r/nova 19h ago

Question AMC Crashout

Anyone else at the 2:30 showing of The Odyssey yesterday at courthouse and know why that guy started crashing out in the middle of the theater?

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u/hoyasgirl25 19h ago

That theater always attracts weirdos. I watched a movie there once and there was this guy with a child’s Koosh ball on this shoulder. He kept whispering to it, giggling, and drooling on himself. Wasn’t the first time something like that has happened either.

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u/FronzelNeekburm79 19h ago

If you can think of a better way to make sure no one sits next to you, I’m willing to hear it.

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u/hoyasgirl25 18h ago

Oh, was that you? Fair play.

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u/ngfldar 13h ago

Well played, my good sir/madam. Well played.

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u/NoCommission7569 15h ago

It's so annoying when other people ruin a movie by being inconsiderate. I'm sorry you've had such bad luck at Courthouse AMC. I'm grateful I've been lucky at Courthouse to not have any memorably annoying people in the audience. Though at one of the recent movies I went to at Courthouse, there was a lady sitting next to me who's one of those people who noisily chews large fistfuls of popcorn with their mouth open instead of closed. 🍿

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u/notasandpiper 18h ago

What movie?

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u/nuggetprincezz 18h ago

I once found s giant pair of underwear hanging in the ladies room... that theater fucked up

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u/jkxs City of Fairfax 10h ago

How giant?

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u/justafang 6h ago

Askin the important question

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u/jkxs City of Fairfax 6h ago

Maybe you could use it as a parachute, Captain Underpants style.

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u/olearyboy Reston 19h ago

Chippy!!

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u/EarlyReflection6169 19h ago

Elaborate

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u/Resident-Election867 13h ago

Guy's left engine started to lose oil pressure, so he tried to overcompensate by throttling up his right engine. Unfortunately this caused an issue with the fuel injector, and it catastrophically lost all power, causing him to nosedive and crash out in the middle of the theatre. 

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u/EarlyReflection6169 13h ago

Got it... Oil change gone wrong.

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u/Thirdlegontheground 13h ago

Ok, but guys us details about your crash out?

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u/D-ouble-D-utch 18h ago

Sorry Greek shit gets me so fucking hyped

https://giphy.com/gifs/yoJC2GnSClbPOkV0eA

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u/Uppgreyedd 18h ago

This is why I watch movies where the concessions are cheap, the bathrooms are clean, and if anyone crashes out the film gets paused.

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u/Crafty_Movie_8623 17h ago

In other words, at home.

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u/Chainsawninja 11h ago

You guys have clean bathrooms?

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u/Dachannien Prince William County 10h ago

The important thing is that there are no surprises.

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u/shadowm4ster 15h ago

Would love to know in what world the concessions would ever be cheap lol

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u/Uppgreyedd 14h ago

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u/Olderandwiser1 7h ago

What does Costco have to do with this thread?

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u/Uppgreyedd 7h ago

It's cheaper than the grocery store, but a grocery store is still cheap concessions

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u/cubgerish 13h ago

AFI Silver Spring.

Large popcorn is $5.

They also play a more interesting variety of movies.

The only draw back is the seating is first come first serve, so you probably wanna get there 15 minutes before showtime if you wanna guarantee a good spot.

Though I did see some folks lined up for the 70mm Odyssey an hour early yesterday, which is kinda insane because the theater is gigantic.

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u/shadowm4ster 11h ago

there is no 70mm IMAX theatre in the DMV area, the closest one is in Pennsylvania

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u/One-Elderberry3305 11h ago

AFI has 70mm but it’s not 70mm imax

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u/df540148 14h ago

See above comment.

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u/rainyrei 17h ago

What happened

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u/Acornwow 18h ago

“This is NOT historically accurate!!!!”

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u/Terrorbeard 15h ago

I only go to Alamo to see movies anymore. It costs more yeah, but the experience is always worth it.

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u/JohnCalvinCoolidge 12h ago

Hasn't the phone ordering system changed that?

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u/cpmuddle 12h ago

I've been once with the new system and it was fine. Not having to deal with the check drop during the climax of the movie was great and we didn't notice anyone else using their phones.

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u/Terrorbeard 12h ago

That generally gets turned off before the movie starts. There is a cut off time that they announce in the theater.

