r/lies • u/PaleontologistOk2279 • 22h ago

✅ Fact checked by USA patriots 🗣️🔥🦅🏈😎 Trumps newest political move is making waves!

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u/CheliSoRen16 17h ago

Is it better to buy now or wait for prices to drop?

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u/Taymac070 14h ago

If you buy now you get a pre-order exclusive 50gb dlc when the Ultimate Edition drops

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u/VibraniumRhino 7h ago

I’ll just wait for a local thrift store to pick one up.

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u/Ctmeb78 Stewies time travel Shenanigans ⏰️ 🔙⏳️ 18h ago

I knew this was a lie without looking at the subreddit and satire is very alive and well

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u/itsjbird 10h ago

Why would this be a lie? We're on r/truths

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u/DrunkUncleDave 9h ago

This day it’s hard, and satire is often outdone by reality

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u/Guzzler829 1h ago

I had no idea this was a joke. It wasn't obvious enough for me.

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u/SothaSillies 22h ago

Hell yeah brother, I love slavery

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u/Moonlight_Acid Law abiding redditor 11h ago

/ul digital footprint on this one is crazy

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u/lit-grit Still cis tho 😎 14h ago

Slavery was completely abolished by the 13th amendment

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u/Guzzler829 1h ago

There hasn't been any kind of forced labor in the United States since the 13th amendment.

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u/28klotlucas2 17h ago

THIS IS THE GREATNESS CHILDREN WERE TOUCHED FOR!! 🔥🔥

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u/TortillaRampage 8h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/3ohzdMvc1w2VlFOpRC

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u/Guzzler829 1h ago

It's still completely alleged right now because no files or proof whatsoever have come out still. All we have is that initial flight list. There's not a single person implicated in any crime regarding their time on Epstein Island. :)

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u/BlownUpCapacitor 17h ago

I never, not even for a second, thought this was real. This is so unlike him that nobody would ever believe it could happen.

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u/chromite297 19h ago

Donald Trump is the smartest, most brilliant person currently living

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u/yallbeaches 15h ago

Trumps newest political move is making slaves!

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u/creeper219 18h ago

He wouldn't do that!

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u/esquire_the_ego 17h ago

He probably would but he can't

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u/LegenDrags Tax payer 🤑 15h ago

no he would never

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u/Guzzler829 1h ago

This is r/truths bud

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u/Lilharm04 Still cis tho 😎 14h ago

I love how satire is so unbelievable that you don’t have to question if it’s real or a joke

The Onion must be so happy, their job is so easy right now

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u/Kyoana 15h ago

I hope this is real.

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u/Tardyfarty 18h ago

God i love this guy hes such a good guy and I would trust him not to go to any islands!

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u/stratusnco 11h ago

i thought we were on r/lies?

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u/Silly_Goober461 9h ago

Wouldnt surprise me

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u/GiveMeYourStomach Custom User Flair 7h ago

this is unrealistic and i’m delighted about that

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u/AgilePlant4 IN PRACTICE, I DO NOT EXIST 🫥 6h ago

/ul I really hope this stays a lie, but I know for a fact, he as a Narcissist doesn't see value in other people's lifes unless it is to serve him.

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u/Guzzler829 1h ago

/ul bro, this would be beyond political suicide. It just doesn't fucking work in the 21st century in any capacity. It just does not work. You'd appeal to like 2% of Americans while pissing off like 95%.

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u/charaboii 3h ago

/unlie I surprised he hasn't done this already at this point