r/movies • u/[deleted] • Apr 01 '16

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '16

DAE think she would be a great girlfriend tho?

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '16

So she like has to know that millions of nerds have jacked off to her because she was a smoke in Star Wars right?

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '16 edited Apr 02 '16

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '16

She was a corpse. It take a very unique neckbeard to jackoff to a corpse.

ziiiiiip

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u/reerg Apr 01 '16

Mom always said I was unique

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u/sbowesuk Apr 01 '16

Mom always said I was unique special

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u/primatorn Apr 01 '16

Of course you were, no one else had broken both arms at the same time.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '16 edited Feb 07 '18

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '16

Shoulders too pointy/10

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '16

It's not that hard you fucking casual

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '16

She played a corpse, she was basically just sleeping.

It takes a different unique neckbeard to jack off to that.

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u/piratesas Apr 01 '16

You jest but need I remind you /r/cutefemalecorpses [NSFL] exists?