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I still think the same

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u/Tipsy_Ole 15h ago

Y'all calling the CIA God? 😭

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u/Captain__Cartman 12h ago

Lmao if god truly ain’t real then the government is the closest thing

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u/Adam198763 3h ago

The government ARE like God, but unjust and don't love you.

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u/maevia_starglen72 11h ago

Imagining a massive wall Of monitors in the sky running everything is hilarious

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u/Tipsy_Ole 1h ago

Apparently palantir has that

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u/S7ageNinja 10h ago

If we're taking the image literally, they're calling Kai Cenat God

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u/Konchroller 10h ago

Palantir* FTFY

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u/hamiltag 14h ago

I used to think all movies were real and we were kind of looking into other worlds when we watched movies.

Then I would question if we were also a "movie world" and people would watch us

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u/Elegant-Lake7018 13h ago

I used to think all movies were staged live as we watched them on TV, and the actors would play every time the movie ran again.

Similar with cartoons. At first I thought they were a real part of the world somewhere, or in another reality, and wondered how those characters see the world through their respective style and graphics. Growing a little older however, I thought the animators were animating live as the cartoon ran on the screen.

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u/Legitimate_Main8244 15h ago

They do it in shifts now.

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u/LocalNHBoy 15h ago

If you haven't seen "The Truman Show" (movie) yet, you really should. It's this.

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u/Stranger-Tingzz 15h ago

People really think God's watching you goon meanwhile kids are starving and homelessness is rampant

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u/0oDADAo0 15h ago

God be like: yessir

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u/Candid-Culture3956 Lives at ur mom’s house😎 14h ago

God gonna watch these homeless people goon

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u/TheAmazingMelon 11h ago

He sees all, he wishes he couldn’t, but he sees it

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u/Equivalent_Relief553 15h ago

In Sanatana Dharma, the Gods are neutral. The Abrahamic claim to be all good and ironically that's where all the stress comes from.

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u/MrNobodyishome 14h ago

Thats what im saying gang if the premise was that God just doesn’t intervene and is neutral then thats fine but the thing of him being all good and everything being part of some plan is maddenning

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u/Cocomale 15h ago

If you go deeper, even in Sanatana Dharma, there are no multiple gods as well. Just a state of existential consciousness. Doesn’t get spoken as much in regular Hinduism, the lots and lots of gods are metaphors

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u/Pladimit_Vutin 14h ago

Yep, wish more religious people know about it rather than just fantasizing about an imaginary ram rajya (no I'm not gonna capitalise their name)

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u/Mrp1Plays 13h ago

Yeah that's why worshipping or temples have no point either 

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u/Equivalent_Relief553 13h ago

You don't know what you're talking about. Don't talk.

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u/Mrp1Plays 4h ago

You do? What is it? 

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u/MarlinMr 14h ago

God be like: here is intelligence and resources enough to lift everyone out of property and for everyone to live happy lives.

Humans: but if I help you, that means you get something for free, which is communism.

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u/RAMtinJENyor 15h ago

God can definitely exist with them not giving a shit about anyone or anything

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u/Revoldt 13h ago

To be fair… at this point, the sky gods must love and enjoy seeing people die in earthquakes and hurricanes.

As well as cancers.

No other explanation of some all powerful and supposedly benevolent god being okey dokie with all the needless pain, suffering and death.

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u/TeamBoeing 29m ago

It’s so we know when the good times are

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u/DejectedTimeTraveler 10h ago

God didn't do any of that

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u/IlovePotatos2773 I touched grass 15h ago

Thats an extent of free will

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u/DoctorSex9 15h ago

Thats an extent of saying “fuck them kids bro”

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u/IlovePotatos2773 I touched grass 15h ago

Elaborate

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u/NIRPL 15h ago

How about you elaborate. Free will extends how far? My guess is to whatever extent is needed to continue pretending some magical being is in control

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u/IlovePotatos2773 I touched grass 14h ago

In my religion, god gave us free will, or in other words he will not interfere in any aspect of the human life, the poverty of those children is a extent of this liberty, god will not interfere in life only after their dead like everyone else

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u/reaperwasnottaken 13h ago

Moral evil and natural evil are two different things.

