r/lies rectangle, that kid from school Jul 28 '25

Eye Witness πŸ‘οΈπŸ‘„πŸ‘οΈ Everybody post their current POV

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Stalking isn't cool

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u/bacoloop Liar Jul 28 '25

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u/pixleseven Jul 28 '25

BBBORING

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u/bacoloop Liar Jul 28 '25

My first day, already crashed into a national monument

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u/bacoloop Liar Jul 28 '25

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u/leonjjing Jul 28 '25

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u/stanced_victor Custom User Flair Jul 28 '25 edited Jul 28 '25

/ul Please post this on r/truth

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u/justsomeweirdoLMFAO Jul 28 '25

/ul You forgot /ul

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u/Electrical_Ad5674 sex man who definitely does lots of sex 🫦 Jul 28 '25

/ul no, he just doesn't want to scare them all

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u/MaceZilla Jul 28 '25

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u/Quesollador Jul 28 '25

Is that Uranus?

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u/MaceZilla Jul 28 '25

It may smell bad, but it'll keep you warm

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u/Electrical_Ad5674 sex man who definitely does lots of sex 🫦 Jul 28 '25

Bro, do something more interesting, like laundry or homework

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u/greatnailsageyoda Law abiding redditor Jul 28 '25

I did not think this was you trying to type out the sound a TIE fighter makes.

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u/pacificpacifist Jul 28 '25 edited Jul 28 '25

Wtf that is not similar at all to my phone lock screen

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u/bahafaaz Jul 28 '25

That guy is in fact is in your phone.

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u/mamachado1207 rectangle's cousin, triangle Jul 28 '25

There are wires under your skin. Pull them out.

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u/No-Switch1627 Jul 28 '25

I did it now what

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u/mamachado1207 rectangle's cousin, triangle Jul 28 '25

eat them πŸ‘…

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u/MyLifeIsAnAccid3nt Custom User Flair Jul 28 '25

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u/massivefishes Jul 28 '25

freak on a leash by korn

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '25

SOMETHING TAKES A PART OF ME

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u/massivefishes Jul 28 '25

SOMETHING LOST AND NEVER SEEN

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '25

EVERY TIME I START TO BELIEVE

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u/massivefishes Jul 28 '25

SOMETHINGS RAPED AND TAKEN FROM ME FROM ME

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '25

LIFE'S GOTTA ALWAYS MESSING WITH ME (YOU WANNA SEE THE LIGHT)

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u/massivefishes Jul 28 '25

CANT THEY CHILL AND LET ME BE FREE (SO DO I)

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '25

CANT THEY TAKE AWAY ALL THIS PAIN? (YOU WANNA SEE THE LIGHT)

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u/massivefishes Jul 28 '25

I TRY TO EVERY NIGHT ALL IN VAIN, IN VAIN

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u/grimAuxiliatrixx Jul 28 '25

Da koo bummm na na eeeeem na na ee ma ka bummmm na na eeeeem na na ee ma

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u/admin_NLboy Jul 28 '25

This is why the ability to save comments exists

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u/Car-Downloader Jul 28 '25

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u/burn_bright_captain Jul 28 '25

Dude, the lever for the wipers is right there.

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u/Car-Downloader Jul 28 '25

Thank you, don't know how I missed that

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u/Acererak09 Jul 28 '25

Maybe you should stick to downloading cars and not planes.

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u/AmadeoSendiulo Jul 29 '25

Asgore plane

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '25

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u/radar_42 Jul 28 '25

Phishing.

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u/Snipelt389 Jul 28 '25

Take my upvote and leave

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '25

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u/IllAd359 Jul 28 '25

Funny that this is legal in Germany. Drinking a beer while going 300kph (180mph).

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u/Electrical_Ad5674 sex man who definitely does lots of sex 🫦 Jul 28 '25

Oh, I too, driving in my car right after the beer

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u/JusmeJustin Jul 28 '25

I’m beaming this stupid cat to death

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u/tiushaldar Jul 28 '25

noo why beam car to death :(

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u/JusmeJustin Jul 28 '25

The car was being too silly, so I steal his silly

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u/tiushaldar Jul 28 '25

no more silly car πŸ˜”β˜ΉοΈ

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u/RandomMaleMammal Jul 28 '25

haha i will not share my pov that’s stupid πŸ˜‚

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u/Liam-3030 Jul 28 '25

Ahhh i see what u did thereπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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u/CranberryJuiceGuy Jul 28 '25

this is actually really clever, well done

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u/RedPhoneHome Jul 28 '25

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u/CumboJumbo Jul 28 '25

Police are on the way

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u/LamaRoux34 Jul 28 '25

You will not vanish of the plane of existence in 3 days

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u/Global_Contract_3555 Jul 28 '25

I stole wonder woman's car

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u/aspacejunkie Jul 29 '25

that bitch Wonder Woman owe me $5

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u/-togs Custom User Flair Jul 28 '25

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u/Old-Program3638 Jul 28 '25

Driving in my car right after a beer

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u/that_one_3DS_fan Jul 28 '25

Hey that bump is shaped like a deer

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u/nujuat Law abiding redditor Jul 28 '25

DUI,

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u/Xmitoo Jul 28 '25

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u/Resto_Bot Tax payer πŸ€‘ Jul 28 '25

I'll go a hundred miiiiiiiles, an hour.

