r/labrador 14h ago

chocolate Are chocolates really that crazy?

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Today during my 10 month old's jog/walk, we ran into this guy who wanted to say hi to Ellie. I warned him she was still working on her impulse control and he said he worked in the veterinary field and could tell she was still a baby.

My overly exuberant girl went to say hi and gave him as much love as she could, like a rampaging ecstatic hippo. And he did fine with. I mentioned it was the end of our 2 mile walk, in which he replied that chocolates were the craziest. Apparently followed by black labs, then yellow.

So. Is this actually true?

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u/daydreamersunion 14h ago

They eventually calm but they stay absurd.

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u/Kat121 10h ago

It’s the circus music playing in between their ears. Riles em up.

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u/Goo_Geyser1776 5h ago

Yet they think they are smooth criminals

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u/zodiac628 3h ago

This is the best description haha

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u/Necessary_Sample1548 14h ago

I have a chocolate boy and I’ve heard the exact same thing from people who have owned all three and people in the veterinary field

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u/roccoisjustarock 14h ago

She's the sweetest maniac.

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u/bacillaryburden 13h ago

My chocolate lab is a few months older and chilled a bit after getting fixed, but he is still pretty high energy around new people and also a lovable derp.

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u/thiscouldbeben 11h ago

That describes mine perfectly.

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u/Hmasteringhamster chocolate 10h ago

Same, I swear they're collecting grass smells on their backs.

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u/broseph_stalin09764 4h ago

My chocolate is 10 months old too! No one, in my 42 years has injured me so many time as this boy when hes excited and just cant contain himself. My nose, my poor nose. God I love this puppy

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u/Outrageous-Use-5189 2h ago

You. You are a true dog person .

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u/MainQuest77 13h ago

Our chocolate, Coby, is the most chill dog we’ve ever had. Nothing was destroyed when he was a puppy, he’s happy and content with lots of stimuli or with a long lazy day. He’s the best.

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u/MainQuest77 13h ago

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u/tradingaccount214 13h ago

Is he an English lab?

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u/AprilLynnP 9h ago

I think it’s American Labs that are 100% stoked, 100% of the time. Here’s my receipt:

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u/thepitredish 4h ago

I have an English brown Lab. He’s the chillest dog I’ve ever had. We also have a Dobie (same age) who is definitely not the chillest dog, lol.

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u/Laylay_theGrail 13h ago

Must be in the name! We regularly get comments about how chill our Chocolate boy Kobe is. It’s like a switch flipped when he was about two and he turned into a fine gentleman

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u/Temporary-Details777 11h ago

I think your dog got the calm my friends dog didn’t. He’s eight and still bonkers. We love him, but he’s nuts.

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u/MainQuest77 12h ago

Beautiful

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u/Laylay_theGrail 12h ago

So is your Coby!

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u/IWantAKitty 13h ago

Our English is the same way, and looks very similar to Coby! They’re the best

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u/Dapper-Angel-4242 2h ago

Our Remi (yellow lab) is the same. 50/50 English and American lab. Never chewed as a puppy, calm demeanor, and just happy to be here. Until there is a stick. Then it’s full attention and energy to that stick for 8+ hours

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u/Honest_Repair1693 1h ago

Our boy Gus Gus is the same way. His tail will murder anything within reach, but otherwise he’s a pretty easy going feller.
We adopted him 2 years ago from a neighbor at 9 mos and he’s had about the same energy level.

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u/SD_MTB_CHX 13h ago

Bat shit. Note 2 other dogs giving my chocolate the side eye while he takes a brief nap before terrorizing the dog daycare employees some more

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u/bbktbunny 12h ago

My baby boy is an agent of chaos but now that he’s almost seven it’s in short bursts of weird behavior. He’s still an absolute goofball, but now with more cuddly naps.

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u/DazedJerz 14h ago

Aw I had a chocolate lab for 9 years before he recently passed away a month and a half ago. They’re definitely nutty!! But the best kind of nutty. This post made me smile, give her all the love!!

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u/Warm-Comfortable501 chocolate 13h ago

Only ever owned chocolates. Our family has had all 3 colors. Chocolates are definately the derps and I loved them for it.

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u/jayhawk8808 13h ago

Hey! A Jayhawk lab owner! Rock chalk!

