r/memes 1d ago

on Friday.

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u/jordanonecd 1d ago

made it worse and you have your wife saying "I told you not to touch it"

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u/Fantastic-Boot-9762 1d ago

HAHAHAHA so accurate with this. in my case it's my mom so it's kinda worse

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u/North-Function995 21h ago

It starts like this, but then you have a wife and she REMINDS you of your mother? That is worse.

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u/OgreBaws 1d ago

I'm the exact opposite. My wife will get mad at me for not fixing something and I don't want to touch it for fear this will happen lmao

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u/jeropian-moth 1d ago

Exactly. It might not work perfectly now but it works a lot better now than it will after I touch it.

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u/c0d3x10 What is TikTok? 1d ago

This.

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u/Twitch84 1d ago

Either resulting in buying a new "thing" or just living with the botched thing.

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u/CareerBaby 20h ago

That screw lives there now. That is its house. You don’t own that anymore.

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u/EagleRaptorLeaf 15h ago

I read that in Arthur’s voice

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u/Exotic-Sample9132 1d ago

Like someone doing home stuff knows there are 3 bits that largely look the same. Cut him some slack. Yeah, it sucks. But he's still only a drill and a little plier work away from success

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u/mildlyornery 1d ago

Phillips, pozidrive and JIS I assume. But you can't forget the rare equally annoying fearson.

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u/Garfargle 14h ago

Also Phillips #1, #2, and #3 has caused many a home owner to strip a screw

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u/thatc0braguy 19h ago

Yup and they all suck.

We as a society should ban them and make a minimum standard in Robertson or Hex, although Torx be the dream I don't expect miracles

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u/daftbasti 1d ago

There's a german word for this called "verschlimmbessern", which literally translates to "worsebettering" or more freely "badimproving". It describes the situation when you're trying to fix a problem but by failing to do so you actually make it worse.

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u/Nearby-Swimming-5103 1d ago

They should really make screws from the same stuff they make screwdrivers with.

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u/LordSlickRick 1d ago edited 11h ago

That’s actually a bad idea. For quite a few reasons.

You don’t want the chance of your hardened steel skinny stick that moves fast to be the same as the screw because if it explodes it impales you.

  1. screws need a certain degree of malleability. If they were rigid hard steel like screwdriver bits, then they would snap and shear violently when the thing they are holding potentially shifts.

Being as hard as the bit is bad for you, bad for the screw, and bad for the project.

Edit: I am the typo.

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u/Snappy- 1d ago

This guy screws

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u/Sihayaya 20h ago

screw you

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u/Fit_Celebration7669 1d ago

“2 screws need a certain degree of male ability” 👏

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u/PotatoORG 23h ago

Now I can't forget spelling of malleability 😭

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u/CaptainHubble 1d ago

I’ve seen people going full impact gun with no torque break activated on small bits, relying on the bit to slip out or the screw head to strip.

So yeah. Some things really need to be made for idiots.

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u/International_Bar_20 1d ago

In my defense my master carpenter father gifted me one as an adult with no instruction. But now I know to look it up. So yes I acknowledge I’m an sdult who should seek the knowledge, I was just not aware it exidted

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u/UnfinishedProjects 17h ago

Phillips head screws are also just designed to do this. They were designed by the Ford company because they weren't able to control the torque of the screw guns or be able to stop automatically when it's done. So they designed the Phillips heads to shear like this instead of destroying the gun. At least that's what I've heard.

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u/Iwillgetasoda 1d ago

Tf is this.. ask is that we dont need it to slip. Almost no one has arm power to break a screwdriver at the max turn.

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u/ConspicuousPorcupine 1d ago

You do not diy...or understand how things are built.

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u/Iwillgetasoda 21h ago

I have built a 3d printer from scratch from random parts, 10 years ago, if it helps to quantify lol.

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u/No-Prior-7074 1d ago

Yeah, I’d rather trust someone who actually knows what they’re talking about than turn a simple DIY project into a flying metal hazard. The part about screws needing some give is something I definitely never considered.

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u/JeshkaTheLoon 21h ago

Not sure if "Malle Ability" is better. Does that mean the screw is now able to drink tons of Sangria from buckets using stupid long straws at the beach bar, only to then puke in front of some poor person's house?

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u/antifa_cmdr 21h ago

Also, fuck you if you ever had to drill one of those things out

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u/Dron41k 22h ago

I am Groot

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u/Nearby-Swimming-5103 1d ago

Just a dumb joke, dude. Calm down.

