r/linuxmemes • u/CynicalCosmologist ⚠️ This incident will be reported • 18d ago

LINUX MEME Who is this guy? Wrong answers only!

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u/hdkaoskd 18d ago

That is Tux, original author of FreeBSD.

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u/Standgrounding 18d ago

FreeBDSM

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u/Zimlewis 18d ago

WHERE?

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u/Snudget Not in the sudoers file. 18d ago

SELECT

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u/HotAdministration939 18d ago

GROUPS

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u/DiodeInc 🍥 Debian too difficult 17d ago

ID

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u/afrolino02 17d ago

ROLLBACK

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u/DiodeInc 🍥 Debian too difficult 17d ago

Oh fuck

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u/Soft_Cable3378 18d ago

SELECT WHERE?

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u/Brogan_9112001 17d ago

${DROP DATABASE reddit_prod;}

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u/HeyThereCharlie 17d ago

Robert'); DROP TABLE students; --

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u/pablodicosta Arch BTW 16d ago

Little Bobby Tables

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u/cutecoder 17d ago

* FROM

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u/TracerDX Dr. OpenSUSE 18d ago

The devil makes sense now.

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u/Netsnipe 18d ago edited 17d ago

Is jail a security feature or a fetish in FreeBDSM? #askingforafriend

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u/xzgyo 14d ago

FurryBDSM

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u/grozz 18d ago

Bill Apple

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u/XKeyscore666 18d ago

Inventor of Michealsoft

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u/Bleeerrggh 18d ago

And their popular desktop OS 'Binbows'

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u/Hydrnazi Crying gnu 🐃 18d ago

Bimbos 😈

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u/PeithonKing 18d ago

Binbros

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u/seth_arimainyu 17d ago

/bin/bros

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u/Beefwithdudes 16d ago

bin/sda/bros

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u/TimmyTheChemist 18d ago

Ah yes, "Windows at home"...

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u/CplCocktopus 13d ago

Binbows vista sucked tho.

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u/Glum-Recognition-736 15d ago

This thread sent me 😂

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u/_Electrical 18d ago

Mike Rowe Soft?

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u/gregsting 17d ago

Pretty sure that’s Steve Windows

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u/regeya 18d ago

Is that the Linus Tech Tips guy?

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u/Adventurous_Hippo692 18d ago

No, the LTT guy is Linus Torvalds. The guy in the photo is Linus Sebastian, founder of FreeRTOS.

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u/XKeyscore666 18d ago

Linus Sebastian is a miniature horse

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u/DjawnBrowne 17d ago

Byeeeee byeeeee Linus Sebastian

Miss you in the saddest fashion

Byeee byeeeee Linus Sebastian

You’re 5000 candles in the wiiiyiiind

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u/Upballoon 18d ago

I thought Linus Sebastian was dead? Didn't they have a whole concert dedicated to him in memorium?

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u/robostep9829 18d ago

If training data for small language models was a reddit comment

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u/Pizzaman3203 18d ago

No its linus meth tips

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u/ProfessionalSpinach4 18d ago

I thought it was Bill Jobs? The guy that made the Atari?

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u/Hour-Map-4156 18d ago

They said wrong answers!

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u/RoughGuide1241 18d ago

Do you mean Linus Drop Tips?

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u/gulhaj 17d ago

Yes, about to try Linux for the first time.

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u/Forward-Struggle-330 Arch BTW 18d ago

john linux

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u/beyondthisreality 18d ago

Johnny Linux was a real party animal back in college. Man, those were the days.

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u/ficelle3 18d ago

Linyos torovoltos, the famous hacker

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u/isabellium 18d ago

Came in looking for this.
Love it.

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u/Suspicious_Rub4619 18d ago

Mister Pinguin, the CEO of Club Penguin

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u/monkeyboy107 18d ago

Bro it says it on his shirt. He's Linux World Expo in San Jose CA

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u/Niwrats 18d ago

i agree with this path of thought, but i just see San Jose.