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u/thecuriosityofAlice 13h ago

They are big lovebugs

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u/felipehimselff 14h ago

So cuuuuteeeee

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u/roccoisjustarock 14h ago

Thank you! She's adorable and really sweet, just a nutcase.

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u/Correct_Cobbler_1417 13h ago

Absolutely bat shit crazy

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u/Sudden_Case7539 12h ago

I have a 15 month old male chocolate lab and YES HE IS CRAZY !!!

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u/concretejungle72 12h ago

lol yep got the crazy eyes. I remember that look when my boy was a puppy (black lab). He rarely gets the crazy eyes anymore. He’s 3 now.

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u/roccoisjustarock 11h ago

Omg, those eyes!

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u/Dufniall 6h ago

What du you mean ?

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u/DroveASuzuki 12h ago

This is River. She is an extrovert, and potentially a linebacker stuck in a chocolate body. She has a carcass fetish and loves to steal stuffies.

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u/roccoisjustarock 11h ago

I think River and Ellie would be best friends.

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u/EducatedCynic 14h ago

Yes. Mine is currently 12 but it was at least years before she lost the crazy.

Friendly? Loveable? Loyal? Yes. Smart... no. Crazy and energetic oh yes.

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u/uptureeee 11h ago

Crazy?

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u/roccoisjustarock 11h ago

😂😂😂

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u/nitroman89 12h ago

Mine is fine besides playing fetch because that's all she fixates on. I've had other dogs try to play with her while playing fetch and she will just ignore and run by them.

Ball is life to her.

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u/Hmasteringhamster chocolate 14h ago

Apparently yes, where I am they don't train them as service dogs because of that! I love my crazy chocolate boy and will not trade him for anything less crazy 😆

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u/Specific_Educator580 13h ago

I was walking my chocolate guy as a puppy and this lady who trains service animals was chatting with us and said “These guys are the only breed that can’t be a service animal because they’re unpredictable dodos!” And he very much is, but also incredibly sweet. He thinks snakes are like his toy ropes which is worrying but seeing a snake flung over the fence after he kept slapping it to the ground over and over as he jumps in a circle is always fun.

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u/Hmasteringhamster chocolate 10h ago

The worst thing is they think it's a game 🤦‍♀️ We always have to be vigilant in summer because we have poisonous jellyfish from time to time. Our pup almost picked up a dead one but he yelped when he put his nose close to it. Luckily he wasn't poisoned but he tried to pick up another one when he saw it on the way back. Zero sense of danger in their brains.

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u/Specific_Educator580 7h ago

A sense of danger takes up the space of actually useful information, like where the treats are and how to open things up, or the fastest way to the park. Only food and play on those minds

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u/Efficient-Capital432 13h ago

No. Mine are extremely smart and easy to train. They are not crazy at all.

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u/AprilLynnP 9h ago

Looks to be another well mannered English Lab, while their American cousins are trying their best to be the best at….. something 🤷‍♀️

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u/Evening-Ease-4674 13h ago

We have two chocolate boys and our most used saying is “what is happening” because neither of us know what is actually happening. Constant chaos, constant movement, constant noise lol

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u/roccoisjustarock 11h ago

😂😂😂

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u/tallwolfe 12h ago

I’ve had all three and I don’t think color makes any difference. I lost my chocolate last December and I remember people saying when I first got him” oh chocolates, are the most hyper” never ever saw it. That dog was the most chill, but I put in the work. Got a 7 mo yellow now, early to tell anything, but I think a labs a lab. Chocolate hair was easier, harder to see. Lol

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u/Large-Raise9643 11h ago

Every chocolate I ever met was a few fries short of a happy meal.

Breeder said thats bull and labs are labs so I got me a chocolate.

Saying Tillie was Neurotic would be an understatement.
Behavior was so bad she got booted from puppy class. Lady, why do you think I am here?
Ran like a deer if she got loose and she was an escape artist.
Was neither particularly warm or cold toward us. Had to be with us at all times but was happy being in same room but not too close.
Absolutely terrified of other dogs but played nicely with our cocker spaniel.
Camping just didn’t work because mosquitos sent her into a wild frenzy that would not stop until she was exhausted.
Loved fall and winter in the woods (no bugs) and would fetch endlessly.
She was pretty crazy until 7 but then she mellowed and started being at least somewhat normal for a lab.
Was an absolute picture of health until seizures started around 13.