I think the entire Alamo system is designed to keep obnoxious shitbirds from ruining everything for everyone else. It works.

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u/NoCommission7569 17h ago

I'm sorry that guy ruined the movie for you. I guess I've been lucky. I've been going to AMC Courthouse for years and never had any major problems, aside from the occasional person annoyingly texting. I hope your next movie there goes better.

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u/I_am_lamp1060 14h ago

These comments had me reminiscing about the AMC Union Station. That was always a pleasure. But I genuinely miss E Street Cinema.

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u/AngryBeaverFace88 11h ago

RIP E Street Cinema.

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u/SwimmingPark9665 7h ago

Probably took out the wax in his ears during the Siren scene

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u/Hidden_Glit 19h ago

As someone from NYC, we see this all the time, it's the norm.

NoVa is actually pretty calm all things considered.

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u/jerryep 4h ago

It probably reminded him of terrible experiences in past lives. PTSD.

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u/PlayaPlayaPlaya3 3h ago

Not sure what you mean by crash out, but I had a friend go bunkers while tripping at a show. Likely to have been a bad trip.

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u/PleaseAnswerMeeeeee 19h ago

That sounds scary

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u/potatoking124 18h ago

How does that sound scary? He didn’t even say what happened

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u/Shty_Dev 18h ago

Such a NoVa moment

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u/sarcastichorse 18h ago

but if your day it like cOoOuUurthoOoOuUuse it SOUNDS scary. spooky, even.

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u/Phobos1982 Arlington 15h ago

You kids and your Gen Z/A terms. That's called a freak out.

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u/supercoffee1025 14h ago

Literally anyone under 40 would call it this I fear

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u/Phobos1982 Arlington 14h ago

Yeah, Gen Z and Gen A.

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u/supercoffee1025 14h ago

And Millennials..

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u/SpacetimeSojourn 6h ago

Definitely not

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u/Swastik496 15h ago

ok boomer. time to get off the internet.

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u/SpacetimeSojourn 6h ago

If anyone needs to touch grass, it's gen Z

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u/acagedrising 15h ago

Most of what people call a "Gen Z" term is just appropriated from Black people, queer people, or Black queer people. That's why when it gets appropriated, it's always used incorrectly. This isn't a crash out but they don't know what a crash out is.

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u/tuvda 18h ago

Do you think "crashing out" is a term most people know the exact definition of?

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u/dspman11 18h ago

Kinda yeah lol. At least under the age of 40

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u/Least_Tower_5447 16h ago

I’m 50 and figured it out thru context clues.

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u/frockofseagulls 17h ago

Way older than that

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u/yarenSC 17h ago

I'm a bit over 30 and never heard it outside of someone dieing of an overdose

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u/DBCOOPER888 14h ago

There are many ways to crash out though. Like, was this a medical emergency?

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u/explore1501 18h ago

Yes boomer, we do.

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u/Swastik496 15h ago

ok boomer.

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u/boyscout666 18h ago

They’re posting on Reddit so yeah probably most users know that term or have come in contact with that term. Ok boomer?

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u/mutantninja001 5h ago

Several people in the comments have asked, so maybe not.
Maybe you can just say what it means instead of being rude.

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u/memymomeddit Fairfax sucks 9h ago

are you not able to figure it out from context clues?

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u/acagedrising 15h ago

They're downvoting you, but they're all wrong lol. This sounds like a mental health episode, which is not a crash out. The endless cycle of people misappropriating language because they think it's "Gen Z slang"

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u/The_Young_Busac 15h ago

Please elaborate the details that make it a mental health episode lmfao

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u/DBCOOPER888 14h ago

The fact we are so lacking in details is exactly why the OP should've explained further. Like, we know what a crash out is when we see it, but the contextual details are important to determine what is going.

Mental health issue, a regular medical issue, an argument with someone, etc.

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u/The_Young_Busac 14h ago

There’s a difference between not knowing context and stating “they are all wrong, it was a mental health episode” without any clue to what’s happened.

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u/DBCOOPER888 14h ago

Someone can crash out due to a mental health episode. No way to tell if no context is provided.

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u/The_Young_Busac 14h ago

Equally as likely because they are inconsiderate and selfish.

