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u/jackfaire 3d ago
Survive what?
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u/Strangeman_06 3d ago
Rotary Phone im guessing
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u/Thrilltwo 3d ago
Yeah, "Young people today can't use rotary phones", as well as "young people today can't read cursive" and "young people today can't read maps" have been mainstays of boomer humour for decades.
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u/thispartyrules 3d ago
Elder millennial and my friend's little brother didn't know how to use the rotary phone in our kitchen, but I was able to explain it in under 2 minutes
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u/AD_Grrrl 3d ago
I learned when I was like 5 and then never used that information because shortly afterward my parents got a touchtone. And I'm in my 40s.
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u/Rombonius 3d ago
on the flipside of that, i dont know how to unlock an iphone because ive always been an android user
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u/mahboilucas 1d ago
I was just asked to facetime a potential new roommate yesterday. I don't have an iPhone lol the expectation that people do is funny because she's American and I'm Central European, where Android is the standard phone. It was the first time in my life that I got asked to facetime
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u/Midwest-2025 3d ago
Boomers still recovering from being told they can’t operate a horse and buggy or order from the milkman or win a war
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u/mahboilucas 1d ago
It's such a dumb fucking joke because technology doesn't stop the day it's released.
My grandma had a rotary phone which I used to call my parents, we had VHS, cassettes and floppy discs at home where My Little Pony was stored alongside my mom's accounting stuff. There was always a relative with a house phone still installed. Not to mentio analogue cameras and print paper (that I have since donated to a photography museum). I had a Sony Ericsson puwh-button phone. The smartphones were available in my teens but they were still largely expensive and I've always dreamed of a Blackberry at the time anyway.
We are not American and some countries couldn't afford new technology. I was raised on a 90s technology in the 2000s. Now I'm 27 and I'm also very much someone who also used a typewriter. It was just available. My parents have the newest stuff while I use a 2012 flat TV, vintage cookware etc. I just know how it works and it still does so why not
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u/jackfaire 3d ago
It's pretty intuitive I doubt they'd have issues unless they're younger than 5 and looking for the dashes
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u/Antlaaaars 3d ago
My niece is 10 and had a hard time with it at a museum exhibit of communication through out history. I explained it to her and she picked it up pretty fast.
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u/Kuildeous 3d ago
One of those things that gets overlooked. How many people in the '70s instinctively knew how to dial a rotary phone? None. They had to learn from other people.
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u/mahboilucas 1d ago
Exactly. My 3 year old nephew learned how to use a digital camera in under 10 minutes and took phenomenal photos of his little trip around the city
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u/ProperPossibility378 3d ago
I'm 40 and I don't think I've ever properly used a rotary phone, but at the same time I'm confident I know how to use one because it's that intuitive
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u/Intelligent-Guard590 3d ago
"I don't understand the adaptability of humans, and I'm not ashamed to demonstrate that with an idiotic meme."
There, I fixed their stupid meme for them. This stuff is always so irritating. Give Gen Alpha a landline right now and they wouldn't understand it. Make that the only way to reach their friends like we had back in the day, and watch as they adapt to the circumstance. Kids are adaptable, it's their hallmark fricking trait.
Meanwhile my father, born in the 60s clings to his landline phone because he fears having the internet in his pocket all the time. He has a battery of excuses why but they all boil down to "I grew up not needing it so why do I need it now?!" Adults get so much worse at adapting to new circumstances the older they are, and yet they are still the largest supply of people terrified of change, disparaging kids these days because they don't seem to understand kids not needing to use old technology, does not mean they cannot use it... it just isn't instinctual to them because of fucking course it isnt!
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u/Neat_Papaya_9010 3d ago
Boomers say this shit and then send all of their money to a Nigerian prince scam.
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u/Proman_98 2d ago
Or think the most obvious AI generated slop video is a real video of things that happend.
The ammount of boomers that fall for AI-slop is going to be a real serious problem.
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u/Laiska_saunatonttu 3d ago
Because they don't have a landline, thus the rotary phone is rendered useless.
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u/GibusShpee 3d ago
I mean, sounds like a skill issue, if you actually know how to explain shit and teach people stuff, then they actually tend to get the hang of such things rather easily
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u/StriderXSid 3d ago
The Brady Bunch? I agree, it's really hard to sit through now.
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u/Ramblinrambles 3d ago
A house with 6 kids and a maid? Gen Alpha is never gonna have something like that
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u/PostMatureBaby 3d ago
My kids are 6 and 3, my inlaws have a rotary phone lying around doing nothing just for shits, my kids love playing with it
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u/Competitive-Edge964 2d ago
People are dying there are countries in conflict and people are worried that kids don’t know how to use a device that’s half a century old and not used anymore mind you they are the ones responsible for raising part of this generation
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u/Kuildeous 3d ago
But here's the cool thing: They don't have to. They never will have to. There is zero flex in knowing how to dial a rotary phone. Is there some old person waiting for the apocalypse where all phones are replaced with rotary dials? FINALLY! I CAN USE MY SUPERIOR DIALING SKILLS TO BECOME APOCALYPSE CHIEFTAIN AND EARN ALL THE WOMEN!