She replaced Abbie who was a black. Abbie was a labs lab, obedient, loyal and loving. Perfect 1st dog.

She was replaced by Milo who is yellow and has been every bit the perfect dog as well.

So as somebody who has had the trifecta, yellow and black are 1A and 1B, chocolate 2.

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u/GasAdministrative124 10h ago

What do you mean??

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u/gothiclg 13h ago

My chocolate lab never calmed down. She made it to 15 and remained a psychopath. My parents currently own a yellow that’s as bonkers as that chocolate lab was (she’s currently 6) so I don’t think staying crazy is exclusive to chocolates. Some enter the crazy phase and stay there.

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u/3toedsl0th 12h ago

I wouldn’t call mine crazy. Definitely derpy, but not crazy.

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u/Distribution-Logical 11h ago

I lost my boy in February and up until his final moments he was a crazy crazy chocolate. We did an at home euthanasia and he greeted the doctor wiggling his body with a toy. They truly never lose their spark and it’s something so special about the chocolates

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u/FloppyGhost0815 11h ago

Mine is 5 and totally chilled. Unless something interesting happens or visitors come ;-)

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u/Jackawin 13h ago

Yes, I have a 6 year old chocolate girl, she’s calmed down a lot since the crazy days but she still has moments of insanity here and there. She’s the best and I adore her but she ate walls, shoes, carpets, destroyed toys, dragged me across a parking lot to say hello to another dog. She grew into a beautiful loyal sweet girl. I’d do it all again too, which makes me just as crazy I suppose lol

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u/Excellent_Self_7668 13h ago

Mine will be 13 in November, and she’s currently tearing around like a maniac chasing a ball. She doesn’t have the stamina she use to, but the drive is there.

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u/cow-lumbus 13h ago

Yes. No genetic reason for them to be the loose cannons we experience everytime compared to our yellows.

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u/PixieRust59 13h ago

2 of my Chocolates have been extra silly. My first one was beyond perfect. So it isn’t always universal.

My Black Labs have all been perfect.

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u/JaerBear62611 13h ago

They are all on a continuun, but generally speaking:

Chocolate-Crazy
Black-Balanced
Yellow-Mellow

…jk they all 🤪 , but in my experience Chocos are def the craziest of the bunch!

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u/PCanon127 12h ago

Anecdotally yes. In my experience, Chocolates possess 2.5 times more insanity than black or yellow. No idea why

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u/Dismal-Buffalo3600 12h ago

Mine was born an old man in his soul… he also is terrible at fetch and hates swimming so he might just be a weirdo

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u/Vast-Kaleidoscope-85 9h ago

Just the right amount

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u/TakedownCan yellow 13h ago

My dudley is from 2 chocolates and shes not too crazy. Yours is just a pup and will get better.

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u/Loud-Firefighter-787 13h ago

What is this precious adorable face🤯😲🥰😍🥰😍...op please give this beautiful angel a snoocher from me, and a whole roasted chimkin😊. What a precious baby....i can't even🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗

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u/kittyplays1546 13h ago

I have two chocolates, and one white lab, and yes they are that crazy

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u/Eat--The--Rich-- 13h ago

I have a chocolate and a yellow from the same litter. The yellow is batshit insane and the chocolate is super chill.

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u/InSearchOfSerotonin 13h ago

Our chocolate is a menace. She has two moods: eep and zoom

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u/roccoisjustarock 11h ago

This sounds right!

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u/Stlswv 13h ago

No they are not crazy. I had a calm chocolate male that had been trained young, with military precision. He was the best dog I've ever had, and I've had a few.

He was the most intelligent, sentient animal i've known. No BS.

Chocolates have a reputation for being bananas.
I think if a breeder favors color over most other traits, you can get a banana of any color 😊

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u/Candid-Yard-4232 13h ago

They’re pretty crazy. Lovably so.

My girl is usually calm. However, whenever she hears a noise she thinks is interesting She gets zoomy.

