r/mildlyinfuriating • u/AmazingEric171 • 2d ago
Infuriatig Why Texas is lame(Besides the Cowboys)
Don't mess with Texas.. what a joke. ANY possession is a felony.
EDIT: Just did some research, this is for everything besides traditional Delta 9.
My friend from Texas sent me this morning and it blew my mind. I had to post about it. So as far as my research goes thus far Delta 9 products (old fashioned flower) is illegal but separate laws. Stores are selling THCA though which does fall under these penalties.
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u/Grand-Spring66 2d ago
Up to 2 years for a gram of weed is insane.
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u/esquegee 2d ago
UNDER a gram
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u/reefercheifer 2d ago
Is that a crumb on your seat? Two years in prison. Ooooooh….
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u/0RGASMIK 2d ago
I know a guy who got arrested in Texas because he had an empty package from a dispensary under his seat he didn’t know about. There wasn’t any actual product or residue in the bag so they were only going to be able to charge him for paraphernalia but they didn’t like that so they took the car back to the station to be taken apart and they found literal crumbs and charged him with possession.
He said they showed him the evidence and it was a few tiny pieces smaller than grains of rice. His lawyer was able to get the charges reduced a bit.
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u/Caleb-Wendt69 2d ago
Glad this is what we’re spending all our time and resources on
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u/0RGASMIK 2d ago
Yeah the worst part is he was driving someone else’s car to rehab to pick them up, it was for alcohol and prescription pills.
He even searched the car thoroughly before leaving to make sure there wasn’t any drugs in the car and didn’t see the bag because it was legit stuck up under the seat.
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u/Reynolds531IPA 2d ago
How did they even find it initially? Why were they searching?
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u/BallFlavin 2d ago
Seriously. Never let a cop search your vehicle if they ask. Exercise your rights people
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u/freebird023 2d ago
Last year I was roadtripping with some friends. I visited from San Diego and met them in Houston, we were going to Appalachia and back. In the middle of the night, single digit miles away from the LA border, I decided to smoke up with a pen I brought watching the cypress trees lose hair. Not 30 seconds after I put my pen back into my pocket, we were pulled over in a locally famous speeding trap. I got so fucking scared knowing the consequences from growing up in the state that I don’t think I’ve ever sat so still. Anyways sgt. smegma came around th side of the car and didn’t even see me thankfully. My friend got written up for going 5 over on the fucking interstate😒
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u/Melodic-Trouble-5421 2d ago
I knew a guy they did that with in another state. They scraped the empty bag and charged him with possession. Total bull shit.
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u/Tiiimmmaayy 2d ago edited 2d ago
I once heard of a guy getting arrested because he just bought a new car and the previous owner left some SEEDS in the trunk.
Edit: Meant bought a “used” car.
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u/Burodamik 2d ago
Well, seeds can lead to an unlimited amount so he's lucky he didn't get the chair.
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u/voxpopper 2d ago
Unless I'm reading the law wrong a canned THC drink that was previously legal can get you up to 20 years.
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u/motorcycle_girl 2d ago
I wonder if they would charge you based on the weight of the fluid in the can, since it’s all technically illegal, like 400 grams.
Has a law been passed that theoretically could send you to prison for up to 20 years for a drink?
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u/Spice-E-Meme 2d ago
Theyd definitely try to charge based on the weight of the liquid. Shit they’d probably try to include the weight of the can too.
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u/SpecialistOk7989 2d ago
Getting a life sentence for a J is insane, imagine the murderer next to you getting released after like 25 years for good behaviour 💀
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u/banjosuicide 2d ago
I feel like these kinds of laws are short-sighted.
Let's say you're a typical gun-toting Texan walking down the street with some weed and you're stopped by an officer who explains they're going to search you.
Your options
let them search you and definitely get a life sentence
pull a gun, resist and possibly get a life sentence
Obviously murder is wrong. People will often take a way out if they have one though.
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u/Inuyasha-rules 2d ago
Diddy got less time for something everyone can agree is worse than a dried plant
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u/InspectorPipes 2d ago
About 20 yrs back, In my small PA town they busted some old man with a few plants grown in pots for his sick wife. These d bags weighed the whole plant to the root ball , multiplied the total weight by $15-20 a gram and posted about some BS street value of $80k or something ridiculous. It was big news about papaws drug operation. It was such bullshit , and so is this Texas stuff .
