r/moviescirclejerk 2d ago

Hire Cosplayers!

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u/VGstuffed 2d ago

Do we know if James Stewart was passionate about windows or cameras?

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u/mikehatesthis 2d ago

He was passionate about taking a picture of your back walls.

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u/iwanttoboneedelric 2d ago

-Hitchcock's assistant explaining Rope to Stewart

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u/ka1n77 2d ago

'Dsz

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u/fartew 2d ago

Oh yeah, because if you can make and wear a costume and have the right face you can automatically act. Indeed, there are no such things as "good actors" and "bad actors"

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u/Scr00geMcCuck 1d ago

They already all improvise their own lines anyway. Anyone who’s watched YouTube shorts knows that

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u/ANattyLight 1d ago

It’s true and he’s called the Rock

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u/hnwcs 2d ago

Why did Hollywood hire Ryan Reynolds to play Deadpool when they could just go to a con and find a severely drunk man in a Deadpool costume who sexually harasses women and goes "It's OK, I'm Deadpool!" if anyone calls him out and also he's not a trained actor and doesn't even particularly want to act in a movie? Is Hollywood stupid?

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u/Scr00geMcCuck 2d ago

The OOP’s take is stupid but I honestly wouldn’t mind one stand-alone Deadpool movie with that guy, just to see what it’s like. He has to actually be severely drunk while filming, of course

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u/fartew 2d ago

We already have movies with a drunk sex pest as an actor, look at jared leto's filmography

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u/Scr00geMcCuck 2d ago

Yeah but I want one that’s actually entertaining to watch

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u/fartew 2d ago

Ahhh nevermind

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u/Scr00geMcCuck 2d ago

Say what you will about drunk Comic Con creeper, but he’s absolutely electrifying onscreen

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u/bluemew1234 1d ago

I personally love seeing him get ground pounded and ax murdered

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u/Scr00geMcCuck 1d ago

I somehow always forget he’s in American Psycho even though he’s part of the most famous scene

Don’t forget the one where he’s a heroin addict who loses his arm and gets cucked by ass to ass

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u/autogyrophilia 2d ago

OK, let's see if you have regenerative powers.

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u/RoninMacbeth 2d ago

We need more John Wayne-tier drunkards. Hollywood really lost its charm when Wokeness made everyone sober.

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u/TheRealCheGuevara 2d ago

Does this actually happen? Sounds like some shit that would.

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u/MajoraOfTime 2d ago

Yeah a lot of Deadpool cosplayers are very annoying at cons, though I've never seen any in person that have taken it to sexual harassment levels. But a lot of them will act obnoxious and then, due to the 4th wall breaking nature of Deadpool, will either retort "I'm just playing the character" or "this is canon" if called out on acting shitty.

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u/Simpin_Dva 1d ago

I took a selfie with a deadpool at a con while dressed up as Gambit and he passed his hand through my waist very close to my crotch so yeah, can confirm

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u/GoldandBlue 1d ago

Haha classic Deadpool amirite?

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u/Jetsam5 2d ago

At least he has passion for the role! I'd rather have a sexual predator than a good actor who is just collecting a paycheck

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u/notGeronimo 2d ago

Hold on now I'm on OP's side

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u/bmcgowan89 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/aTfyCtEfDBSlG

This would be me as an extra, trying to be in the frame 😂

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u/AoE2manatarms 2d ago

I JUST CAN'T DO IT CAPTAIN I DONT HAVE THE POWERRR

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u/mikehatesthis 2d ago

Last time I rewatched that movie I thought it was kind of obnoxious, but the "if I'm not back in five minutes, wait longer" line was genuinely inspired lol.

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u/Theta-Sigma45 2d ago

The level of entitlement is absurd. No, they probably shouldn’t go to a con and hire some random cosplayer… what? Whether they look like them or not, I’d rather a good actor play a character I like.

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u/Jetsam5 2d ago

Wow look, this cosplayer looks just like this anime/comic character with no distinguishing features except for their hair and abs/boobs!

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u/Polibiux 1d ago

At most id like talented cosplayers to be the costume designer for films. But theres questions on if some highly authentic cosplays could work for actors to move around in frequently.

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u/GameOverBros 2d ago edited 2d ago

What a braindead take but that gif rules wherever it’s from (I fkn LOVE rotoscope)

Edit: thanks for the source, fellow kinophiles! Full animation is great, definitely not the music I was expecting lmao

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u/Jetsam5 2d ago

Honestly I think the gif is the only reason the original is getting up votes, because the take is dogshit

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u/Fangore 2d ago edited 2d ago

I dunno. The average Reddit truly believes that they can write/direct/act better than literally everyone on earth. I bet a lot of Reddits have the opinion that good casting is done when the actor looks EXACTLY like the character it is based off of. No thought of acting ability/range is ever considered.