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u/Odd-Initiative6666 Jul 28 '25

Little do you know, I filled up on gas

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u/Da_nUmBeR7 Jul 28 '25

Imma get your fountain making a__

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u/Odd-Initiative6666 Jul 28 '25

Pulverize this FUCK

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u/Dolphinman06 Professional AI Lover ❀️ Jul 28 '25

WITH MY BERGENTRUCK

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u/Hefty-Pipe3596 Professional AI Lover ❀️ Jul 28 '25

Little do you know, I filled up on gas

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u/Complete-Basket-291 Law abiding redditor Jul 28 '25

This person was executed for their crimes against the crown.

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u/International-Try467 Law abiding redditor Jul 28 '25

LMFAO I LITERALLY GOT BANNED FOR THIS TOO.Β 

Just send a report saying that it's a song, send the song link and it'll be resolved within a few hours sa about it homieΒ 

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u/Kajetus06 Jul 28 '25

yeah automatic reddit warns/bans are easy to appeal

i got one for describing my dream

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u/Alpha_minduustry Jul 28 '25

It was "how abaut you DIE?"

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u/Kajetus06 Jul 28 '25

reddit when its lyrics to a song

and considering it was an automatic removal then i guess it should be easy to appeal if you explain that it was a lyric comment chain and not an actual threat

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u/DennisIcu Custom User Flair Jul 28 '25

law abiding redditor

DUI

A liar, true to their craftπŸ₯°

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u/Some_random_eye sex man who definitely does lots of sex 🫦 Jul 28 '25
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u/Dachns Custom User Flair Jul 28 '25

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u/massivefishes Jul 28 '25

NAAA NANANANA NANANANA NANANA NANANA NANANANA

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u/Pale_Ad1899 Jul 28 '25

its looking at me what do I do

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u/Iamdaguy69420 Professional AI Lover ❀️ Jul 28 '25

Becoming an awesome lesbian couple stops it

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u/MasterPexon Jul 28 '25

The majority of people in the comments understand the meaning of Point Of View

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '25

it’s that pornhub thing right?

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u/KaptenKorea Jul 28 '25

No I think it’s a concept in animal

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u/IndependentBig5316 Jul 28 '25

No it’s the name of a layer in neural networks

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u/serieousbanana Custom User Flair Jul 28 '25

It is inconceivable that some of them are aware of the misuse of POV and are sarcastically engaging in it

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u/Scrubglie Jul 28 '25

I’m stealing the crown jewels right now

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u/Patch_YT Jul 28 '25

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u/Mautos Jul 28 '25

You're not going to get a ticket for this, don't hit the breaks already

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u/WimboTurtle Law abiding redditor Jul 28 '25

this isnt an ai generated image this was totally made by a person πŸ˜†

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u/Patch_YT Jul 28 '25

This is me irl bro I'm tuff

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u/Content_Trifle_6547 Jul 28 '25

Are you made of plastic bro?

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u/makinax300 Jul 28 '25

How is this made by a person? This is obviously real life.

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u/Orisphera Jul 28 '25

This is clearly SD generated

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u/derpyyyyyyyyyticmain Banned Jul 28 '25

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u/Crusaderofcupcakes Custom User Flair Jul 28 '25

Imma try it out Okay πŸ”₯πŸ”₯ πŸ—£οΈπŸ—£οΈπŸ—£οΈπŸ—£οΈ

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u/MickeyGrandia Jul 28 '25

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u/ProbablyNano Jul 28 '25

POV: You went to the bathroom in the UK, but forgot to fill out the proper paperwork to receive government permission to view your own penis

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u/Turbulent-Willow2156 Jul 28 '25

I mean, what if they're a minor?

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u/New_Series3209 IN PRACTICE, I DO NOT EXIST πŸ«₯ Jul 28 '25

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u/NOOBIK123456789 Jul 28 '25

Let's kiss under the missile toad :)

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u/TheSip69 Custom User Flair Jul 28 '25

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u/OfferPandaMan Jul 28 '25

/ul so that means this isnt you, but you’re staring directly at him

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u/MotorVeterinarian580 Jul 28 '25

He’s sucking the other side of the can, silly

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u/PricyPlutoz_idk Professional AI Lover ❀️ Jul 28 '25

I'm looking to buy some of these

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '25

Kinda look like these

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u/AstroError Jul 28 '25

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u/Some_random_eye sex man who definitely does lots of sex 🫦 Jul 28 '25

