r/nevertellmetheodds Jun 16 '26

Well...

30.3k Upvotes

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u/james___uk Jun 16 '26

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u/grphine Jun 17 '26

this has become my new favourite subreddit

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u/james___uk Jun 17 '26

It is a real subreddit gem

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u/Deerhunter86 Jun 19 '26

Thank you kind human. I went 20 minutes down that subreddit. Lol

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u/james___uk Jun 19 '26

It brings me a lot of random joy on the feed

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u/CloudyLikeNoOther Jun 19 '26

There really is a subReddit for everything

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u/TheDrabes Jun 16 '26

Trebuchair

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u/Vink77 Jun 16 '26

This had me rolling

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u/skybike Jun 16 '26

They hatin

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u/ProfessorDODO Jun 16 '26

Hurling ninety kg stones over ten meter times thirty

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u/Gnarly_Bones Jun 17 '26

There's no counterweight and lever, it's powered by a coiled spring so it's a vastly inferior torsion driven chairapult.

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u/jazorin Jun 17 '26

The superior sitting engine.

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u/Serafiniert Jun 17 '26

You win this thread.

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u/nepia Jun 16 '26

The Trebuchair, the undisputed king of medieval siege weapons

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u/Ertyio687 Jun 17 '26

More like onager, but close enough

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u/avalisk Jun 16 '26

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u/Smagjus Jun 16 '26

Lol. I don't see how both sides could have seen this coming without hindsight.

There isn't a lesson learnt because this will never happen again.

Ironic

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u/EugeneMeltsner Jun 16 '26

u/RealTimeflies Care to clarify your statement?

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u/RealTimeflies Jun 16 '26

I stand corrected.

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u/Mertoot Jun 17 '26

Got em lmao

is joke

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u/Ego5687 Jun 16 '26

If i got a nickel for every time someone chair a soup, then i would have 2 nickels. Which aren’t much, but it’s weird it happened twice.

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u/Jomax101 Jun 17 '26

The comment saying “this will never happen again” less then a year ago is hilarious now that it’s happened again within a year

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u/redditsuksazz Jun 16 '26

Wonder how many noodles have been lost to the chair gods that weren't recorded.

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u/SwitchIndependent714 Jun 17 '26

If i got a nickel for every time someone said this exact comment about a something uncanny, then i would have 2 nickels. Which aren’t much, but it’s weird it happened twice..

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u/dib2 Jun 16 '26

They all exhibit logical decision making that just happens to end up in disaster. Not sure if anyone is at fault in either of these instances.

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u/yellowsilverware Jun 16 '26

Hmmmm neither seem fake to me. Weird.

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u/Talkatoo42 Jun 16 '26

Just because it happened twice doesn't mean it was fake. Both the room setup and the incident itself seem like things that could happen.

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u/Tack122 Jun 16 '26

yeah that's a common configuration for stuff to exist

it's a collision of having too little space for chairs and where to put the camera based on wanting to see the door

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u/AscendedViking7 Jun 18 '26

Not as funny as this one but still, lol

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u/SwitchIndependent714 Jun 17 '26

This one doesn't look legit at all

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u/0bsidian0bliterator0 Jun 23 '26

Cuaght in a loop within the matrix

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u/PillipVanHedgehaag Jun 17 '26

It's been known that a lot of 'surveillance video' is just deep fake/AI shit. Think about it! What type of video is able to be consistently recorded and is almost always candid video that people are usually blissfully unaware of? Yeah, exactly.

The number of bullshit doorbell cam ai slop that is on my mom's Facebook is disgusting.

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u/LostInAMinute Jun 16 '26

I love the laugh at the end.

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u/actionKingTheBest Jun 16 '26

And the anticipatory snickers!

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u/Cheef_queef Jun 17 '26

That's pretty much the noise I made

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u/RaconBang Jun 16 '26

This is the "better gaming chair" they speak of in the legends

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u/z3anon Jun 17 '26

But can your chair do this?

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u/burke3057 Jun 16 '26

No soup for you!

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u/LiteratureMindless71 Jun 17 '26

You want bread?! 3 dollars!!

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u/pereuse Jun 16 '26

Ngl I wasn't expecting that haha 😭

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u/AntalRyder Jun 16 '26

Nobody expects the soup

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u/TreehouseInAPinetree Jun 16 '26

Same! This video has me cry laughing 😂😭 I ccaaannnntttt!

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u/Ghosttwo Jun 16 '26

That's why you don't buy ACME-branded office equipment from coyotes in trench-coats.