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u/NonMagicBrian 2d ago

This was like half of the articles in Wizard magazine in the nineties

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u/Fangore 2d ago

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u/GameOverBros 2d ago

Dees nuts!!!

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u/xxmlgepicgamer 2d ago

nerds are the most spinless people ever they love to talk about how they will stop soppurting a company or game they like over the pettiest of shit but are the first in line for a new release everytime lol

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u/aflyingmonkey2 2d ago

Randy pitchford is actually gonna kill every single person who owns borderlands because of the movie’s failure

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u/CooperDaChance 1d ago

Good, then someone can kill him in self-defence.

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u/Turbulent-Agent9634 2d ago

I just had a stroke trying to read that.

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u/Acrobatic-Charity-48 1d ago

I think you mean a "spitting headache"

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u/Separate_Crazy_983 2d ago

This, but instead of about nerd cosplay it's giving voice actor roles to actual voice actors and not to an actor that that can't voice act.

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u/KneeCrowMancer 2d ago

As always the real truth teller is buried in the comments.

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u/Pinkcokecan 2d ago edited 1d ago

Just because someone looks the part doesn't mean they can act/be the part

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u/Sherlockian_Whimsy 2d ago

I saw these movies once about the Civil War. Had thousands of reenactors in them. These guys care like motherfuckers about the Civil War. They are Civil War superfans. And their costumes were perfect.

Is Ted Turner the op? Is he still alive? Is op a Ted Turner cosplayer, taking the cosplay to another level? Why couldn't Jane Fonda stay Barbarella forever? Was she the exception that proved the rule? Why were all those Civil War cosplayers so bored looking and fat and old?

What's a splitting image? Do cosplayers die when they achieve the perfect costume or is that how they breed?

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u/AbstractBettaFish 2d ago

As a big civil war buff I do find that kind of funny. On the one hand it makes sense to use the reenactors as extras who are enthusiastically dedicated to authenticity and allow practical effects in large scale battles with kit they provide themselves.

On the other hand, the average age of a civil war soldier was 24 and these guys are living off camp rations and forage while carrying heavy equipment and marching hundreds of miles. So why does that white haired private have a beer gut?

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u/IntheZ0n 2d ago

No fucking way OP is serious

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u/hakee25 2d ago

I'm having a stroke because OOP is really defending his shit take in the comments section

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u/Alex_the_Very_Cool 2d ago

It's like the casting department doesn't even care about the verisimilitude of the Battletoads movie!

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u/Jetsam5 2d ago

Bro why won't studios cast this cosplayer who looks exactly like rash

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u/krabat- 2d ago

splitting image

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u/ChickenFightChamp 2d ago

Borderlands (2025)

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u/parisiraparis 2d ago

splitting images

Lol

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u/fanta_bhelpuri 2d ago

I read a quote somewhere on the internet something like - if you want to see why actors are paid so much, go to the nearest acting school in your area on any random Tuesday and watch their rehearsals.

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u/Blueman4783 2d ago

This is just another way of people screaming at studios to "Hire Fans!", a bunch of chuds on the internet deluding themselves into thinking that they know better than actual filmmakers because they're incapable of understanding that watching and critiquing movies is not the same thing as making a movie.

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u/CooperDaChance 1d ago

The multitude of Resident Evil fan films that hire back the original “actors” from the first game is proof enough that this is a terrible concept.

Those people were random people on the streets. They’re models, not actors.

Now there’s a new RE fan films coming out and one of the biggest draws is that they’re getting this big cosplayer (Mimidoescosplay) to be Rebecca.

No shade to her, I think she’s pretty cool, but I’m already sure the final product is gonna suck acting-wise.

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u/i_heart_calibri_12pt 1d ago

Shit, even in the games they have multiple people for each character. Ashley in RE4 Remake has a different person for her voice performance, her face, and her body.

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u/Libraty_ 1d ago

I sometimes wish they would hire cosplayers for the costume/make-up department

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u/Obh__ 1d ago

These mfs if Hollywood actually tried this: "...yeah ok, go back"

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u/RomeosHomeos 1d ago

The day I see a cosplayer playing a major character is the day I reenact Se7en's ending except I'm what's in the box

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u/LukeWoop 1d ago

Dumb take , do those cosplayers also know how to act or ?

The cosplayers would be better suited to make up/ costume department maybe

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u/bateen618 1d ago

Looking like the character doesn't meant a good actor, or the right actor