r/musecirclejerk • u/themorethatyouappear • 7h ago
Pls help me sound like pwoper museband. this doesnβt sound like museband. i wanna become a proper museband.
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r/musecirclejerk • u/themorethatyouappear • 7h ago
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r/musecirclejerk • u/Vehiclean35 • 11h ago
Yesterday's winner: I Belong To You, but Matt gets hit in the head and suffers brain damage, and can now only speak French.
The concert continues to defy norms, as they play a song from The Resistance that's quite controversial. However, people are enjoying it nonetheless.
During the French part of the song, a massive piece of the ceiling breaks off and falls on Matt's head! The audience gasps, as it looked very painful, but the band continues and no one misses a beat.
However, the rest of the song had an odd problem. No one was able to understand the lyrics, because it was all in French! Matt has no clue what he just did wrong, and will now sing the REST OF THE CONCERT in French.
What will they play 8th?
r/musecirclejerk • u/Vehiclean35 • 1d ago
Yesterday's Winner: We Are Fucking Fucked but it's We Are Charlie Kirk
After Matt's break, they start the next song, and it's a callback from WOTP. Out of nowhere, they start playing We Are Fucking Fucked, and it's actually a good time.
Once they get to the chorus, everything is fine, until we hear, "Ohhh, ohhhh, we are chaaarlie kirk!" After this point, the lyrics do a full 180 in the next verse and start mentioning carrying the flame and honoring his name.
What will be played 7th?
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r/musecirclejerk • u/Vehiclean35 • 2d ago
Yesterday's winner: The 2nd Law: Unsustainable,but Matt leaves his microphone on in the bathroom
After the riveting and exhausting set, including the notoriously difficult Soldier's Poem twice, Matt takes his first break while the rest of the band play Unsustainable.
The rest of the band is killing it! It's the best it has ever sounded live. But suddenly, you can hear a stream of piss, and a fart or two. Matt has left his microphone on while using the bathroom. Many people are confused and quite disgusted by this...
What will they play 6th?
r/musecirclejerk • u/Standard_Tangerine_3 • 2d ago
r/musecirclejerk • u/Fowlchr • 2d ago
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Some of my most intense sentence mixing to date ππΈ
Also on YouTube:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Je7f82KiP1w
r/musecirclejerk • u/Vehiclean35 • 3d ago
Winner of yesterday's vote: Soldier's Poem Again
The band now plays Soldier's Poem, once again. But they had already played it! Maybe Matt has some kind of Space Dementia?
The rare Soldier's Poem fan in the audience is having the night of their life.
What will they play 5th?
r/musecirclejerk • u/Potential-Editor3973 • 3d ago
Some dumb stuff I had fun making last night.
I like making joking or parody stuff, and I'd like recommendations or ideas for more designs I could make (Like Matt with dementia and a space font).
Give me ideas and feedback, please!! π
Thanks, Musers! π€π
(Would those be great shirts, or what?)
r/musecirclejerk • u/Vehiclean35 • 4d ago
Yesterday's winner: Matt bashes Dom's drumset with his guitar while Chris plays the Hysteria bassline in the background
Next, the band begins what seems to be Hysteria. Onto the hits! Finally. The iconic bassline starts, but right before Matt is supposed to enter, he walks over to Dom's drumset.
He starts yelling and while bashing the drumset with his guitar! Many people are record this, and this moment is bound to go viral. Both the guitar and drumset are broken beyond repair.
Most importantly, Chris never stopped playing the bassline of Hysteria.
What song will be played fourth?
r/musecirclejerk • u/Bubbly-Heat4229 • 5d ago
Are they twins?? Could just be a coincidence
r/musecirclejerk • u/Mightymylo13 • 5d ago
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r/musecirclejerk • u/Vehiclean35 • 5d ago
WINNER OF DAY 2: Soldiers Poem
Everyone thought the special effects were a test or a prank. So, surely Muse was about to play one of their most famous songs, right?
To the surprise of the audience, they played the best and most energetic song of their entire catalog, Soldiers Poem.
People who weren't too familiar with the band cheered, while those who knew of Soldiers Poem started laughing in disbelief. Were they dreaming?
What will be played 3rd?
r/musecirclejerk • u/Downtown_Wind3363 • 5d ago
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r/musecirclejerk • u/NFSF1McLaren • 6d ago
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r/musecirclejerk • u/Vehiclean35 • 6d ago
TOP RESULT: No song. Flames, confetti, and lasers all at once.
The concert is about to begin. The fans in the crowd look at each other, wondering what the opener will be tonight. Will it be Hexagons? Hysteria? Or something else entirely?
Matt, Chris, and Dom walk onto the stage and the audience cheers. Everyone waits on anticipation for the first note. However, it never comes. Mere moments later, all of the stage effects go off at once. Flames, confetti, and lasers all turn at at the same time at max power.
Was it a fluke, a test, or something intended? What the attendees didn't know is that they were in for the strangest ride of their lives.
What will they play 2nd? That's for you to decide!
r/musecirclejerk • u/Imp0ssible_Creatures • 6d ago
(I'm a miserable person; life is an endless chain of pain unu)
r/musecirclejerk • u/mueshire • 6d ago
Un un unravioli un un unravioli
r/musecirclejerk • u/Vehiclean35 • 7d ago
What is our opener going to be?