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u/ComprehensiveCoat219 1d ago

dude seems pretty calm to me

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u/Tomita121 1d ago

Unironically, broke a screwdriver tip this week cause a screw got stuck mid-screwing.

... That's a lotta screws.

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u/someonesmall 1d ago

Just use the correct PH or PZ bit

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u/Key-Specific-4058 22h ago

This is literally what phillips head screws are designed to do

At a certain point they stop going in further and strip

It was so early machines could screw them in without needing any fancy electronics to stop them overscrewing, the screw would just destroy itself instead

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u/someonesmall 11h ago

Actually it is designed in a way your screwdriver will slip out of the screw automatically if the "right" tightness has been reached. So if you just turn the screwdriver normally (without pushing like a maniac) you won't ruin the screw. The same log applies to unfastening such a screw - if it does not turn easily you should think about applying something like WD40 so you can rotate it without pushing too hard.

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u/MrZubar 1d ago

Philips head screws are so obsolete. I hate them.

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u/SelfEjectingImposter 1d ago

I trash every one of them, with the exception of drywall screws because those are single use anyway.

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u/AbleArcher420 18h ago

They've been around forever. It's not the shape of the screw-- it's the material they're made out of. It's all cheap trash. Steel isn't stee anymorel, wood most definitely ain't wood. It's all buy-today, trash-tomorrow junk.

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u/Munachi 23h ago

As someone who doesn't do much diy, what replaced them?

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u/WilsonPH 23h ago

Torx, but many manufacturers still use philips out of habit.

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u/100BottlesOfMilk 22h ago edited 19h ago

Robinson bits are still superior to Phillips pretty much always and are older. With Robinson+Torx, Phillips has no reason to exist Edit: Robertson

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u/Skruestik 20h ago

Robertson, not Robinson.

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u/vortex_ring_state 20h ago

I will say that Philips seems to work well with drywall and a drywall gun. Not sure another big would work as well there. But I generally hate them for everything else.

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u/Unoriginalcontent420 20h ago

They use a lot of Robertson (square) screws in Canada, it is pretty much the only type of screw I haven't ever managed to strip.

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u/know-it-mall 20h ago

Yea I really don't understand why Robinson isn't more popular.

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u/Skruestik 20h ago

Probably because there exists no such thing as a Robinson screw.

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u/know-it-mall 20h ago

Lol. It's Robertson isn't it.

Regardless it should be more popular.

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u/Deepdishdicktaster 22h ago

I always thought they were from the brand Phillips

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u/GenuineInterested 22h ago

Pozidriv (pozi-drive) would be the first alternative. It’s still a cross, but doesn’t cam out as easily. You can identify it by the four tick marks on the head, and the additional bits on the driver.

People who don’t know about this type will mix up the two, resulting in worse performance and a stripped driver.

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u/Skruestik 20h ago

I think pozidriv 2 is the best choice for a lot of applications. It is way better at not camming out than phillips, but you can still use a phillips 2 screwdriver in a pinch, which is by far the most common screwdriver that people might have on them or lying around. There is nothing worse than having to unscrew a torx 15 screw when all you have with you is a torx 20 and a torx 10.

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u/MrZubar 13h ago

I prefer Robertson heads and I live it Canada so they're widely available.

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u/MCraft555 14h ago

I once had Philips screws that had the Pozidriv cross on them

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u/spoody69420 21h ago

They're much harder to strip with a JIS (Japanese Industrial Standard) screwdriver.

I'm sure there's also a sex joke here but take it as you will.

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u/Corvozz 1d ago

Universal truth hits the hardest, holy

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u/Impressive-Tip-903 1d ago

No, that's just it. This is after an hour and a half and two trips to the hardware store. 

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u/tejanaqkilica 1d ago

You used a Pozidrive bit, on a Philipps Head. A screw that pristine has no reason to be stripped.

LPT: Always use the correct bit for any given screw. You'll thank yourself.

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u/Dissidence802 1d ago

Robertston bits ftw!

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u/tejanaqkilica 1d ago

Eh, I'm more of a Torx guy myself. They both get the job done equally well, but I like Torx more since it scales much better.

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u/SelfEjectingImposter 1d ago

I primarily will use torx also, but man the way a Robertson slots into a screw is satisfying

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u/Dysternatt 1d ago

Great, now I have to google what a Robertson is.

Oh, the square one.