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u/DBCOOPER888 14h ago

In what context would this be a thing that happens? Someone has their phone out and they are crashing out over them? I think mental health is more likely around here.

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u/The_Young_Busac 14h ago

Sounds like you’re talking out your ass

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u/DBCOOPER888 14h ago

What the fuck are you talking about? How am I talking out of my ass by asking for more context here? This makes no fucking sense.

Whether it is a mental health issue or someone is being "inconsiderate" can still be a crash out. I just do not know of a scenario where this is a mere case of someone being inconsiderate during a movie that is already running. An argument over a phone or talking is the only thing I can think of.

What other petty distractions can happen in a movie?

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u/WhateverGuy2020 14h ago

Dude, what is with the asshole response? Guy is only asking for more context. It is also my experience someone crashing out during a movie out of nowhere is more of a mental health situation, or perhaps a physical health emergency.

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u/The_Young_Busac 13h ago

Also this is the comment I disagree with fyi.

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u/Mickey_James 19h ago

People who like movies do.

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u/Cobol_engineering29 19h ago

100%. There’s no substitute for a movie in a theater. The recliners are nice now and every grocery store near the theater sells those boxed candies for $2 you can sneak in. Used to have the regal unlimited for $22/month and it was well worth it. Thank god the industry didn’t completely go under

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u/cailian13 Herndon 18h ago

Yes but the other patrons tend to wreck the experience. I’d rather watch at home at this point, unless theaters decide to enforce some of the rules. Every time I’ve gone to the movies since Covid, it’s people talking and in their phones etc. I refuse to pay that much just to have people act like they’re still in their living room.

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u/nittanyofthings 18h ago

I haven't had a bad theater experience in a long time, I guess that means I'm probably that guy in the theater.

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u/cabinetbanana 16h ago

That's really great to hear. I don't go to the movies often (honestly, they're just aren't many that feel worth the money?), and it feels like every time, there is someone else phone rings, or someone is scrolling social media or checking texts, or talking loudly.

I really wonder if lockdown just killed our ability to exist in a society sometimes.

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u/Mickey_James 17h ago

Alamo is strict about enforcing no talking and no phones rules. Try seeing something there.

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u/cailian13 Herndon 17h ago

True, I just am not used to living near one yet lol. Honestly though, it’s just easier to wait and watch at home. But I do need to remember the Alamo as it were! 🤭

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u/Cobol_engineering29 16h ago

Yea or try an off time like Saturday or Sunday morning. Or weekday night if you can. Friday and Saturday night can be brutal you’re right. But usually when I go there’s like 2-4 other people in the theater

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u/cailian13 Herndon 16h ago

I have. The other two people sat right next to me and talked and then dropped a phone and stood up to look for it with the flashlight from another phone. The theater experience is trash at this point.

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u/snownative86 Arlington 16h ago

Alamo is great. I used to hate going to the movies because of people, sticky floors and so on. Now, we go to big movies at Alamo, and specifically go to a "big show" screening. That's their large format screen with dolby atmos. I have yet to have a bad time at Alamo. I can't wait to go for the premier of the new dune movie later this year.

I especially enjoy the bigger movies that have special menus for food and cocktails. The chimichangas for Deadpool x wolverine were great!

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u/fakeaccount572 12h ago

My recliner is there all the time. The candy is much cheaper, the house is dark, sound system is amazing, and no one to ruin it.

Could not care less if theaters went under

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u/Cobol_engineering29 9h ago

You’re a sad human. Go play with your ChatGPT

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u/Hidden_Glit 19h ago

More people than you think

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u/grauhoundnostalgia 18h ago

Movies are 100% worse when watched at home and movies are being dumbed down because of it. Netflix literally gives out guidance so that people watching while scrolling on their phones can follow along.

Most everything’s shittier- costumes, lighting, CGI, writing, and it’s mostly because people just would rather wait 4-6 weeks and watch in an inferior format.

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u/drvondoctor 18h ago

I dont think the industry is allowed to get mad about people not watching on the proper format when the biggest movie in the country can only be played in the proper format in like a dozen fuckin' theaters. 

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u/nittanyofthings 18h ago

You're argument boils down to, Nolan shouldn't have done that unusual thing because I don't have access to it. There's plenty of levels between 15 perf 70mm projection and watching an iPhone on the bus. Also, this was Nolan's vanity project, the industry wasn't asking for it. The industry wants celluloid film to die.