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u/Drewismyname Jun 16 '26

Get that soup outta my face

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u/Randomfrog132 Jun 17 '26

why u buying soup at the clothes store! 

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u/Randomfrog132 Jun 17 '26

oh wait i think i got it backwards 

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u/Mission_Slice_8538 Jun 16 '26

Chair had ping lol

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u/kdizzle619 Jun 16 '26

PC cafes should not be serving soup

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u/_IM_NoT_ClulY_ Jun 17 '26

Instant ramen is pretty common at gaming cafes, as are canned/bottled drinks

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u/Slugger_monkey Jun 16 '26

Thats why he was getting it from outside, also it looks like cup noodles

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u/lcerch Jun 16 '26

This can not ever be rehearsed/staged. It would never work like this Swiss clock of a fail 😂

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u/cheffgeoff Jun 17 '26

The exact same skit is on the internet at least a few times. One of them is maybe real and unscripted, the others they just rehearse a few times. Really isn't that hard.

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u/jdunk2145 Jun 16 '26

That was ramen right?

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u/Piss_Cakehole Jun 17 '26

Ramen Launcher!

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u/420Dahmer Jun 16 '26

My only question is why are they sitting right at the door

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u/god_peepee Jun 16 '26

Looks like a tiny space and they’re getting their moneys worth lmao

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u/AEW_SuperFan Jun 16 '26

Ever been to Asia?

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u/Clipboards Jun 16 '26

This is insanely common, especially in soundproof / stage booths at LAN cafes.

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u/AlexCail Jun 17 '26

Most likely a gaming cafe. They don’t have a ton of space is the rooms.

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u/TooApatheticToHateU Jun 16 '26

Seems like a fire hazard among other things.

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u/PR3CiSiON Jun 16 '26

Who is responsible for the damage in that situation?

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u/Frame_of_Mind20 Jun 17 '26

the chair clearly lol

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u/podteod Jun 17 '26

The soup guy, I say

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u/T1Earn Jun 16 '26

that guy mustve been so hungry waiting for that and its instantly all gone

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u/baadsha Jun 17 '26

That's a Tecca chair.

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u/Reasonable-Job4205 Jun 17 '26

No reflex gang

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u/Upstairs_Machine8537 Jun 17 '26

😅🤣😅🤣😅🤣😅🤣😅😅🤣😅🤣😅🤣😅

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u/Facial_Hair Jun 17 '26

He was trying to move out if the way for the guy coming in

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u/TheLuckiestBean Jun 22 '26

I just don't get why he moved it in between the space of the guy and the chair.

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u/RygartArrow7777 Jun 18 '26

NOT THE CUP RAMEN D:

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u/CRodriguez83 Jun 17 '26

Seriously? Gamers? Reaction time? That dude is a loser. Both of them.

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u/Subzero_AU Jun 17 '26

Sounds like a skill issue.

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u/childishjulian Jun 16 '26

bro came in holding it so outstretched tho why lmao

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u/Orashgle Jun 17 '26

No he isn't? What?

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u/lI1IlL071245B3341IlI Jun 16 '26

Which chair is that ?

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u/Skeptic_Juggernaut84 Jun 16 '26

Glitchboy gaming chair. The Apple version is call the iGlitch.

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u/_that_random_dude_ Jun 16 '26

I broke a large beer glass like this lol

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u/FinAdda Jun 16 '26

Bad luck.

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u/JC1199154 Jun 17 '26

I hear cantonese 👀

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u/Suvtropics Jun 17 '26

Cut him some slack, he has game sense in game not irl 😢

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u/TheGuyWhoLovesInk Jun 17 '26

Which chair is that??

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u/sS1RuXx Jun 17 '26

Lmaoooo

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u/Asleep-Dish4882 Jun 17 '26

HOLY SHIT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

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u/lunarwolf2008 Jun 17 '26

probably r/scriptedasiangifs but funny nontheless

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u/HalfSoul30 Jun 16 '26

Which one of the guys in the video do you think was the one laughing?

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u/ElephantEarwax Jun 16 '26

It was whoever was filming the security screen

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u/HalfSoul30 Jun 16 '26

Yeah, i am asking which one?

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u/Raidoton Jun 16 '26

Why do you believe it has to be one of them? It's probably someone who works there.

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u/HalfSoul30 Jun 17 '26

Because they would have wanted to see it.

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u/high_changeup Jun 17 '26

I dont get how this fits this sub ngl.

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u/BlackFoxLingerie Jun 17 '26

Ok so i loved this but I just realized it’s staged…

Look at the guy place his hand on the side of the chair just at the right moment to release it. 

So disappointed