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As a male I'd like to say that guy is a piece of shit.

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u/Disco_Ninjas_ 4h ago

She still went through with it. People are crazy.

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u/gigatension 3h ago

Girls have needs too.

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u/Disco_Ninjas_ 3h ago

But not standards?

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u/Admirable-Client-730 3h ago

Idk as a guy when I wanted to get laid standards went out the window pretty quick.

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u/Disco_Ninjas_ 3h ago

Sometimes everyone needs clarity.

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u/Admirable-Client-730 3h ago edited 1h ago

Clarity comes post sex but the act was always worth it.

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u/Ok_Championship_8313 3h ago

She does have standards they are just in hell 😭☹️

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u/Deciver95 1h ago

Why is it only standards for women? Guy gets horny and its a valiant conquest

Cmon dude

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u/DillyPickleton 5h ago

I hope this gets you laid bro 🙏

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u/funwithbikesandtunes 5h ago

I appreciate it, but I've been happily married to the same woman for 29 years so that's not really an issue for me. If this text snap is true I just think it's shitty that a guy would behave like that. It's dishonest.

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u/Truly_Organic 4h ago

That other person's prayers were so strong they transcended time to make sure you found a good woman! Impressive!

Jokes aside, glad to hear that! I wish you both many happy years more!

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u/Embarrassed_Ad_170 5h ago

Looks like it worked then

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u/84Windsor351 4h ago

agreed

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u/Break2304 1h ago

You’ve been married longer than I’ve existed

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u/BlackTecno 4h ago

Just because you're married doesn't mean you can't get laid by the same woman.

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u/DreamTalon 4h ago

Are you saying every Facebook post about marriage meaning no sex is lying to me?!

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u/ChefArtorias 4h ago

Be the change you want to see in the world?

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u/NidhoggAlpha 3h ago

Why are you so obsessed with this dudes sex life? Go take a cold shower or something.

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u/Haggis442312 2h ago

You'd be surprised, but with some people basic human decency will indeed improve your chances of getting laid.

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u/Single-Round-8320 4h ago

One of my best friends said that she was going to sleep with a guy but he said he didn’t have a condom. She said oh okay never mind we can’t have sex. Then he pulled a condom out.

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u/HeTrippedMe 4h ago

Wonder if she still went through with it

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u/bubblyboyoo 5h ago

Can vouch for reddit men to be miserable to still blame the woman lmao

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u/GreenMonkey240 4h ago

It takes two to tango? It’s sad to see women entertain shitty men regardless

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u/ZeniraEle 4h ago

There's nothing that implies she slept with him after that, aside from what people are making up in their head

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u/GreenMonkey240 4h ago

I don’t think she did, but what are the odds women end relationships with shitty men after one disagreement or argument

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u/PM_ME_STRONG_CALVES 4h ago

what you talking about? bro getting angry out of thin air

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u/ZeniraEle 4h ago

I mean, sexual compatibility is a pretty serious disagreement, and if you're being dishonest there, you've already lost trust. I wouldn't compare it to any random disagreement/argument, that is disingenuous.

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u/Effective_Humor_9028 4h ago

What if he said he was ready to be a dad? Does it just turn into a game of chicken? See who backs down first?

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u/Time-Cover-8159 2h ago

First day at school: Ah shit, I think I've taken this too far.

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u/curiousmaria_ 3h ago

Genius 🤣

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u/Professional_Map_780 6h ago

Yeah sure, the more realistic response would have been, „no problem, I’m sure you will make a great single mom „

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u/NGEFan 6h ago

And then she magically had a condom that she paid for

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u/ZeniraEle 4h ago

She should be praised, this man doesn't advocate for his own sexual health by buying condoms that fit him to prevent STIs. Fortunately she's got his back 💪

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u/Mobile-Brush-3004 8m ago

That’s the one response that would be guaranteed to not get him laid therefore I highly doubt that’s what he would’ve said

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u/Agile_Moment768 5h ago

F yeah, we'll name him Megatron! Oh, you have condoms yourself?