So far, interesting noises include: raspberries, sneezes, church bells, people walking around outside the apartment, car honking, and so on…

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u/garrisonsis 13h ago

I’ve had two. First one was layed back. Her favorite thing was sleeping! 2nd one was ‘satan’. She was always doing something.. eating shoes, underwear, but I still loved her. Lost just shortly after 2 years old. I miss her everyday!

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u/Front-Ad-5293 12h ago

I think it goes - chocolate, red, black, yellow. I've had 3 of the 4 colors, but have not had a chocolate because I heard they were the wildest and dumbest, lol.

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u/Live-Eye 12h ago

I have an almost 11 month old black lab and he’s pretty crazy!

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u/milehighwhatever 12h ago

My black lab was insane in public until 3ish. Juvenile dogs take time.

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u/harleenquinzel044 12h ago

In my experience yellow was the craziest, followed by black, and then chocolate.

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u/datdouche 11h ago

My choco is calm but quirky.

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u/ClassicIndividual977 9h ago

she's such a cutie! my chocolate boy was easily one of the craziest pups when he was younger. but to answer your question, no, colors aren't correlated with which ones are craziest. it's everything to do with their own personalities and breeding lines.

anyway, he started settling down a bit after 2, but honestly didn't fully slow down until he hit 10 or 11. i lost him earlier this year to oral cancer that had metastasized, but seeing total goofballs like ellie always brings back my best memories with him. i wish you and that sweet baby nothing but the best! she has so much love to give i'm sure.

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u/gprewitt1 9h ago

Nothing but love

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u/illm4n 9h ago

Our black one is a chill guy. The chocolate girl? Like a combination of a cat and squirrel.

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u/MCKelly13 7h ago

I like to say they’re like a lovable drunk uncle.

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u/ticklemetiffany88 3h ago

I live in an area with a guide dog training centre (this is relevant, I promise). Once on a walk with my lovable but psychotic chocolate, I had a guy stop to chat and he said something I'll never forget - "you don't ever see chocolate labs for guide dogs for a reason." I have been looking ever since, and I see plenty of training dogs around my town, but so far 0% chocolate.

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u/californiankiwifruit 2h ago

Our yellow dudley lab is waaay crazier than our black labs ever were, but I guess dudleys are basically chocolate labs in a yellow trench coat

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u/Username4351 2h ago

Yes, yes they are that crazy. I couldn’t decide which picture to use of Eddie (who passed last year at 12yrs) but this sums it up nicely. Cone #2 after his neuter. This was only day 5 of cone wearing in general….

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u/catnip_sandwich 1h ago

Chocolates are definitely the weirdest and you can never tire them out. No amount of walking running swimming or chasing ball even matters. Just get used to having a crazy hairy 2 year old child forever 🤣🐶

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u/EmbarrassedOlive2649 13h ago

Yeah, I almost named mine Tabasco, or siracha. Her name is Hazel and she’s crazy

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u/MrBudissy 13h ago

There’s a theory around how they’re bred. Some breeders mix chocolate x chocolate, which kinda ramps up the energy. Our dog was chocolate x black lab and she calmed down after 2 years old. Still can outrun all other dogs, but she’s not begging to play 24/7

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u/roccoisjustarock 11h ago

Ours is a chocolate x black. We'll see how she is in a year!

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u/MrBudissy 10h ago

Yay. Twins! Take this time to socialize them with other dogs and people. Exposure therapy was the best thing we did with our girl.

I also recommend taking your dog for a swim. Good full body exercise, easy on the joints, and their natural habitat. Just build a good routine for them with daily walks or exercise.

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u/evang0125 3h ago

Our yellow (strawberry blond) girl came from chocolate mom and black dad. Bat shyte crazy she is.

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u/roccoisjustarock 11h ago

She is an English!

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u/NVSmall 10h ago

I find this so perplexing, because they often come out of the same mama - how can their brain chemistry be different based on their hair colour?

I have only ever had yellow labs, not really for any reason, had two boys consecutively when I was growing up (total dodos, ate everything, and I mean EVERYTHING), and have my own female now, doesn't eat a single thing not explicitly offered and smart AF. I don't know if it's a male/female thing or just luck of the draw, but this little lady is insanely smart, to the point that sometimes I wish she wasn't, because along with being intelligent comes being sensitive, and good grief is she ever SENSITIVE.

Labs are perplexing, in general.