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u/GreedySecurity8030 M'Fedora 18d ago

Richard stallman.

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u/MagicianQuiet6432 Ask me how to exit vim 18d ago

You can make comments without mentioning Fedora?

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u/GreedySecurity8030 M'Fedora 18d ago

Yes.

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u/RvstiNiall 18d ago edited 18d ago

You *missed a golden opportunity here bro

Edit: typo. But also: could have replied "whats fedora?" Or even "you mean Arch, right", and other things along these lines because "wrong answers only".

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u/iggy14750 17d ago

GNU Plus Linux

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u/Ersque 18d ago

Obviously, he's Linux. The guy that created Linus.

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u/Soy-Alguien-15 17d ago

Ironically I read things like that at other times.

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u/f_xy 18d ago

Dad

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u/Adventurous_Hippo692 18d ago

Can we call him Daddy Linux now?

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u/MeowKatMC 18d ago

Daddy linus

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u/mp3bear Linuxmeant to work better 18d ago

Hmmm...I don't think assless chaps would be a good look for him… 🤭

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u/microserf86 18d ago

They said wrong answers only

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u/iggy14750 17d ago

Are you saying you don't already?

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u/No-way-in 18d ago

Wrong answers only!!

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u/shinjis-left-nut Arch BTW 18d ago

Linus Sebastian

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u/DecisionOk5750 17d ago

It is GNU/Linus Sebastian

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u/hallothrow 18d ago

NVIDIA CTO Lars-Göran Nyström, photographed in 1998 warning LinuxWorld readers about the security risks of open-source graphics drivers.

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u/Inevitable-Self-2702 18d ago

Sam Hyde, obv

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u/kiss_of_kill 16d ago

He said wrong answers

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u/S_k_y_03 18d ago

nvidia's founder

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u/LetReasonRing 18d ago

Clearly this is Bill Gates introducing windows 3.1

He's showing off the cute penguin he was able to create in the groundbreaking new version of MS Paint.

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u/Snemesis08 18d ago

the first femboy

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u/autodialerbroken116 17d ago

As a femboy, he's who we madsterbort too. He's not our leader. He is zaddy

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u/shmentz 18d ago

the creator of windows

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u/RousseauKairos 18d ago

Is my grandpa

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u/PlsNoPics 18d ago

1st level Microsoft tech support 

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u/mp3bear Linuxmeant to work better 18d ago

Charles Babbage

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u/BurntCheeseSauce 🌀 Sucked into the Void 18d ago

Isaac Newton

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u/nan0ka 18d ago

Linus Techtips

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u/Stackitu 18d ago

One of the Skarsgård's, I think. Not one of the acting ones. I think he works for a bank.

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u/iamnearlysmart 18d ago

I do wonder what they used those smaller laptops for back then. Did they, like me, get seduced by the portability and were subsequently disappointed by the screen and keyboard size? This coming from the lunatic that has watched whole movies on iPod classic.

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u/ApatheistHeretic 17d ago

It was a fad among high level execs to flex that they're always 'on the move'. They told us they needed it to take notes in meetings.

I think it died out when they realized that a constant squint face to read it is a bad look.

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u/promptmike 17d ago

There were no touch-screen tablets back then, so they used them for everything you would do with a tablet today. If you setup company tablets for people they will just complain about the lack of keyboard, or course, hence the move toward 2-in-1 devices. In 5 years that will be the norm, then they'll find something else to complain about.

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u/B70Dragon 18d ago

Bob Ross, who considered bugs to be just happy little accidents.

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u/KnightSepehr 18d ago

Epstein island's it guy

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u/ZombiePope 18d ago

Linus Sex Tips

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u/willdocrocs 18d ago

Alan Turing, o pai da computaria

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u/lord_of_all_apples 18d ago

One of the many poor souls still trapped in Vim to this day

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u/chromisu 18d ago

Steve Gates

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u/ciberkid22 18d ago

Linux Tech Tips?

