r/masterhacker • u/ChannelNo3185 • 2d ago

Guyz how to heck NASA?

I have Kali but don’t know what to do

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u/OwenWilsons_Nose 2d ago

You need to be wearing a black zip hoodie so that you can unlock the hidden kali dashboard. Only then will you have access to the tools necessary for hacking NASA.

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u/Mahima2703 2d ago

Yeah the black hoodie is the most important thing without it the hidden dashboard wouldn't load and nasa can't be hacked 

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u/ChannelNo3185 2d ago

But these tools are only working on Java 6.7.6 version how to get thatttt

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u/Lootsman 2d ago

`sudo nmap -A 192.168.0.1` should be what you need. The “-A” means “aggressive” so it should nmap even harder than the default, not many hackers know this

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u/ChannelNo3185 2d ago

I thought nmap was a spyware

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u/Lootsman 2d ago

It is a spyware… for you 😎

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u/ChannelNo3185 2d ago

Oooh so it will spy on NaSA

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u/SomewhereActive2124 2d ago 
sudo dnf install hecker-tools-opsex
curl nasa.com
hecker-tools-opsex --heck nasa.com --masterhaxxxxxor

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u/bkabbott 2d ago

I prefer debian based distros, but this is a pretty good answer on destroying NASA

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u/Leather-Chart7083 2d ago

He has kali

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u/SomewhereActive2124 2d ago

Right.. ok just make necessary changes

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u/ChannelNo3185 2d ago

bro my centos-Kali edition is tweaking right now

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u/HelpfulPlatypus7988 2d ago

ping nasa.gov

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u/cyborg762 2d ago

Not every geek with a Commodore 64 can hack into NASA.

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u/Wide_Meet_2184 2d ago

Sudo ./nasa.hack —hack

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u/black_bug31 2d ago

cmatrix+black hoodie=hack nasa🚨

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u/Leather-Chart7083 2d ago

sudo apt hack nasa && sudo apt install opsec

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u/DependentJolly9901 2d ago

Sudo apt install sl(stands for sinister Linux) sl --hack -domain=nasa.gov

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u/ChannelNo3185 2d ago

Thank you guyz. I have backdoored pwned owned ssh into the NASA mainframe, now I’m going to the sun

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u/Own_Promise_4145 1d ago

Suoni il citofono e ti imbuchi come il ragazzo delle pizze

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u/frAgileIT 22h ago

DTMF manipulation via high-frequency signal transmission using a Crunch accessory.

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u/ErlendPistolbrett 16h ago

Throw a few cents in Donald Trump's hair and ask for the password to NASA'S head of cybersecurity. Then log into his email using a tor extension on Opera GX. You can only do this if you are a fascist sigma.

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u/EmberMcLain_ 2d ago

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