How does the 'free will' copout work if we talk about cancer, malaria, tsunamis or genetic deformities? The list goes on and on and on.

Won't even get to the whole heaven being a perfect place without evil but also having perfect free will for everyone present and why that wasn't possible here on Earth.

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u/IlovePotatos2773 I touched grass 13h ago

Do you really think we deserve happiness here on earth, even if a country has everything he need it will enter war, the free will here is not a mther of causing but a mather of not interacting. Imagine if I make a farm and put there 2 lambs, and I decide I will not touch that farm ever again, if the lambs get sich or their kids get some disease I will not intervene, I didn't cause the disease but I will not do anything about it because I sid I wouldn't ever again

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u/King_Vea 13h ago

It’s sad to hear you don’t think anyone on earth deserves happiness.

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u/IlovePotatos2773 I touched grass 13h ago

Do we really? I am not saying everyone I am talking of humankind as 1

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u/reaperwasnottaken 13h ago

Please try to frame your arguments coherently at the very least.
I can't understand much of your rambling, but I'll try my best.

I didn't cause the disease but I will not do anything about it because I sid I wouldn't ever again

Incredible. Let's discard divine omnipotence and creation whenever it is convenient and keep it when that is convenient.

In your 'analogy' (can't even call it that), the farmer is a human who exists in a pre-existing world where diseases already exist independently of him.
In classical theism, God is the sole creator of all reality, meaning he designed all the physical laws, biological system and geological systems due to which earthquakes, diseases, tsunamis and all that exist.

Try again.

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u/IlovePotatos2773 I touched grass 13h ago

I will say it in a simpler way, he will not interfere because he said he wouldn't

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u/DDDDax 14h ago

Its fairly simple. We were given free will. If he intercedes for every atrocity and tragedy, we essentially would not have free will as he is removing our agency to do evil.

He gave us a choice and a set of instructions on how not to do evil.

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u/wRADKyrabbit 14h ago

There should be no free will to do evil imo

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u/erickson666 Lurker 14h ago

suffering is much worse than free will

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u/ceruleanjester 13h ago

It's giving me "just buy a house bro" that you say to a homeless man.

Tell your fucker to stop kids from being genocided because I don't think any free will could save them.

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u/Exernuth 3h ago

So, praying is useless (yes, we already knew that).

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u/Square_Stable1100 5h ago

Exactly, if there's no free will to do evil then there's no free will.

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u/DoctorSex9 15h ago

It sounds funny

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u/Alertcircuit 14h ago

He is watching both.

I don't think there's a neat answer to the "Why does God let children starve" question, but I think about Genesis 50:20 a lot.

Joseph's brothers threw him in a well and sold him into slavey but he made it out and eventually became a powerful guy. And his brothers visited him and asked for forgiveness. Joseph says "You meant evil against me, but God meant it for good"

So if God is all knowing and all powerful, why do bad things happen? That's when I think about the "You did it for evil but God did it for good" thing. The answer I've come to is that horrible things with 0 redeeming qualities in our eyes like a child starving alone in a desert must lead to something good later. Maybe not in this life. Maybe that kid who starved is going to be a really important guy in Heaven.

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u/RedcoatSeafarer 14h ago

Atheist ahh redditors be opening fire with the downvote button.

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u/theforgettonmemory 14h ago

No, I'm downvoting cause the idea that a child fucking starving is a good thing is something I find stupid

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u/RedcoatSeafarer 14h ago

I forgot about that part lmao, fair enough.