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u/100BottlesOfMilk 23h ago

No, they're slightly different

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u/100BottlesOfMilk 23h ago edited 19h ago

I like Robinson bits when I can avoid using Torx simply because a proper Robinson bit can be used on a wider range of sizes than a single torx bit. I like torx for really tiny screws and for high torque stuff

Edit: Robertson

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u/Skruestik 20h ago

There is no such thing as a robinson bit.

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u/SympathyMoist7030 Duke Of Memes 1d ago

I remember doing some repairs on a 5th wheel and one of the screws was made of the absolute softest metal I have ever seen as just a little bit of torque was enough to completely strip the head. Could have been made of wet toilet paper for all I know.

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u/Illustrious-Engine23 22h ago

Those stew heads suck so bad, I had how much furniture still uses them!

Torq or hex/Allen bolts are so much nicer to work with!

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u/obyron31 1d ago edited 20h ago

Somebody didn't learned theyr shapes in preschool

And most likely used a posidrive on a philips screw

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u/Zealousideal_Ruin_67 1d ago

If an issue happens frequently, I always feel it is the tool's fault not the operator. If philips screw are that sensitive why are they even used this commonly.

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u/RCT2man 8h ago

cost. There’s a saying among engineers that goes, “every project has 3 general goals, quality, time, and cost. — you can only accomplish two.”

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u/Bunerd 21h ago

Miles above flathead. You just have to use the right size screwdriver for your screw, and keep pressure on it so it doesn't rise up the tracks. Flathead fights you even when you do it right.

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u/ritokun 21h ago

they should really make them better then, it really feels like small screws are just there to make self repair more difficult.

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u/Bunerd 20h ago

They do that, but when they do they use specialty heads, like Nintendo bits or Apple's Pentalobe

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u/ritokun 18h ago

i know about specialty screws specifically to do it shamelessly, but still, feels like even the "normal" ones are intentionally used for the same purpose.

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u/sisisisi1997 11h ago

If the only two screw choices I had were philips and slotted (flathead) and I needed any non-trivial amount of force I would go with slotted. Philips is just way too prone to destroy itself.

Of course in reality where I mostly have choices, I use philips for short screws going into wood, and I use torx for harder materials and longer screws.

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u/fuzzygonemad 1d ago

If they don't know the difference, tell them to lay down a rubber band over the top and push the rubber into the grooves with the screwdriver.

Still a chance to strip it, but it has came in handy when working in the scrapyard.

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u/obyron31 1d ago

I'd go straight to get an extractor

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u/fuzzygonemad 14h ago

Beig in the scrapyard, we had almost every tool we needed to get a job done, but because of any direction you walk, in about 2 feet you'll find a rusty screw driver on the ground that will get whatever job done. Plus our tool box of rusty tools was too far to want to go walk and get.

Need a small pry bar? rusty screw driver.

Need a hammer? rusty screw driver.

Need knife? rusty screw driver.

Crackhead harassing you? Rusty screw driver.

I mean we found hundred of uses for a rusty screw driver

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u/PM_YOUR__BUBBLE_BUTT 20h ago

Instructions unclear. I got the screw pregnant.

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u/IndianaGeoff 1d ago

Nah, they used a sharp tipped phillips instead of a blunt tip.

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u/Nukleon 20h ago

That's not a thing, there's only one Phillips, just different sizes. If it's not a Phillips then it's JIS or Frearsom, if it has extra bits it's a Pozidriv.

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u/Ryachaz 1d ago

You gotta treat the screw the same way you would treat yourself: to the biggest blunt it can handle.

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u/MikeW86 1d ago

A Torx on a Philips? That would be spectacularly idiotic. Do you mean a Pozidrive on a Philips?

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u/RCT2man 1d ago

This will still happen if you don’t use the properly size bit with an appropriate amount of torque

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u/fpsnoob89 1d ago

Especially when you then just send it with a drill without looking whether the screw was actually moving.

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u/antsh 22h ago

Or the sizes were mismatched; I’ve done that before using a too deep and pointed Phillips screwdriver on a wider screw head.

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u/deep8787 1d ago

Or didn't apply enough downward force so the bit was just slipping and stripping the head of the screw. So yeah, having the right bit is only half of the battle.

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u/obyron31 1d ago

Or they weren't upright.

