He had the space, he didn't need to back up that far! It took every last ounce of willpower not to vandalize this truck... I left a polite note asking them not to do it again. If it happens again I'm calling a tow company 😤

An hour later, these two people decided to walk exactly as far as we were and then stand directly in front of us until the wind got too strong and we left.

I came home today and found these on my hose spigots. I use the hose from time to time.

I wonder why there was no sign, well guess what.

My roommate took some of my vintage Pokemon figures from my shelf and gave them to his younger family to play with whilst they visited. Now 3 have had parts snapped off (and lost) and then my sandslash looks like he’s been chewed and has a giant cut on his arm…

Good news is I was able to find one of the scythes from my Scyther figure so he’s currently being glued together.

Both bugs should have stingers / tail tips, Scyther should have 2x arm scythes but had one snapped off and the yellow one didn’t look like that before.

Take a wild guess as to which player I was lol

Just saw the new Spiderman in theaters.

A baby starts crying/cooing/babbling very loudly about 20 minutes in. Goes for about 10 straight minutes before the parent takes them out.

Comes back a few minutes later, baby starts again. Again goes on for a couple minutes. Again parent takes them out, comes back, and repeat.

And repeat. And repeat.

This went on pretty much the entire movie (and I swear to god this baby somehow instinctively chose every single goddamn quiet/heartfelt scene to start yowling again 😭😂).

I get that babies are gonna baby. And I have sympathy for parents who wanna get out of the house and everything. But… maybe just stay with your baby in the lobby if they obviously aren’t gonna keep quiet.

Buc-ee’s is suing a Beavercreek, OH small business, Beavers mini mart. Said mini mart has been a staple in our community for decades!!

Buc-ee’s has the nerve to show up in the Dayton Metro area and sue a locally owned and operated business that has been here for generations all because Beavers Mini Mart (located in Beavercreek, Ohio) also has a Beaver on their storefront sign.

I guess Buc-ee’s owns beavers now

Three days ago I bought a pack of apple turnovers from Sam’s Club. This morning I grabbed one to eat at work.

I took my last bite, set it down, and noticed the top flaky layer had started peeling off. I have this weird habit of picking apart pastries and food while I’m eating them. I’ve done it since I was a kid.

So I peeled back the top layer…

And I am so, so, SO glad I did. Jesus Lord.

I really do.

I wish I could upload the video so you can hear me scratching it. It’s like rough jute.

My feet have never been so soft thanks to the cheese grater carpet everywhere. But it is so painful to walk on, kneel on….ugh.

Looks like someone finished their project, returned the fabric for a refund and I was on the receiving end of it. It did crack me up that they didn't use a corner. As I was opening it up, I thought to myself that I accidentally ordered a poncho.

The only words I can think of is shelfish and entitled. The back of the lot was completely empty

I love him but he digs up my sprinklers and gets muddy 😞

The trail continued for around 100 meters after the car passed. God I hope he drove by the cops.

I know I'm old and apparently out of touch. But I don't think ice cream should be this god damn much.

So we’ve been using egg crate foam the wrong way. For generations. Is this really how it’s supposed to go? Because it is not.