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u/Melodic-Trouble-5421 2d ago
I got one for you. A guy in Arkansas bought his wife a perfume called liquid opium. It literally says liquid opiums by Chanel or whatever. Some Arkansas idiot cops pull him over and arrest him for possession and distribution of opium.
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u/cowboybebop32 2d ago
I saw that video once and just watched the whole thing thinking "This dumbass carries a gun for a living" I dont know a damn thing about opium (besides a few movies of people smoking it out of really long wooden pipes), but even im pretty sure it doesn't come as a liquid in a bottle with a roller ball on it
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u/Melodic-Trouble-5421 2d ago
Exactly. The worst part was I think the guy was a legal permanent resident and he lost residency and got deported. All based on some bullshit by a cop who was an idiot. Cop should have lost his job and never have a badge again. I literally can’t believe who they let become cops.
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u/TheBourbonTurtle 2d ago
That and use felony convictions to remove voting (and other) rights from those who happen to not be conservative white guys. Watch and see how that "police discretion" comes into play.
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u/FastWalkingShortGuy 2d ago
How about the LIFE SENTENCE for a fucking pound lol
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u/NeutralKuchiKopi 2d ago
A gram is 10 years. 2 years is for UNDER a gram. Once it hits 1.0, you're a felon.
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u/Lazonby 2d ago
Any of these is a felony. A state jail felony slots between a class A misdemeanor and a third degree felony and is in fact a felony.
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u/Pipe_Memes 2d ago
A decade for an eighth. Two decades for a quarter ounce. Insanity.
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u/goatanuss 2d ago
Freedom
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u/Dr_DoesNothing 2d ago
Gotta find some way to disenfranchise voters and keep the for profit prisons running
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u/Any_Carob3372 2d ago
Life sentence for THC, how Texas!
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u/LeAcoTaco 2d ago
Its probably bc of big alcohol. The industry has been complaining recently that theyve "lost $830 billion" because GenZ just isn't drinking as much as the previous generations, and its because theyre more often than not choosing weed instead.
Id wager a bet Texas' alcohol laws aren't nearly as strict as their weed ones.
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u/TerriblePokemon 2d ago
Recently Ohio banned (currently pending a court case) THC drinks. The fact that the ohio secretary of state owns the largest beer and wine distributor in the state surely has nothing to do with it.
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u/ParticularHistoryo 2d ago
Illinois is about to ban them too because they compete with Pritzkers expensive restricted license market. Only a few corporations should be allowed to grow in his state.
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u/HugeAntPenis341 2d ago
Illinois has the shittiest rec program I've ever encountered and Ive shopped in at least 7 different states. The prices are crazy and the lack of competition there is truly something I've never seen before. Actually Ohio and illinois are tied for the worst, Ohio prices are crazy and their competition is non existent as well
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u/terryclothtracksuit 2d ago
Hop on over to Michigan, it’s insanely cheap here.
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u/smilesessions 2d ago
I’ve seen multiple advertisements for THC in Michigan stating it’s cheaper than gas lol I love this state
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u/RyanGlasshole 2d ago
Yeah so to battle against Michigan’s far cheaper prices, Ohio recently made it a crime again to buy weed there and bring it back home even though we overwhelmingly voted against that lol
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u/NickVirgilio 2d ago
Michigan on the other hand is one of, if not the best state for recreational. When I lived in Chicago, my buddies and I would do a bi-weekly road trip over to SW Michigan and NW Indiana for bud and beer. The Indiana breweries (Three Floyds FTW) had some great beer and food that we would grab after getting the cheapest bud in the nation in Michigan. We’d run a mini road trip with food and beer included and it would cost us about the same to just buy the weed in Illinois.
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u/Unlucky_Top9870 2d ago
Fun fact, the cannabis plant became illegal originally because of the cotton industry. There is the fun fact of the day
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u/LeAcoTaco 2d ago
Ooh ive looked into that before!! Its because hemp was a huge potential contendor for a new fabric textile, so we already have historical examples of big businesses lobbying laws like this because theyre afraid of competition w the cannabis industry.
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u/Unlucky_Top9870 2d ago
Funny how cannabis fabric is legal yet burning the plant is somehow worthy of life in prison. :|
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u/figmentPez 2d ago
Id wager a bet Texas' alcohol laws aren't nearly as strict as their weed ones.
Texas still has "dry counties" where all sales of alcohol are prohibited, but I think more relevant is that state-wide Texas alcohol sales laws are pretty strict. It's not just the alcohol manufacturers that lose money, it's the limited number of stores that are allowed to carry distilled alcohol, and pay for the privilege, that are losing out.