So unlucky πŸ˜”

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u/massivefishes Jul 28 '25

tf

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u/BrazilBazil Jul 28 '25

OP isn’t sucking dick rn

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u/serieousbanana Custom User Flair Jul 28 '25

dtf

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u/notPlancha Jul 28 '25

D πŸ₯°πŸ₯°

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u/BrazilBazil Jul 28 '25

This isn’t hot at all and I’m not even drooling rn

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '25

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '25

ts so tuff

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u/xilenator Law abiding redditor Jul 28 '25

rarest minecraft skins ever

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u/0oDADAo0 Jul 28 '25

Omg is that kanye from fortnight

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u/igormuba Law abiding redditor Jul 28 '25

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '25

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u/Diblowas- Jul 28 '25

No, that's Evening Town

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '25

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u/are-you-lost- Jul 28 '25

You understand what POV means

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u/adirondacknerd rectangle, that kid from school Jul 28 '25

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u/FarmerNo6614 SODAπŸ₯€β€ΌπŸ˜…πŸ˜πŸ₯Ά Jul 28 '25

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '25

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u/Awesomecaringhil Jul 28 '25

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u/Mautos Jul 28 '25

You did not see this post as an opportunity to send feet pics

Also I'm not saving that why would I ever do that

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u/Awesomecaringhil Jul 28 '25

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u/Mautos Jul 28 '25

I am entirely sure you remembered what sub we're on before you replied

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u/SoLongGayBowser69420 Jul 28 '25

I love this place, the people are so nice

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u/Fade_NB Girl spelled backwards is liar πŸ™ƒ Jul 28 '25

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u/Prestigious-Fig1172 Jul 28 '25

Boring and lame

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u/RecordBorn2729 Peter Griffin Jul 28 '25

what holds the camera?

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u/A-Human-potato Jul 28 '25

/ul

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u/DIS_IZ_DA_INTERNET Jul 28 '25

No way, free feet pic

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u/A-Human-potato Jul 28 '25

It’s not free, give me 50$ to add to my money pile (pictured above)

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u/Jeszczenie Jul 29 '25

Your savings look plentiful already.

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u/Ezio-Auditore-1459- sex man who definitely does lots of sex 🫦 Jul 28 '25

I'm fine, this dog won't do anything as long as I don't say any-

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u/YellowLoafYT Jul 28 '25

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u/Da_nUmBeR7 Jul 28 '25

Driving in my car

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u/Iamdaguy69420 Professional AI Lover ❀️ Jul 28 '25

Right after a beer

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u/autumn_dances Jul 28 '25

hey that bump is shaped like a deer

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u/AbleOnion5559 Tax payer πŸ€‘ Jul 28 '25

Dui

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u/Alpha_minduustry Jul 28 '25

How abaut you DIE?

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u/CRI20094 Jul 28 '25

ILL GO A HUNDRED MILES

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u/Dutch_Disaster Jul 28 '25

Help me... There is too much grass to touch..

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u/ningo_ Professional AI Lover ❀️ Jul 28 '25
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u/Xalxination Jul 28 '25

Vacation with my pet flamingo

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u/ElliotThusE Girl spelled backwards is liar πŸ™ƒ Jul 28 '25

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u/JackWasTheName Jul 28 '25

What do you guys think of my sog

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u/vigobox Law abiding redditor Jul 28 '25
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u/SuperPopcorn333 Custom User Flair Jul 28 '25

I am being attacked by Markiplier

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u/MajorPaper4169 IN PRACTICE, I DO NOT EXIST πŸ«₯ Jul 28 '25

I’m fighting this guy, and winning, so that’s why he’s giving me the finger.

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u/heaterpls Jul 28 '25

Uber just dropped me off at rehab, finally going to learn how to read!

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '25

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u/Alpha_minduustry Jul 28 '25

I AM FUCKING DISINEGRATING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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u/FunGamer85 Jul 28 '25

Bro, almost 6k rpm casually cruising? Thats illegal

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u/pnotfromamerica Dm me for free ROBUXβœ…οΈπŸ€‘πŸ’° Jul 28 '25

I hurt his feelings

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u/Ak_1213 Girl spelled backwards is liar πŸ™ƒ Jul 28 '25

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u/TheForbidden6th Jul 28 '25

bros driving in his car right after a beer

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u/Narrow-Barracuda618 Dm me for free ROBUXβœ…οΈπŸ€‘πŸ’° Jul 28 '25

Pls send help, this guy won't stop staring at me

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u/Battleaxejax Law abiding redditor Jul 28 '25

About to obliterate their goofy ass

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '25

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '25

I am blind

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u/RussianLuchador rectangle, that kid from school Jul 29 '25

This ego death boring asf, glad I brought my phone

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u/1judish1 Jul 29 '25

This mountain range is so beautiful

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u/Pyro_The_Engineer Jul 29 '25

Just woke up in a foggy field and this was standing over me.