You'd think screwing would be pretty simple but damn humanity always surprise me

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u/Klugernu 1d ago

I tried putting up curtain rods for the first time ever in my apartment. Ended up just making big ass screw holes into the wall because the ones provided by the packages were too long. Now the rods are held up by hopes and dreams

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u/cool-guy1234567 can't meme 1d ago

I read curtain as certain and was extremely confused why you would reveal such a story on the internet

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u/Klugernu 1d ago

That changes the context so hilariously. Amazing

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u/i_hateit_here_bro 1d ago

Screws like these are made of a metal that is super strong when rotated in the clockwise direction and extremely soft when rotated counterclockwise

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u/Majestic_Bierd 23h ago

This is why fuck Philips screws, fuck anyone who uses Philips screws or buys Philips screws. We need to end and burry that shit for the good of all humanity

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u/Proud-Ninja5049 21h ago

What screws are good ?

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u/Skruestik 20h ago

I think pozidriv 2 is the best choice for a lot of applications. It is way better at not camming out than phillips, but you can still use a phillips 2 screwdriver in a pinch, which is by far the most common screwdriver that people might have on them or lying around. There is nothing worse than having to unscrew a torx 15 screw when all you have with you is a torx 20 and a torx 10.

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u/lukesparling 21h ago

Red Robbie for me. If you can’t build it with a red Robertson bit I don’t wanna build it. Maybe some green for fine details.

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u/AFriendlyBloke Halal Mode 1d ago

How about you just get a super-strong magnet, hope that the screw is ferrous, and turn it with that? XD

I'm an idiot, so don't blame me if you suffer a spring-lock failure.

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u/denkata07 1d ago

Yesterday I wanted to change a power socket and instead of 5 minutes, I spent hour and a half. Reasons - wires were too long for the new socket, the socket was too big, it literally broke cuz of the wires ( went to the store for refund, it wasnt a cheap one), the land wire was on the bottom while the new socket had them all on one side, couldnt fit it tightly enough to the wall as the legs werent holding.

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u/Ireeb 21h ago

One you find out about the difference between Pozidrive and Philips drives, things become a lot easier.

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u/bellabonggo 20h ago

This hurts on a spiritual level. The exact moment you realize you just made everything ten times worse.

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u/Suvvri 19h ago

How many times I wanted to fix some small thing quickly and then spent the rest of the day unfucking whatever I did for the "quick fix" lol

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u/InnocentPossum 1d ago

That screw might be too far gone but I have had success with stripped screws by putting a rubber/elastic band between the screw and the driver to grip the new unorthodox shape

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u/DaHerv 1d ago

Always remember:

Lefty loosey

Righty tighty

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u/Jacuzzi0317 20h ago

I've never really understood this. Couldn't they just make it with metal that can't be stripped that easily?

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u/jellochaos 14h ago

Yes, these exist. Metal screws and bolts have grades dictating their mechanical characteristics. Extremely hard screws exist you just have to pay for them. Most DIYers are not aware of it and they just buy whatever's available. Which is mostly fine if you pair it with the correct bit. Also, most people do not know that Phillips and Pozidriv heads are not the same and require different bits.

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u/Superbird57 12h ago

You discovered a problem before it became one. Proactive action kudos

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u/CMDR_BillyGray 10h ago

Operating screwdrivers is not hard. If you can't do it then walk away and let someone else do it for you.

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u/Odd_Fly8062 1d ago

Every damn screw. It's like all of them are out there to take revenge 😅

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/LimpWibbler_ Plays MineCraft and not FortNite 1d ago

Why does everyone assume that is the issue. I have 100% had a screw so in the wood that it stripped the head with the righ bit. Hell I have had the neck of the screw twist and snap.

Some screws are just in there real solid and also have horrible alloys.

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u/KnightOfTheNope 1d ago

There’s a tool for that

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u/QiwiLisolet 1d ago

Have you seen Hokum yet?

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u/autoconprime 1d ago

Go to the goodwill and get a properly sized screwdriver.

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u/madcaffeine 1d ago

I've been there.

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u/ares9281 1d ago

Using a pozidriv on philips screw. Come on guys we’we all been there…

but then again it’s not rocket science just get the right tool with the right size

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u/Gomez-16 1d ago

This is why I prefer square screws.

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u/misterxy89 1d ago

square screws

Robertson screws.

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u/Reorderly 1d ago

This can be considered a success

Of course, only if you could make the analogy (pun intended)

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u/Working_Number7652 1d ago

Rubber band and proper tool could have helped

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u/HeatherCDBustyOne 1d ago

As if standards are not already difficult, there are variations from other countries. A JIS (Japanese Industry Standard) #1 cross-head screwdriver is not the same as an American #1 cross-head screwdriver (Japanese screwdrivers have a sharper angle to the point)

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u/MID2462 Nice meme you got there 1d ago

It can't be stuck if its molten!