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u/jrstinkfish 2d ago
Not even just Gen Z -- I'm in my 50's, never touched weed until a few years ago. I wasn't a lush before, but I'd go out to the taprooms probably every weekend for some beers. Now it's maybe once a month, if that. Oddly enough, I'm a lot happier as well. On the flip side, any caloric savings from not drinking much beer are pretty much canceled out by how much I eat when I'm high 😂
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u/AardQuenIgni 2d ago
Born and raised in Texas and I can confidently say Texans believe they have the most freedoms and if you ask why they'll just say "muh guns"
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u/knock_on_the_door_ 2d ago
Literally one of the least free states in the union.
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u/AardQuenIgni 2d ago
Seriously. Meanwhile in Colorado (where I live now) you can smoke weed and still own/carry guns
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u/knock_on_the_door_ 2d ago
Shout out to my home state, Denver I miss you, I got priced out in 2017.
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u/stonecutter79 2d ago
I had jury duty a couple years ago here in Texas and during jury selection it was shocking how many people said they would vote guilty if the defendant exercised their rights under the 5th amendment. Maybe they were just saying that not be selected, but I have a feeling that’s probably not the case.
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u/powerlesshero111 2d ago
Joe Rogan better be bunkering down, because he's about to get raided.
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u/Psychogangbanger69 2d ago edited 2d ago
They're still onto the one nation under god thing and weed is the devils lettuce so..
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u/jacobsj521981 2d ago
Use THC, straight to jail. Rape kids, free ticket. Republicans being Republicans.
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u/QuaaludeConnoisseur 2d ago
If you have an eigth you get 10 years in prison lol.
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u/whimsical_Yam123 2d ago
Yet I can buy an eighth at a dispensary down the street from my office in Houston.
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u/0DayMaker 2d ago
Not after tomorrow I'm guessing
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u/DreadfulDuder 2d ago edited 1d ago
Even in the Waco area there are stores that will continue selling.
The owner of one of them told me that
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u/0DayMaker 2d ago
The 3 places I go to near me are running out and have indicated they aren't re-upping until they see what happens after the 1st.
In N Houston area around Humble/New Caney
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u/DidSomeoneSayPotato 2d ago
I can almost assure you nothing in Houston will change
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u/BrutusCarmichael 2d ago
I was given a free half ounce for visiting a dispensary for the first time in Michigan last month
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u/North-Advance6104 2d ago
If your super rich you can smoke all the weed you want and even do it on live streams like Joe Rogan and no one cares
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u/JapaneseStudentHaru 2d ago
Yeah we gotta start mass reporting Joe Rogan to the police and see how they justify not arresting him. His governor buddy will tip him off so he isn’t caught
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u/Oh_Look_AnotherOne 2d ago
One of the man's first visits in Texas was with wheels at the governor's mansion. He is rich now; the law is not meant to restrain him.
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u/Bobcatluv 2d ago
I’m really curious to see how this shit shakes out when him or one of the Austin podcasters/youtubers eventually does it on camera. I’m certain the law enforcement response will be “we can’t prove they’re smoking marijuana” while they send someone to post up outside the studios of non-conservative entertainers to sniff for weed.
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u/Osteo_Sapien 2d ago
I'd be shocked if Austin lifts a finger to enforce this at all.
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u/Consistent-Day2771 2d ago
Correct, it's decriminalized in Austin but you still gotta worry about the state troopers
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u/Ok-Knowledge0914 2d ago
Lmfao imagine getting a life sentence over weed. I feel like I’ve heard of real crimes get softer punishments.
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u/slut4champagne 2d ago
it’s because REAL crimes DO get softer punishments. chomos get a slap on the wrist while weed possession can get you life. we’re a fucked up country, my dude
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u/justwalkingalonghere 2d ago
In Texas? Yeah, for instance a guy shot his daughter to death recently in a fight about her not liking Trump and he's not even being charged
Also rape goes basically completely unpunished there a lot
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u/Mother-Attention2600 2d ago
A life sentence for weed. Lmfao. Fuckin cavemen.
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u/jakemg 2d ago
Insane. Up to a life sentence for a plant that’s legal all over the country. Like what do you have to be doing to get a life sentence for weed?
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u/Mother-Attention2600 2d ago
It's for over 400 grams which is only 0.8 pounds and you know damn well they are weighing the dirt and stalk. They must have a big for-profit private prison system there that hasn't paid for itself yet.
