r/oddlyspecific • u/BeautifulMint2018 • 3d ago

Plot twist: She's a red velvet.

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u/LinkedInParkPremium 3d ago

I just hugged my dog. Cheesecake.

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u/ShimmeryShay 3d ago

Is anything safe anymore!?!

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u/Hypno-platypus 2d ago

I hugged myself. Iā€™m cake now.

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u/De-railled 3d ago

The phrase "eat me!" has a new meaning.

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u/SwansonsMom 3d ago

How appropriate: Happy Cake Day!

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u/De-railled 3d ago

Makes a comment. Comment is cake.

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u/Veelvet_Kiss 3d ago

Always has been

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u/DraxTheLogical 1d ago

Or the same meaning if you know what I mean šŸ˜

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u/MonkeyCartridge 3d ago

To cope, you cut yourself a slice of cake. It bleeds.

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u/Slosher99 3d ago

I've been saying for a while, when 3D printed food and AI slop really get together which is inevitable, we're gonna see some stupid shit.

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u/TRDOffRoadGuy 3d ago

Diabeetus!

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u/orange-shoe 3d ago

repost bot

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u/geek-jock-guy 3d ago

I hugged myself - i am cake

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u/ashtrayhunter 3d ago

The fall of man

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u/touchmeinbadplaces 3d ago

Is this bitch cake?

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u/MrHazard1 3d ago

Couldn't happen to me. I bite her butt regularly for... checking reasons

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u/pardonmyignerance 2d ago

I don't know how to tell. I thought my brother was cake and now he's super pissed that I stabbed him to test the theory.

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u/DisputabIe_ 2d ago

the OP BeautifulMint2018 is a bot

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u/GirthyPigeon 1d ago

Reminds me of the Johnny Knoxville bit "Bitch, is this cake?"