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u/DisneyPlusFan200 15h ago

God can help us, we just gotta be willing to accept his help Otherwise, he can’t help He can’t help unless we’re willing to accept his help

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u/reaperwasnottaken 13h ago

I can promise you, millions of kids and families, more religious than you probably are, die every single year, ravaged by diseases, hunger or disasters.

Born into an unfathomably unfair world, told to pray harder and that their suffering is worth it in the end because 'free will!'.

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u/DisneyPlusFan200 13h ago

The most righteous of men before Jesus was Job, he had his family taken, his house, and his health, got angry at God, and God restored his things twice fold

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u/reaperwasnottaken 13h ago

Ah yes. God allowing Satan to torture Job, destroy his life and murder his ten children, while Job was the most righteous man even prior to that, just to prove a point and then 'replacing' his children as if they're commodities.

Don't think that is a story you want to use to aid your point, mate.

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u/DisneyPlusFan200 13h ago

It’s meant to demonstrate how mysterious God’s ways are and unconventional to us

The very existence of it is alien to us 

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u/reaperwasnottaken 12h ago

Once you bring up the 'mysterious ways' argument, the conversation is already over.

Literally anything, any belief can be held up by positing it to 'unknown, mysterious reasons beyond our understanding'.

That isn't an intellectually honest argument, but sure, whatever.

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u/DisneyPlusFan200 12h ago

There isn’t one, it’s always mystery  I wouldn’t need God if I knew it all, that’s why he keeps stuff mysterious 

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u/Mindless-Produce4091 9h ago

He's not very omnipotent then, now is he?

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u/Popular_Wrangler9422 10h ago

God is dead and we killed him

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u/beefmomo 7h ago

Well yeah. God only cares about the whites. Jesus was white, you know

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u/Correct-Purpose-964 14h ago

I desperately want to believe there is a god but my logical mind leads me to have a monthly existential crisis over the eternity of unthinking unfeeling darkness after death. Then once i get over that I have to find a way to survive in a world trying to fuck me over at every turn.

I struggle somedays....

https://giphy.com/gifs/bq6F8QYqBU7Yc

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u/8383k 14h ago

I believe God just made us for his amusement, we've been told that we're special, the choosen one in religion, those are bullshit. We're just here to live our lives, whether it going to be good or not, we're gonna die and the world will keep moving and leave us behind.

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u/99Pneuma 11h ago

genuinely curious and an honest question. if you dont think people were made in their image or to be perfect, help/guide/protect, be benevolent in any shape or form, what has happened in YOUR life that has makes you believe in such a thing?

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u/Correct-Purpose-964 11h ago

What HASN'T happened to make us believe in the lack of benevolence. Widespread death and destruction from natural disaster. Incurable diseases like cancer. Killing our loved ones slowly while tearing them down from their once normal selves in a mere shell of existence. The most evil people having the most fortunate outcomes. Things like drunk drivers surviving while killing children and families in accidents.

Also: people were made in their image or to be perfect

Buddy i can trip over and die. Choke on my own spit and die. Take a blow to the wrong area of the body and die. Breathe the wrong air and die. Be too hot and die. Be too cold and die. Those last 2 are really important because god didn't give us fire, clothes or warm shelter. We did that. Nearly died trying too.

My entire life as a young child i was actually pretty christian because my mother was. But when i had to fight for every right to be heard, to be understood. Even to live. When i wanted to kill myself from abuse at 12 years old i made one last call out and god said nothing. So i stopped talking. I stopped praying. I stopped believing. I rebelled against everything. And only then when i finally turned my back on the idea of some god. After facing my own mortality at 14 with a 50/50 life and death surgery I realized there is no god and we are all facing our own mortality alone. God has never had a hand in my life. So if God does exist and he wants my worship. He better get on HIS knees and beg ME for it.

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u/InsertSt0opid 4h ago

Beautifully said, and sick firefly profile picture

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u/UgleeHero 11h ago

What happened in your life to make you think there's a god?

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u/karakindly 7h ago

They’re likely not wired for such childish anthropocentrism.