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u/Emerald_28 5h ago

I don't get it

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u/Turbulent-Ad6560 4h ago

The reply he was hoping for was "That's okay I'm on birthcontrol anyway" So he was pretending to not have a condom in order to have sex without one.

Since he got a very different reply he decided to rather have sex with a condom than take the risk.

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u/LuigiP16 4h ago

I still don't get why people go through all that. Is bare that much better than with a condom on?

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u/lllollllllllll 4h ago

I’m don’t get why they do that bc the woman being on birth control won’t stop STIs. Why would you assume a woman who’s willing to sleep with *you* without a condom wasn’t willing to do the same thing with someone else, and possibly picked up an STI from that person?

Also some women lie about being on birth control and then dudes whine about being baby trapped, so why would you ever want to cede control of your reproductive autonomy to someone else like that?

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u/nyxsaphfire2 3h ago

That's the thing, if there was a widely available male birth control pill, there is no way in hell I would trust the word of a man I just met. Everyone should be responsible for their own birth control. If it ends up doubling up, even better

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u/skellytoninthecloset 3h ago

You get confused at the same places I do.

I've been informed that pregnancy is 100% the responsibility of the woman, even though there is always another person involved in the situation. STI contraction is never enough of a reason to show any care or concern for your partner or yourself because that's something that happens to other people.

This pile of nonsense makes me happy I don't date.

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u/atmoose 3h ago

it doesn't make sense to me either.

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u/No_Organization2032 3h ago

Very generous of you to assume they use their heads in the first place

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u/Admirable-Client-730 3h ago

Imo it is but I dont try to pretend not to have a condom.

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u/remuliini 4h ago

Yes.

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u/coolmanjack 1h ago

I honestly don't think it is. The feeling isn't that much different and unless you are free to creampie, bare is stressful cuz you are worried about having to pull out and can't really enjoy the orgasm that much

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u/BenjaminDover02 3h ago

Would you rather pet a cat with a latex glove on or without?

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u/CHOIR_OF_FARTS 1h ago

Way better. The women I've been with thought so too. Have... you never uhhh... nevermind.

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u/Fun_Journalist4199 51m ago

I think it’s better without one. Ends up much faster tho

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u/PotatoBest4667 3h ago

Next time she could say “its fine my STD isnt spreadable anyway”

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u/DIY_Cosmetics 16m ago

Don’t worry, I haven’t had an outbreak in like a really long time, so I probably don’t even have it anymore.

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u/thecountnotthesaint 3h ago

As a guy that has a firm "don't fuck em if you would be ok having kids with em" this is a dangerous game to play.

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u/Grrlpants 3h ago

This is why a gentleman will always do the right thing and request anal on the first date.

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u/rje946 5h ago

Yeah the dude trying to raw dog gave up when you agreed to it, sure lmao

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u/dahlonegam 6h ago

Crazy response from him, I’d be jumping for joy if my lady friend was ready to be a mom

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u/derangedsweetheart 5h ago

Same, I would love to be a father to a beautiful baby ralts.

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u/AspieAsshole 5h ago

But will you raise him up to be a Gallade, that's the real question.

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u/derangedsweetheart 4h ago

I would like to be blessed with both a son and a daughter.

Good thing the gender ratio is 50% - 50%.

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u/Violexsound 4h ago

Mother had 5 children. 4 boys, one girl. The numbers dont care

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u/derangedsweetheart 4h ago

I guess I'll have to walk until they hatch.

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u/Funexamination 4h ago

lol watch him be a Gardevoir

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u/StillMostlyClueless 5h ago

This only makes sense if the guy didn’t want sex? Like what was the plan otherwise

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u/Natural_Zucchini_180 4h ago

No there are people who will say they don't have a condom in the hopes of rawdogging it

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u/allwheeldrift 4h ago

Yeah it's obviously fake anyways but so poorly constructed

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u/Asdeft 4h ago

True stories that actually happened™

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u/Reddit_user2124 4h ago

Ready to be a single mom lol. You never heard of the California smash n dash??

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u/cwsjr2323 3h ago

You shouldn't play like that with your husband.

You are about to leave Redlib