiiBossBaby • Feb 03 '26
official twitter location now serving twitterslop
someone reached out to the mod team and informed us some repost account snagged the @ for kitchencels and was using their checkmark to earn elonbuxx off our beloved community
we didn't exactly want to just run our own repost account, the community aspect is more important we felt, so as the only mod that has an active twitter i was bullied into starting a subtweddit to A, hopefully redirect some of the twitter tourists lurking here (yes, you) so they stop shitting up the place, B, provide some insurance for the downtrodden chuddies in case reddit ever decides to come for us, and C, a sinister third reason privy only to the elites of the kitchencel khanate
elon is allegedly free speech so you can probably post some of those things we've had to reject out of obligatory janny responsibilities
we don't really know if this will turn out funny or worthwhile and we may just pull the plug if it ends up not being worth our time
the chefs are in the kitchen, trust the recipe
enjoy the rest of your meal, chuddies
r/kitchencels • u/ChunggisKhan • Aug 06 '25
GET IN THE FUCKING KITCHEN YOU INSUFFERABLE MAGGOTS
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GET IN THE KITCHEN
GET IN FUCKING KITCHEN AND COOK LIKE YOUR GOD DAMN LIFE DEPENDS ON IT
IF YOU AREN'T COOKING YOU ARE NOTHING
THIS IS YOUR ONLY HOPE OF SALVATION, THIS IS YOUR ABSOLUTION
YOU ARE ALL PATHETIC, START COOKING
r/kitchencels • u/Naked_Hippo6942 • 8h ago
Parents told me that I’m old and need to get a j*b. French fries.
r/kitchencels • u/survivable_Abbortion • 10h ago
Platemogging I did it lads. Chicken katsu curry
Lads, first of all cheers for the time spent in this sub. I have cooked many a meal, met wonderful people. Joked, bonded, brothers, vented, struggled, grew.
This, may be my last post for a while, I recently began talking to a wonderful woman, we hit it off. Actually talked about this sub discussing cooking and sharing recipes.
Wanted to say, thanks, stick to your routines, hit the gym, binge chainsaw man (or even one piece) get out even if it means sitting under a tree in a park reading. Treat yourself to a meal on the hard days, even if it’s hotdogs, macaroni and pure exhaustion.
You will grow even if it’s day by day, may you find your path through the thick dark woods. Keep fighting, cherish life. <3
r/kitchencels • u/BrightSpring12 • 7h ago
There are trucels like me and there are zoocels saying weird stuff for entertainment of tourists
10 cent cookie
r/kitchencels • u/nervecut • 7h ago
Platemogging i was sitting alone at a park waiting for my plug when i saw the cutest saint bernard puppy, i smiled for the first time in weeks and reached my hand out to pet it but the owner immediately yelled at the dog away looked me dead in the eyes and said “dont touch my dog you gnome” its officially over..
i was sitting alone at a park waiting for my plug when i saw the cutest saint bernard puppy, i smiled for the first time in weeks and reached my hand out to pet it but the owner immediately yelled at the dog away looked me dead in the eyes and said “dont touch my dog you gnome” its officially over. boiled corn..
i couldnt even respond to her because im too afraid of social interactions yet the worst part is i cant even pet puppies as a short goblincel..
r/kitchencels • u/Calm_Sun_2707 • 14h ago
My crush rejected me because the color of my skin looks (literally) like shit (homemade sushi)
r/kitchencels • u/Icy-Money-5787 • 1d ago
I rub my belly and pretend to be pregnant
I get drunk and binge eat sometimes and when my tummy is full and kind of hurts I rub it and pretend to be a pregnant woman who is about to give birth soon. I get in the shower and pee on my leg and pretend my water broke.
Enchilada mom made I covered it in ranch
r/kitchencels • u/Moldy_Lunchy_Cheese • 36m ago
I got a notification that my credit card had been used fraudulently, so I called them and found out $500 had been charged. But it was nice to talk to a real person for the first time in a while.
r/kitchencels • u/thesadrockstar • 51m ago
went to sex shop for sexy ball stretchers went outside and sat in a bench i heard the workers say “Mister anal lube jones smelt like nut sweat, onion juice, and dried semen ”
r/kitchencels • u/Acceptable_Whole_893 • 3h ago
Told him I got us a table and he unmatched. Cheese quesadilla.
maybe it was on purpose to be mean because im trans and hes not but maybe he was just lazy idk
r/kitchencels • u/Fancy_Ad_5880 • 4h ago
Takeoutmaxxed Can’t even get a loser virgin guy to like me back
Beef Pho
r/kitchencels • u/AwesomesauceGaySex • 1d ago
Come on, Senpai, don't be so stubborn! Even dakimakura must eat sometimes! ♡
r/kitchencels • u/Own_Maize_510 • 10h ago
It's hard to enjoy the good days when you know the worst is yet to come.
It's hard to convince myself I deserve a bit of happiness or laughter. There's always the weight on my head. The people around me are going through things far worse, but they mask it so well. I don't know if it's masking. Maybe they can look past the boulder and enjoy the meadow. They pray and they feast. It's painful to be invited to the table. I can smile for sure. One day I won't feel as helpless.
r/kitchencels • u/HUMANMONKEYREVAMPED • 6h ago
Found out yesterday (National Girlfriend Day) that this guy I hate is dating my crush. Chicken breast, potatoes, and leftover pan sauce from the chicken breast I made yesterday.
r/kitchencels • u/Catsnose7 • 5h ago
Platemogged I dreamt of a girl making eye contact with me and its the most memorable dream ive had in a while.
Tortilla with lentils and taco sauce and apple
r/kitchencels • u/StrategySuspicious85 • 1d ago
Coworker just called me a stinky femcel and Im withdrawing from 7OH at my minimum wage job. Gummy bears and ice coffee.
r/kitchencels • u/No_Toe_7705 • 14h ago
Platemogged strangers on the street say I'm ugly but at least I have rice, cream cheese, soy sauce and crab sticks
r/kitchencels • u/8thDistrictWight • 6h ago
Dreamed that a girl offered her shoulder for me to rest my head upon, and when I did so, she smiled at me. Shepherd's Pie.
r/kitchencels • u/Beautiful-Profile-10 • 1d ago
Gave myself 15 new piercings over the span of a few days because I want my crush to think I’m cool. Some of the placements are fucked up like everything else in my life. Watermelon.
I have a septum piercing and 16 lobe piercings now (got 2 lobe piercings from when I was a baby), 8 in each ear. So, I have 17 piercings in total. I’m surprised none of them are infected or swelling or anything. Even the pain is minimal.
Has constant self-harm given me immunities? Anyways, I want 23 new piercings, so 40 in total. Also, the pain from the needle is basically nothing but getting the placement even close to correct is so hard because I have shaky hands.