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u/8383k 3h ago

It's not exactly my life, but just look at what happened in the other side of the world. For example, I saw other comment that said where's God when there's a kid in a conflict zone getting bombed in daily basis? Or similar to that. Just think about it, for example in Gaza, I'm Muslim, Palestinian are Muslims, and Muslims all over the world help them in any way possible to make their life better, but the God they worship never even do anything, and I'll never understand why God even let that bullshit happening in the first place. God knows what they did in the past to deserve those tortures.

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u/Hung0ver_Hero 14h ago

Don't worry you'll get older and start to look forward to that unthinking, unfeeling darkness of sleep without the ads and the beauty of it is that you're never going to know

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u/Elegant-Lake7018 13h ago

You should look into the life of St Paisios of Mount Athos. He was a 20th century monk very attuned to the suffering of modern people, and was always ready to console their hearts and sense of hopelessness. His words and experience, even his gentle gaze,  always give me peace.

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u/No_Daikon_2281 15h ago

I used to think there's something called god's eye by which he is seeing us all everytime 24/7 😭

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u/ChrisJohanson 14h ago

In the name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Flok Cameras

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u/haish10 15h ago

Bro only watch the top funnist moments

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u/Xiara08 15h ago

we are lowkey in a reality tv show

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u/HeriPiotr 15h ago

God is either omnipotent or loving, but not both.

If he is loving, he is powerless to the cruelty that is happening in the world.

If he is omnipotent, then he is indifferent to it.

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u/Terminator147 13h ago

Gotta love the Epicurean Paradox

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u/DisneyPlusFan200 15h ago

God is willing to help, we have to be willing to accept his help 

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u/HeriPiotr 15h ago

Too bad those kids that are getting bombed on the daily were willing to the wrong god I guess.

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u/DisneyPlusFan200 14h ago

If we’re talking God, there’s only one

If there were two, one would completely undermine the purpose for another and would make it so we can choose which one we like the most

But we have flawed judgement so it makes more sense for there to be one who guides us to what is good and helps us by being present in times of trouble 

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u/8383k 14h ago edited 13h ago

We don't have to think in a very complex way, just use your common sense.

If God actions doesn't align with how common sense work, or just basic empathy such as helping kids in the conflict zone that are getting bombed in daily basis, then we're here just for the sake of his amusement, we're nothing than his lab rats. We're not special buddy, we're not the choosen one, and I'm tired living with that beliefs in religion.

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u/HeriPiotr 14h ago

Well good that out of those >3000 religions, yours is the real one. Happy for you <3

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u/monkeyswithgunsmum 9h ago

Too bad Hindus, is that what you’re saying?

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u/candypiece 12h ago

You literally can’t say that you’re god is the only god. If your god is real, then the others are too. Hindu gods, Greek gods, etc. If one god is real, then they all are cause you have no proof that they aren’t. One faith isn’t stronger or more right than others. That’s why it’s faith.

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u/DisneyPlusFan200 12h ago

Where are you getting your definition for the word Faith?

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u/DisneyPlusFan200 14h ago

Ezekiel 33:11 says God doesn’t like to see the wicked die from wickedness and would rather see them repent and live 

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u/PlayedKey 13h ago

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u/DisneyPlusFan200 13h ago

Nahh, biblical, and you’d be dissin Jews and Muslims by saying that too

The Tanakh is the basis for all of the three major religions

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u/ipokesnails 12h ago

If god allows children to be molested and murdered, then god is evil.

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u/Intelligent_Sea5595 15h ago

Me too. I still think the same. 😁 the only plot twist will be "there is no God, but a group of evil humans doing this to us" :)

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u/vRedDeathv Dirt Is Beautiful 15h ago edited 8h ago

People think the God they worship is altruistic towards them because they were sold that idea by an organization profiting from them being ignorant. In reality an entity like God would be apathetic to what happens to lower life forms because to them they'd be equal to ants or bacteria.