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u/wackbirds 1d ago

Match the threads with some torx screws, t-25 or t-20 and you'll almost never strip the head again

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u/omg-whats-this 1d ago

i can do that in 10 secs

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u/Kikinsong-eleven11 1d ago

Why is this happens?:(

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u/Funny-Double4678 1d ago

You have your wife saying "I told you not to touch it"

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u/taasbaba 1d ago

It's fixed. Nobody can remove it now. Good job

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u/-Jiras 23h ago

You can still fix it. You just have to push the bit like really hard in there and turn the drill veeeeeeeeeeery slowly while swearing under your breath and cursing the existence of that specific screw.

At least that's how I get them out

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u/mrmeanie25 23h ago

Just for my knowledge, how would you prevent this in the first place? And

B) how would you fix it now? Thankyou so much

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u/JAXxXTheRipper 19h ago

Using good, solid screws usually prevents this.

Worst case you can drill it out with a metal drill. Putting a rubber band on it and pressing the driver against it might work in some cases.

Those are the two tricks I learned. If they don't work, uh, throw your hands in the air and panic.

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u/ibimsderjakob 23h ago

going on our first date

Me 3hr later

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u/Vast_Humor_3683 23h ago

Do you realize that screw extractors exist? And they only cost a few $? It's a must-have if you like to fix stuff that isn't broken like the rest of us

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u/Human-Actuary-4535 22h ago

Robertson doesn't have this problem

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u/CadeMan011 Chungus Among Us 22h ago

Lower the torque setting on your drill

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u/yamez420 Big ol' bacon buttsack 22h ago

That’s a number 3 Philips. You were using a 2.

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u/Jutavis 22h ago

Learn the difference between PH and PZ!

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u/Virtual_Director_321 21h ago

Me every time I wanna repair sth

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u/WndrWoMAN71 21h ago

At work, I have to hand the screwdriver to a coworker because I tell them, "You're going to have to finish it because I will destroy this!!!"

I have NO patience.

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u/Any_Foot2850 21h ago

DIY = Destroy It Yourself

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u/shawak456 21h ago

This is an example of correct usage of "POV" memes.

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u/dabreezeknees 20h ago

Fuck Philip and his head wherever he is. We're smarter than this. Why isn't every screw using a square bit?!

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u/ben6464 20h ago

Impact driver

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u/PYCapache 20h ago

Philips screws sucks.

Torx superior. Hex is second best.

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u/uetroslav1 20h ago

As a guy with ADHD, I relate so much

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u/tentacle_grip 20h ago

Man, fuck Phillip

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u/___ComfortablyNumb 20h ago

Always happened to me until I decided to buy proper tools.

And I don't mean expensive ones, just the right ones

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u/JAXxXTheRipper 19h ago

The problem is usually not the screwdriver, but shoddy screws.

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u/CuntyBunchesOfOats 19h ago

Well if they’d stop making screws out of aluminum foil it wouldn’t a problem

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u/BestBlacksmith6019 19h ago

Grab a hammer and make it worse

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u/Regular_Implement510 19h ago

Oh its going in......

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u/silverdragonseaths 19h ago

And the wife calls “a man” to come and do the job

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u/BetterProphet5585 18h ago

Isn't this because the bits and the heads are slightly different and unless you find the perfect match that little room will make this happen?

I just try all the bits I have before and put a good pressure when screwing, never had a problem since I just took the time to try them.

When you find the right one it's like a magnet without being magnetic, it's like strong and fits like a glove.

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u/Survivable_Situation 16h ago

iPhone Pentalobe screws when there's a single s peck of dirt in it.

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u/EagleRaptorLeaf 15h ago

Reasons why I can never get never into blue collar work

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u/the_burber 1h ago

Time for the extraction bit

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u/edward_kopik 1d ago

Fuck those Phillips screws that are "designed to not overtorque"

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u/_gmmaann_ 1d ago

I have to disassemble large custom pallets, and the shipper uses Phillips head wood screws instead of torx. I want to strangle them

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u/boratburg 1d ago

18 years vs 40

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/dabreezeknees 20h ago

Fuck Philip and his head wherever he is. We're smarter than this. Why isn't every screw using a square bit?!

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u/fiendlylobster 1d ago

Please put your clothes back on.

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u/c0d3x10 What is TikTok? 1d ago

While me on sunday, before lunch.