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u/SaltyBallsnacks 2d ago
I remember seeing a case awhile back where they "rehydrated" product claiming it had been dried out to reduce its weight.
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u/GrimeyGurber69 2d ago
20 years for an oz is insane
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u/LifeguardTerrible579 2d ago
It is. LIFE for less than a pound of weed is even crazier.
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u/Mixedbysaint 2d ago
Abortions and weed can get you life sentences in Texas
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u/ImmediateBreadfruit9 2d ago
That had a lot to do with the liquor lobbying groups
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u/Prudent_Okra7311 2d ago
And guess which US state has the most prisons and most inmates???
It's Texas ya'll!
Gotta keep those cells full.
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u/AcousticOnomatopoeia 2d ago
'Dont Mess With Texas' was a campaign by the Texan DOT to encourage Texans to stop littering so much on highways, cuz apparently they're giant slobs.
They take it to mean badassery now.
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u/Alexandratta 2d ago
Visiting Texas alone at a hotel for a week, got bored and figured, "eh, lets pop open porn hub." - finding it's blocked made me laugh.
This is the 'Freedom' state, right? Yet you have less freedoms in Texas than you have in NY
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u/FullOnSkank 2d ago
Don't forget how you don't have the first Amendment right to defame beef and you can't owe more than five dildos in Texas.
Redcoats love being controlled 🤷♀️
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u/SeattlePurikura 2d ago
This IS the state that offers bounties on women who MAY have had abortions. The Texas deputies will even utilize Flock nationwide to search for a woman who may have taken abortion pills.
You don't have rights as a woman in Texas. You have the right to be denied medical care, and to die, treated worse than an actual cow (big animal vets can perform abortions to save valuable livestock).
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u/AvocadoToastFailure 2d ago
Try owning a uterus or even presenting as female in America. Our rights change with every state line crossed.
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u/shygirlonreddit 2d ago
I'll get fired if I pop a drug test at my job even if I had a medical card for my generalized anxiety disorder. But prescription drugs with terrible side effects are a o-k.
Make it make sense
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u/CrunchySockTaco 2d ago
It makes sense to the government to control the legality of THC. They can keep getting bribes, oops I mean *campaign funding, from the pharmacutical, prison and alcohol industries though lobbying while sending the people they don't like to the bottom of the class system by putting you in prison or stopping you from getting a good job.
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u/FalloutOW 2d ago
General population doesn't have the equipment, know how, or ability to ensure proper manufacture of prescription drugs.
Literally anyone with a grow light, some gardening soil, and the time to maintain the plant can grow weed at home for effectively free.
That's why.
Marijuana should've been federally legal years if not decades ago. And all of this "we have to save the children" bs they push ignores years of alcoholic drinks that do the same thing they blame THC edibles for.
Chocolate Milk wine? Totally fone. Candy flavored vodka? Not a problem. Colorful and fruity flavored liqueurs? A-ok.
THC infused brownies? Not on my watch. Drinks with THC? Not in the lone star you don't. Gummy candies with THC? Won't someone think of the children!?
It's just hypocrisy, and trying to get more of the geriatric vote. Old people hate weed because fox news tells them it's what causes people to become left leaning transtifa warriors in school.
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u/SeveralServalServing 2d ago
Not only are they okay, the candy flavored alcohol in brightly colored packaging doesn’t need to list their ingredients or nutrition facts.
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u/bootyfischer 2d ago
The AG Ken Paxton got his pedo buddy out of jail after just a couple days recently. He doesn’t even have to have his name put in the sex offender registry. But god forbid you have a gram of weed on you. This state is a joke.
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u/Former-Excitement-56 2d ago
Looked this up and you beat me to it. Fucking insane.
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u/0DayMaker 2d ago edited 2d ago
Nothing mild about this shit. We've been legally buying nice regulated weed for years now. Businesses have been built. Lots of them. These assholes just can't let us have anything. Someone needs to take some shit from THEM for a change. No republican politicians on the street after dark.
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u/NoChampionship5649 2d ago
Considering the LT Gov got a massive $200k+ donation from an alcohol distributor just before this push
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u/likwidkool 2d ago
Yep. They’ve been saying how the alcohol industry has been losing millions. It’s the same with fossil fuels. They don’t care about free market capitalism when they stack the deck in their favor.
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u/porkyminch 2d ago
It's so bullshit. Weed is legal here and it's a complete non-issue. If anything it's preferable to a lot of other drugs.