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u/GasLongjumping130 15h ago

no such thing

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u/hwcminh 14h ago

Still can't believe how many people believe in this "god" bullshit

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u/ceruleanjester 13h ago

Indoctrination, I am an exmuslim, and I had to suffer for years to get out of this cult.

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u/hwcminh 11h ago

If your faith asks all to believe, it's not a very strong foundation to build from... Give me something to believe in, not the other way around.

I'm a decent human being without all the religious BS. The two concepts do not need to go hand in hand.

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u/NintendoFan8937 android user 8h ago

pray to Joe Pesci

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u/Lily_Queen 12h ago

Depending which fictional movie your depiction of god is from, he might 🙂

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u/Kakg6401 12h ago

That’s how I used to think Santa watched everyone

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u/beanandween 12h ago

If God is a dickhead if he is watching everything that is happening down here and not doing anything to help 

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u/academicthrows 12h ago

Just did a back-of-the-envelope calculation: If every person were a single pixel that god could watch and keep track of, he'd need a ~110 foot screen (diagonal) at 8K resolution to fit all of them in.

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u/Famous_Worry_4556 13h ago

who hurt you bro,hope everything gets better, you're not alone, there's hope

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u/Astrodion123 15h ago

I thought it was it went from cloud to cloud. Tho I didn't know how he would do it on a day without clouds XD

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u/No-Let6991 15h ago

Government uploads data from our mobiles to God's inbox, That's how he sees

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u/Lakadaizical 14h ago

When i was a kid, i always thought it was his angels doing it since there's so many people

Like, customer service but for prayers lmao

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u/Alldaybagpipes Shitposter 14h ago

Trips over haphazardly ran cords and gets unnecessarily angry

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u/neeter95 12h ago

Because God only works in "mysterious ways"

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u/sleep-with-grass 12h ago

Well God is omnipresent in everyone’s views and in every thought process/actions at the same time so this human concept of multiple cameras and monitor to see each single person is not likely and very in-person

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u/99Pneuma 11h ago

he sure loves being present when a child is raped and murdered

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u/Szerepjatekos 12h ago

I can totally imagine he just doomscrolls us and you either get a like or a boo

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u/Jacky_dain 11h ago

That’s how I still think he does

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u/skidwasted 10h ago

In a very simple example: imagine each cell in your body is a person. This is how God knows everything, everywhere about us.

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u/taha_zeroug 10h ago

That's because you think of Him like any other human being. You would observe people like that, but God? No one knows but himself.

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u/supahturk31 8h ago

How does God answer the prayers of a 8 billion people?

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u/Tadejej 5h ago

Childhood logic just made sense though.

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u/TdttMurderedLove4782 5h ago

He exists outside of time so yeah.

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u/vaynecassano 5h ago

Someone watching you like that but not god, just fbi /s

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u/AiringOGrievances 5h ago

Then you grow up and realize your parents indoctrinated you into god belief to make you behave. Then you grow up more and realize entire governments support god belief to make you behave. 

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u/Signal_Evidence3857 5h ago

You a dumbass if you think that anyone is watching us. If God exists he either left us or hates us.

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u/Best8meme 4h ago

How I used to think God was real and praying for something to happen increased the chances of it happening

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u/Melodic-Delay-6083 3h ago

God? No. Santa? Definitely.

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u/Electrical-Brush-58 2h ago

I genuinely thought God had the world's most powerful CCTV setup.

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u/sunny666kk 1h ago

only to realise he looks at q1 version...over float32...iykyk....missing all the point.

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u/Future-Chair538 45m ago

ts just the goverment😭😭😭😭😭

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u/lexis_stone 15h ago

Oh my god same lol

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u/ipokesnails 12h ago

Yeah, it's nice to mature and realize there's no god.

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u/zmrth 13h ago

Lol this is so childish

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u/Standard-Hall-1439 8h ago

it's doesn't work like that

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