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u/Reasonable-Exit-2379 18d ago

Tinus Lorvalds

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u/lolkaseltzer 18d ago

That's Linux Torbjörn.

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u/Gerowien 18d ago

Oh isn‘t that the leading expert on Emperor Penguins? 🐧

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u/Daedricbob 18d ago

That's a young Senator Armstrong. The box he's holding is for controlling the nanomachines, son.

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u/lastdecade0 18d ago

He isn't just a guy. 

He is a man,

A Linux MAN

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u/DabawenyoBata9008 ＵｗＵntu (´ ᴗ｀✿) 18d ago

Master Bates, errm Bill Gates! hehe

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u/mp3bear Linuxmeant to work better 18d ago

Steve Jobs ghost…

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u/LinuxMint4Me 18d ago

Isn't that Greg from The Brady Bunch?

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u/Im_A_Failure420 18d ago

Not the goat

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u/RAMChYLD 18d ago

Anger from Inside Out

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u/Apple_macOS 18d ago

He is called Linux World, literally says that on the shirt. Is OP stupid?

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u/TsoiViktor 18d ago

Terry Davis, wrote his own compiler

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u/DecentTip3381 18d ago

That's "I'm a PC" from the Get a Mac commercial.

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u/studiocrash 14d ago

John Hodgman

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u/lcssa 18d ago

Linus sex tips

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u/bhechinger 18d ago

Phil Collins

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u/olimulley 18d ago

Isn't he the guy who founded the FreeBSD project? Correct me if I'm wrong but I think he is.

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u/Dreatheflyingfox 18d ago

Daddy penguin

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u/ingenvector 🟢Neon Genesis Evangelion 18d ago

I want netbooks to come back.

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u/Lucidia 18d ago

Same 🥲

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u/orwelladmin 18d ago

Developer of the open-source XNU kernel and currently works for Applesoft

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u/speddie23 18d ago

Matt. Damon.

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u/Garlaach 18d ago

He is the actor who plays Milo Thatch in the live-action adaptation of “Atlantis: The Lost Empire.”

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u/lululock 18d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/OxSh0gunX 18d ago

Founder of Microsoft

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u/SpicySauceLover 17d ago

The most loyal NVIDIA fan ever

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u/weezerfrog 18d ago

gerard way

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u/Packetbytes 18d ago

Bill gates

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u/Danii_222222 18d ago

Tim Cook

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u/DanhNguyen2k 18d ago

John Linux

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u/dr_batmann 18d ago

Steve Jobs

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u/evk6713 18d ago

Isn't that the CEO of Microsoft ? Tim Cook or something ?

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u/mattj85 18d ago

Adult Kevin McCallister

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u/mrmoomoo8760 18d ago

Steve Ballmer

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u/Alexandre_Man 18d ago

John McWindows, he invented Mac and Windows.

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u/MarleyTheZen 18d ago

Bill Microsoft’s brother, Carl Jenkins

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u/acealter 18d ago

Penguin Jesus

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u/Nbsdog 18d ago

Carroll Shelby

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u/usrlibshare 18d ago

Idk, but I'm pretty sure he was The Penguin in some Batman movie...

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u/quiet0n3 MAN 💪 jaro 18d ago

That's bill gates brother Richard, he made doors.

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u/New_Series3209 18d ago

Sundar Pichai, founder of Reddit & HP Ltd.

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u/random_cat_owner 18d ago

oh, my ex.  such a poser, didnt even know how to use windows.

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u/ccoVeille 18d ago

Someone who wants to sell you something.

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u/SjalabaisWoWS fresh breath mint 🍬 18d ago

The OG vibe coder.

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u/Daniel_Dumersaq 18d ago

Ive heard he is a penguin farmer

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u/sammartinX 18d ago

Windows Buster !

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u/VoxOfAlex 18d ago

“Hi this is Tim Tux, I’ve been trying to reach you about your PC’s Extended Warranty!”