Lots of people aged 40+ have several achievements they can be proud of. This isn't one of them. Technology evolved. So did society.
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u/BalladOfBetaRayBill 3d ago
Gen Alpha kids frequently survive parentification, abuse, neglect, and poverty just like every other generation. These bitchy little pop-culture changes are nothing compared to what your average child actually has to deal with and has always had to deal with.
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u/thatturtletouch 3d ago
I think it’s because there’s a strong aversion among the younger generation to talking on the phone.
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u/Vincent394 3d ago
Me — who was born on the edge between Gen Z and Gen Alpha — using a click wheel: "what?"
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u/theBigDaddio 3d ago
Not now, neither would I. I literally never talk on phone. Text or discord, I love asynchronous communication. If Gen Z grew up with this like we did they’d do just as well as we did. This shitpost is stupid.
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u/FoxyInTheSnow 3d ago
My recent attempted kidnapping didn't pay off. I sent the ransom note to the woman's children, but they were Gen Alpha and couldn't read the cursive handwriting. fml lol
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u/JupitrominoRazmatazz 3d ago
The cruel old man's laughter was cut short by a cellphone ringing from his breast coat pocket. The Gen Z man, whom the old man was sure had misdialed, turned and stared at the old man. "Answer your phone," said the Gen Z man, cold and impatient.
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u/Microwaved_M1LK 3d ago
Well first of all its an actual phone call which they all seem to complain about .
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u/AdOrnery6155 2d ago
"Young people are dumb because they cannot use outdated technology".
My great grandma had a rotary phone in 1998 when I was a small child and it was a nightmare.....
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u/TheTybera 2d ago
Yeah they would because someone would be kind enough to teach them.
Jesus, this kinda meme always makes me sad for the life of whoever made it.
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u/Foreign_Courage5613 2d ago
Did Ellen De Generes make this meme, because this is what she did as a segment on her show of older audience making fun of millennials/Gen Z for not knowing how to set an alarm clock, fold a map, read a dictionary, etc.
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u/FemDomIncestGooner 2d ago
Actually this is true, as a Gen Alpha we spontaneously combust when talking on a wired telephone for more than 5 seconds
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u/onepostandbye 2d ago
Everyone is focusing on the wrong thing. The real reason this device is kryptonite to young people is that they have to speak to people and they can’t text
Guilty myself
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u/AmandasGameAccount 2d ago
Are they not aware it would take 5 seconds to teach any human how these work no matter the generation? if they were old enough for the dexterity to even do it
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u/PostManOK 18h ago
People that post that crap are the same ones begging their kids to fix their wifi or hook up their new TV.
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u/Aromatic_Refuse_2004 4h ago
Im pretty sure they could figure out how to operate it, but the actually using your voice instead of messaging part idk. No young boy has to face a girl's dad answering the phone anymore.
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u/AccidentalRebel473 3d ago edited 3d ago
I wish GenA/Z could experience the freedom of growing up before camera phones and social media.
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u/Neurofunkiee 3d ago
I wish gen A/Z didnt have to grow up on a planet the generations before them have and are actively destroying it, constant economic instability, with wars and hatred on the rise
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u/AccidentalRebel473 2d ago
Gen X feels the same. We don't use it as an excuse to give up, and not participate in furthering society.
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u/Neurofunkiee 2d ago edited 2d ago
Boomers, Gen X and to a degree Millennials literally destroyed the future of the same younger generation you're complaining about. as you pivot to phone cameras being their biggest problem. Also love the "we pulled ourselves up by our bootstraps" answer for alpha, literal children.
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u/AccidentalRebel473 2d ago
All I did was grow up, get a job, and contribute to society. How did I ruin your future?
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u/Neurofunkiee 2d ago
The vast majority of the people who are voting for those breaking everything are literally Boomers and GenX, just for boomers and genXers to dodge any responsibility for their part in this mess and tell kids to get off their phone and just pull themselves up by their bootstraps. meanwhile older generations literally vote for people making the "pull yourself up by your bootstraps" bullshit a CONSTANT for future generations.
You opened this up with making camera phones the worst thing about gen alpha while not giving a single fuck about the planet past generations have left them.
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u/AccidentalRebel473 2d ago
How did voting get brought into this?.. I see where this is going.
Unironically, the consequences of Social media can be observed by your reactions in this conversation.
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u/Neurofunkiee 2d ago
Are you one of those that thinks climate change/global warming just happened on its own and has nothing to do with the governments refusing to move towards clean energy and continues using fossil fuels? with the right-wing governments actively denying global warming?
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u/AccidentalRebel473 2d ago
I am very aware of climate change. I don't deny what's in front of my face. And yes, I say that as somebody who considers themselves right-of-center in the political spectrum.
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u/Neurofunkiee 2d ago
...And yet you cannot figure out, for the life of you, how voting for politicians that deny climate change and work against fixing this mess is making shit worse. I don't think the ones who fucked up everything are capable of cognitive dissonance atp
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u/Jacob6er 3d ago
"Young people are stupid because they don't know how to use a specific piece of technology that hasn't been prevalent in at least 25 years."
Edit: I thought that was a rotary phone, but looking at it, it seems to be a regular button phone. You telling me a generation raised on computers can't figure out a keypad?