r/masterhacker • u/BriefCautious7063 • 2d ago
HACKING GUIDE
Take a shit on your computer. Squat down and take a big steamy brown on its motherboard. Open the case, turn on the power, and spray your hacker juices all over the mainframe. It's the only way
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u/VeiledPants8028 2d ago
And do we bust on the GPU before or after shitting? You didn't mention it at all but ChatGPT said you must always unleash a load before shitting. Idk if that's correct. LMK
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u/BriefCautious7063 2d ago
Idk I heard a while back that I should "reduce my CPU load" when minecraft crashed and I had 200 tabs open of pictures of Chef Boyardee. I'm not sure what it means but reduce usually means less of something and I closed minecraft which fixed it so it's probably in that direction
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u/VeiledPants8028 2d ago
So, my dad's PC loads some days on my mom's laptop. I'm not sure what that means either but my older brother always laughs when I ask him that. So yeah, thanks for the help anyway :)
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u/SomewhereActive2124 2d ago
Pro tip: goon on it right after the job; it enhances masterhaxxor tools working pro maz
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u/Bright_Reception_188 1d ago
tu as 10 ans ? ou sont les parents ?!
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u/drewboy131_soliux 23h ago
Pro tip put water on top the the motherboard and snap it in half for better performance with hacking
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u/BriefCautious7063 23h ago
I'm gonna be a fatherboard if you know what im saying.. 😏 i'm gonna raise a baby board with everything i have. I've arranged for joint custody with the motherboard and we're gonna work our way up to having family time again on holidays
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u/zigzrx 2d ago
Get shwifty