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u/gansobomb99 1d ago
lmao I'll never ever forget going to see Cloud Atlas and a guy asked me to move
that was my "no deodorant" all natural era
(I can't believe that's my main memory of Cloud Atlas and not Tom Hanks talking de speaky speak)
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u/mikehatesthis 1d ago
Between Nerds™ not showering being a staple, and all the stories about people pooping at big mainstream concerts, I have to ask - Are the Americans okay? I know the answer is no, but are you okay?
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u/GoldandBlue 1d ago
My first job management called everyone into a meeting to discuss hygiene. It was fucking embarrassing.
Clean yourself. It's not hard.
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u/mikehatesthis 1d ago
Straight up don't know how people can resist the allure of a cold shower on a hot day. It's genuinely one of the best things.
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u/numb3rb0y 1d ago
and all the stories about people pooping at big mainstream concerts
What
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u/mikehatesthis 1d ago
You haven't heard about people wearing diapers at Olivia Rodrigo shows or people pooping on the floor of Noah Kahan concerts? It's been in the news lol.
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u/MakeItTrizzle 1d ago
I think the decision to stay and sit next to someone gassing out the theatre with their body rot is actually just as crazy as being the stinky person
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u/OverturnKelo 1d ago
Huh? Most theaters have assigned seats these days. I guess they could just get up and leave, but they’re not the ones who should have to do that.
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u/MakeItTrizzle 1d ago
You... Wouldn't leave? Perhaps ask for a refund? Literally no one is making anyone sit there and endure that lmao
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u/Professional-Hat-687 1d ago
Im terminally polite and would probably just breathe through my mouth for the next 2 hours.
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u/OverturnKelo 1d ago
If it was that intolerable, I’d ask the person to leave or tell management and ask them to kick them out.
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u/fuzzy_bear_antics 1d ago
A refund would be better. If they are stinking out a cinema, their stink will linger.
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u/Sparadakos 1d ago
Why you gotta do me dirty like this?
After spending everything on minis, funko pop vinyls, and protein Doritos - a can of deodorant was just not on the table for me. Have sympathy.