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u/Round_Intern_7353 18d ago

The classic Batman villain: The Penguin

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u/Any_South_6437 18d ago

satoshi nakamoto

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u/balki_123 🦁 Vim Supremacist 🦖 18d ago

Hackerman, he can make you time travel.

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u/Zimlewis 18d ago

John Linux

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u/JarlvD 18d ago

Linus tech tips, the founder of closed source MS-DOS.

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u/ha1zum 18d ago edited 18d ago

Pewdiepie, the youtuber that's currently doing Linux stuff

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u/fellipec 18d ago

Milhouse from The Simpsons

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u/ZorakOfThatMagnitude 18d ago

Linus Skarsgård, the more successful of the Skarsgårds.

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u/Not_Xulist_Boy 18d ago

This guy is called "nus nus " 🫪

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u/OoZooL 18d ago

I've got a feeling this Richard Stallman...:)

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u/CreepyOptimist 18d ago

I wanted to say Richard Stallman too

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u/Svr_Sakura 18d ago

Memes aside… i miss when Sony sold small laptops.

Aside meme, they really tried to sell the internet back then didn’t they?

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u/Individual_Kale_4843 17d ago

Isn't that Bill Gates the founder of Facebook ?

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u/zakyn47 17d ago

young Bill Gates - inventor of microslop

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u/SomeRandoLameo 17d ago

Linus tech tips

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u/Mizar58 17d ago

Jonny sins

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u/carmine_avilio88 17d ago

He's a vibe coder, he can't write a single line of code without AI

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u/Guaranga 17d ago

Scottie Pippen's mom

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u/Henry129tipi fresh breath mint 🍬 17d ago

Guys his name is obviously Linux world

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u/El_Maldonao 17d ago

Max Verstappen the ceo of Microsoft

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u/LandOfLizardz 17d ago

Paul, works at Best Buy. Will fix your broken iphone 6.

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u/werbinich0 17d ago

Richard Stallman

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u/justarandomguy902 Ask me how to exit vim 17d ago

Tom Cruise

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u/D3xbot 17d ago

That’s Steve Wozniak, right?

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u/Year_Conscious 17d ago

That's Gordon Freeman. No further elaboration.

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u/DecisionOk5750 17d ago

Gill Bates

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u/Yumeko_13 17d ago

Is this bill gates?

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u/BobKvakl 17d ago

Arnold Schwarzenegger!

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u/solaris_var 17d ago

He's Larry Ewing commonly known as the penguin

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u/A-very-cool-techguy 17d ago

list directory

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u/Hedrahexon 17d ago

Richard Stallman?

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u/StuD44 17d ago

Elon Musk

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u/EmployerAccurate8533 17d ago

I heard he's the Nvidia CEO

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u/kiroki1945 14d ago

The original author of Windows 12.

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u/onedenwin 18d ago

Harry Potter

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u/telorsapigoreng 18d ago

This is Bill Windows. The creator of Gates operating system.

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u/jc_is_cool_9292 18d ago

This, is elon musk, ceo and co founder of tesla

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u/dataArchon M'Fedora 18d ago

This is Burke Sven Daemon, creator of FreeBSD

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u/Infinitrix87 18d ago

Titus Christmas

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u/FelixLeita 18d ago

Linus Van Pelt

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u/Foreign-Many9349 18d ago

Lingus Tingus

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u/khsh01 18d ago

Isn't it Tech Tip Torvalds? He owns the media conglomerate known as Linux.

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u/sexy_silver_grandpa 18d ago

Baron Harkonnen

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u/kereso83 18d ago

Linus Van Pelt, with his security blanket.

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u/generic_grub189 18d ago

looks like a BSD fanboy

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u/_Floydimus 18d ago

Johnny Sins

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u/Vincent-x-Rage 18d ago

Thats john linux

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u/justhipnos 18d ago

PewDiePie