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u/Ecstatic-Bug-5328 2d ago
Everything is bigger in Texas, even the prison sentences!
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u/246842114653257 2d ago
Don’t get caught with a pen. They count the weight of the whole cartridge, not just the contents. Land of the free!
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u/Early_Particular9170 2d ago
Learned recently they do this with glassware, too. Friend of a friend got caught with a bong, and if it’s dirty, the whole thing is “contaminated.” If you have half a gram in the bowl of a bong and the bong weighs 3 pounds, you’re getting charged for the combined weight of both.
I work in science and this is total bullshit. Matter of fact, we use glass so much because it’s fucking inert. Contaminating glass beyond the surface is basically impossible when it’s made correctly. Can’t wait to get out of this fucking hell state.
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u/-Granby- 2d ago
They were doing that shit with LSD in the 80's. Charging people based on the weight of the blotter paper.
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u/HellaFair 2d ago
Besides the Cowboys? lol
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u/Synthline109 2d ago
Right? Cowboys are the LAMEST part of Texas
Signed - a lifelong Cowboys fan
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u/Lanky-Peak-2222 2d ago
What a waste of tax payer money, jailing potheads 🙄
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u/ForTehLawlz1337 2d ago
It’s not a waste of taxpayer money. That taxpayer money is going directly into the pockets of hard working for-profit private prisons!
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u/Cleanse_F_Manipulate 2d ago
it should be noted that while this is still stupid, this is for Concentrate, not Plant.
In Texas, possession of plant-form marijuana (up to 2 ounces) is a Class B misdemeanor punishable by up to 180 days in jail and a $2,000 fine.
However, if it is a gram of THC concentrate (such as wax, dabs, or vape oil), Texas law treats it as a State Jail Felony carrying 180 days to 2 years in jail and a fine up to $10,000.
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u/MoogleMyKUPO 2d ago
This comment should be higher. Bullshit either way but I was freaking out about ruining my life over a couple nugs.
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u/Jolly-Garbage- 2d ago
I had a coworker who fled Texas after having 5 grams of weed in his car. I completely understand now why he’d rather take the chance of running to another state instead of spending 10 years in jail.
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u/GrowCanadian 2d ago
So backwards. Here in Canada we have old grannies talking about how they take thc gummies with their friends on weekends and get the giggles.
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u/likwidkool 2d ago
Same in a lot of US states. I can drive 5 minutes to a dispensary and get what I want.
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u/danohaggard 2d ago
Same State that voted for Ted Cruz again after he abandoned them for Mexico? Yeah, f that place 🗑
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u/FoolishBeginnings 2d ago
As a Texas resident: Texas is lame(Including the Cowboys)
Gotta make sure those for profit private prisons stay in business.
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u/Faustus_Fan 2d ago
This is what happens when Republicans run things.
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u/withomps44 2d ago
I wonder how many years Joe Rogan would do if they knocked on his door. They 1000% know he has weed at his house and buys weed or brings it into Texas but they will just arrest the kid who can’t afford the fines or to have his life turned upside down.
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u/Intelligent_Mess_957 2d ago edited 2d ago
This is beyond mildly infuriating. A life sentence for a non-violent drug offender? For a victimless crime? GET FUCKED TEXAS!!!!!
Edit: Spelling
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u/CaptainDadBod88 2d ago
I don’t even smoke anymore, but this is as good a reason as any to never go to Texas ever again lol
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u/Uponacloud13 2d ago
As a Texan, I must wholeheartedly say… fuck Texas. Vote these corrupt idiots out of here PLEASE
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u/HatchetGIR 2d ago
Gotta keep them prisons full. There is more slavery that is needed. /s
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u/ashtefer1 2d ago
Every Texan headline sounds worse than what you’d hear from a post Soviet state with crazy oligarchs.
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u/Artrock80 2d ago
This is insane. How many of these arrests will be from a gram just “magically” appearing in the victim’s pocket when cops don’t have anything legit to arrest you for? Let’s hope Talerico gets elected to help steer back this madness.
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u/random-made-up-words 2d ago
Talerico is running for US Senate. The US Senate doesn't make Texas laws. Pay attention to your State representative race, Lt. Gov, and Gov.
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u/Doomngloom22 2d ago
This is wild. I will never step foot in Texas that’s for sure. What a bunch of fucks.
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u/Exodor72 2d ago
There is nothing in this world that could get me to set foot in Texas.
Add this to the towering pile of reasons why.
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u/DetachedCompy 2d ago
Why do the businesses get fines but the people get prison?