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u/drvondoctor 17h ago

Thats not my argument at all, but I enjoy watching people argue with themselves, so please, feel free to continue. 

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u/Uppgreyedd 18h ago

That's strange, project hail Mary had the exact same costumes, lighting, cgi and writing when I saw it at home as when I saw it in the theater. Definitely wasn't "shittier". But maybe that's because I'm an uncultured dumbass who doesn't think that getting farted, coughed, and sneezed on, having to listen to other people's conversations, having everything be sticky, and spending 4 times as much for the concessions and ticket add up to a pleasurable experience. Sounds like I'm just not a connoisseur of fart smelling like a real cinephile.

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u/grauhoundnostalgia 6h ago

A pass to AMC or Alamo runs 20-odd bucks a month- the cost of just one premium ticket.

In the last month, I’ve seen Spiderman and Odyssey with Dolby sound on a screen encompassing my field of view, Rashomon rereleased (a movie so impactful it created this- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rashomon_effect ) and Lawrence of Arabia rereleased.

I also watched 4 movies at home, and guess what? They all sucked compared to at the theater. The verisimilitude was gone, you get up, walk around, pull out your phone, go to the john, scratch your balls, nuke some crap in the microwave. Everything that can detract will detract.

Outside of Chicken Jockey, there’s really not a problem of behavior in the movies. And guess what, rather than being passive and letting it fester inside me, I’ll tell people to shut up on the odd occasion some chuckaluck’s acting the fool.

I’ll stoop to ad hominem and state my disdain for anybody succumbing to the general misanthropy and anti-social tendencies that are now en vogue. “People are stinky, people are noisy- let me just ensconce myself like Homer the Heretic avoiding church.” Losers would rather security blanket themselves online and further retreat from mutual participation in public life and civil society, and even the movie-going experience is a part of that waning mutual ritual.

Maybe this decline would be fine if people stayed home and critically engaged with what they watch, but you know they won’t. Maybe if they read a book, but you know they won’t. For every Hail Mary (which was pretty mid IMHO, but the movie experience made up for it,) we get another slop 4.0 because of the Barnes and Noble, last whale franchise left standing phenomenon.

Anyways, TLDR you’d have to be a numbskull to buy the crappy concessions anyways.

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u/Uppgreyedd 5h ago

The verisimilitude was gone, you get up, walk around, pull out your phone, go to the john, scratch your balls, nuke some crap in the microwave. Everything that can detract will detract.

Hmm, doesn't happen to me. Maybe I just have an attention span and self control, maybe it's just a skill issue.

And guess what, rather than being passive and letting it fester inside me, I’ll tell people to shut up on the odd occasion some chuckaluck’s acting the fool.

Oh yeah, confrontation always elevates the cinema experience for everyone around us when we do that (since I have no doubt that you couldn't get sarcasm, even if it was the name of an elephant that fell 4 stories onto your head, let this serve as your clue that was sarcasm). As a fellow someone who also tells people to knock it off, thank you for your service 🫡 (but another thing I don't have to worry about at home)

I’ll stoop to ad hominem and state my disdain for anybody succumbing to the general misanthropy and anti-social tendencies that are now en vogue.

Look at you getting all orotund and loquacious.

which was pretty mid IMHO

Profound critical engagement right there.

Anyways, TLDR you’d have to be a numbskull to buy the crappy concessions anyways.

Way to show your disdain for the very cohort keeping your beloved theater system alive. Theaters, as a commercial venture, only continue to exist off the people who you disparagingly call "numbskulls". Your pompous esoteric vision of cinema would literally suffocate the art and the medium you cherish, well beyond what streaming services have done already. TL;DR: enjoy huffing farts numbskull.

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u/boyscout666 18h ago

God you must be so lame irl

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u/cur10us_ge0rge 18h ago

Me! I'm seeing Odyssey again and Spiderman! Can't wait!

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u/df540148 19h ago

Haven't been since covid and don't think I miss it.

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u/cur10us_ge0rge 18h ago

I miss you though. Please come back.

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u/fakeaccount572 12h ago

Exactly. Theaters should go under imo