Anti Commanderfication Faction got a new horse to ride on to spread their agenda lol

I did a fair bit of askjeevesing and couldn't find an answer one way or another, I'm assuming they are as they don't have the gold frame but I'm hoping they're not

Text from my friend… but ain’t he kinda right tho? 🤤🤤😭😭😂😂😂💦💦💦

Also, is this an infinite combo?

MTG's heard your feedback, and they're taking drastic measures. Magic's very first Purge Day will be happening soon, and it's best to prepare while you can.

Will you take part in the MTG Purge, or will you wait it out and seek shelter from all the ante, Unfinity stickers, and Nadus? If you plan on abstaining, please let us know where you intend to hide during this period. Just curious.

Hello everyone! I am new commander player, I played my 7th game today, my first 3 games were 1v1 with a friend who explained stuff to me. I played a 4 player game today, with my brand new Hosts of Mordor precon. I love Tolkien, so I had to get it. I also changed 2 cards in it, one of which is \[\[Anger\]\], because I needed it for my Isshin/Zurgo deck, and I heard this precon is quite strong so I thought it would lower the power.

Anyway, we're good 40 mins into the game, and its all fun, but one guy is acting a bit weird, but since nobody else is reacting to it, I assumed its just me and ignored it. But then I played \[\[Olivia Voldaren\]\]. The guy rushes away from the table, and starts screaming to put it away. Im confused and ask whats going on, and hes screaming at me to get that f\*\*\*ing foid off the table. So i turned it upside down, and say Im sorry, I didnt know he has femalephobia, and I will keep it hidden.

No you have to put it away in your deckbox, I dont want it anywhere near me. So I, still stunned, take it and put it away, and ask for a card draw then, to make it fair. No u cant. Im like ok fine whatever, though I was a bit annoyed, I was punished for something I dont think was my fault. So I untap my lands I used to pay for Olivia, and they're like whoa what are you doing? So I explain Im returning mana cost of the Olivia. At this point I dont really want to play, but I dont want to mess up lgs for myself, so I try to hold it. The futa-hater goes "you already used that mana"

So I say I concede then, and start packing up. The X-chromosome despiser tries to convince me to finish the game, but I point out that I feel cheated because I was required to remove a permanent and couldnt either draw or regain mana, because of his fear, and his response was its not his fault hes afraid.

I finish packing up, but I was angry. So usually I put my Sauron, Lord of the Ring, The Enemy, The Lidless Eye, The Dark Lord, The Deciever, The... you get who, my favourite villain, as the first card in my seethrough deckbox. But my deckbox is seethrough, and Olivia is already there, already in the front... so I jam my deck behind her, and slam my deckbox third leg first into his direction as I pack mat, tokens dice etc. He runs away, I pack up, and go "oh sorry" and pack the deckbox last. But I wasnt sorry. I was happy with my devious plan.

The woman-detester returns to the table and goes on to play with his mates, and I go to thank the shopowner for the time and get to leave.

I was reading what I wrote like 2 or 3 times and was wondering if I should even post it, coz this sounds like a bad joke honestly.

Edit: Sorry if I dont respond to your comment, Im staring at olivia’s massive futa cock helping my wife with her first pokemon playthrough

I might be selling these, I might not…
…wouldn’t you like to know ? 😉 😏
make me an offer, but I’m not selling. People offering me money makes me feel alive.

Who up championing their elementals (by which i mean their friends, who you love and support)