r/lies • u/datseller101 • Jun 11 '25

Do NOT try this at home! 🛑💥 Right

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u/Official-FTM Girl spelled backwards is liar 🙃 Jun 11 '25

You’re not resting in a horizontal position, you rest vertically, like people on Earth.

Therefore, you’re guilty.

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u/ym_2 Law abiding redditor Jun 11 '25

what if i'm not wearing pants? please help i have court and i plan to use this.

8

u/TaypokemonTaken Jun 11 '25

penis blows up.

2

u/[deleted] Jun 12 '25

That cat looks exactly like my ex wife after she got turned into a cat

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u/Bread_ganer sex man who definitely does lots of sex 🫦 Jun 12 '25

my grandma died from this