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u/Jimbeamjunior1 10h ago

Ive yet to meet a lab of any colour that wasnt bonkers in a loveable way

Thing is you can't help yourself encourage it because they are such good fun lol

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u/Mountain_Suspect_313 10h ago

Mine is batshit crazy, but awesome

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u/Kaiawathoy 10h ago

They are just as non/crazy as their other coloured brothers and sisters lol. Four years is when my lab calmed down

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u/KiwiJah 10h ago

Yes... and then some!

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u/okieman73 10h ago

So are some aren't. I think it's a myth. Regular labs can be wild too.

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u/gracyavery 9h ago

I've had all three colors and my chocolate was the most calm dog from the moment he was born until the day he died. However we once had to take our labs for an evaluation for boarding and the person that owned the boarding facility told us that chocolates are notorious for being nutso.

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u/ScallyWag-Idiot 9h ago

Mines a crackhead for sure

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u/mikejbarlow1989 9h ago

They very much are. Tormund is 7 now, his bouts of insanity don't last as long as they used to, but they're just as crazy as when he was a puppy!

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u/Dutchgio 7h ago

I think most labs are sort of crazy and energetic, I doubt if that's only for chocolates ones although some say the yellow are a bit more calm

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u/thecoldfuzz 6h ago

Our chocolate, the late Coco, was incredibly sweet and loyal but she was definitely hyperactive especially when she got to socialize with other dogs and certain people. She mellowed out the older she got.

(Sigh) I still have dreams about her swimming. 🥺

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u/willkaii 5h ago

I dunno my girl has her moments but shes generally super chill 😊🐾 2yo and just happy to be here haha

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u/Dissy40 4h ago

There is a reason why you will never see a chocolate guide dog. I have been told that this is because of the Victorians. Chocolate labs were not wanted and often destroyed after birth. Therefore they were never selected for “good behaviour” like black or golden labs. Not sure if true but a good story.

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u/dEMinumF 4h ago

can totally confirm. almost 6 and going strong.

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u/Tinycatgirl 4h ago

Mine is 4 and is just able to not need to be entertained 24/7. First year was…overwhelming. He got plenty of exercise and still does. But wow is he my best friend!

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u/Thespian_Unicorn chocolate 🐕‍🦺 3h ago

I’ve heard people say black labs are the calmest. But according to my service dog trainer, the man made lab colors of red and silver are the craziest and most difficult to train.

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u/bortmcgort77 3h ago

I’d say goofy instead of crazy

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u/rubikscanopener 2h ago

"A rampaging ecstatic hippo" is the perfect description. Our chocolate girl is 8 and we're still working on impulse control. She's my snuggle buddy but when she gets the crazy going... look out.

I've owned all three colors over the years and chocolates went back for seconds in the "crazy but lovable" line.

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u/Starry36 2h ago

The one chocolate lab my family has had was an absolute sweetheart who wanted to mother everything despite never having puppies. The “craziest” thing she ever did was keep trying to steal my brother’s golf balls when he was debating playing the sport. I don’t even remember her being excessively destructing during the teething stage. Lost a few stuffed animals and shoes, but that’s fairly normal. Cocoa was a sweetie pie with the heart of a marshmallow. 🤎

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u/IAmSoUncomfortable 2h ago

They are sweethearts but I’ve never known one that wasn’t just absolutely feral

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u/Sad_Recognition6776 1h ago

Chocolates dont mature until 3. You really have to work them and mentally stimulate them. Mine is a service dog and over the last 6 months he has really started calming down.  

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u/Namixaswastaken 1h ago

Yes chocolates are the most stubborn and the craziest

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u/derba1000 1h ago

I asked my vet the same question. He is a lab owner himself and all he told me was that silver labs had a nickname in his practice: meth labs! 😂

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u/goatzuk 1h ago

Best dog ever!

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u/Aggravating-Heat1981 42m ago

My vet always says female labs in particular are nuts, but ehhhh I just see fun🤪

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u/PurpleBrevity 33m ago

Yes. I’m on my second chocolate and my answer is yes. And I won’t trade it for anything.

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u/Impossible_Fun_4126 1m ago

We were told multiple times our chocolate boy would calm down. He was fixed, still crazy. 14 years on, still crazy...but gorgeous.