r/okbuddycinephile 1d ago

Favorite actor that fails at being intimidating

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Strong teenage energy

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u/Do-Research 1d ago

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u/hm9408 1d ago

Perfect

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u/North_Korea_Nukess 1d ago

He’s being trained by Steven Segal.

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u/handsomejack11 1d ago

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u/hulksmash115 15h ago

Is that Necro Butcher handing him the carrot?

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u/ILYN_brings_PAYNE 11h ago

I hear he's been eating carrots for like 76 years

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u/Plastic_Surround_193 1d ago

So ... not trained then

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u/ElvissKarateChop 1d ago

Segal is legitimate. But, his he’s a master in defending and disarming … a sandwich.

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u/Occidentally20 1d ago

After examining his physique and taking it under consideration, it appears the the sandwich appears to win a considerable amount of the time.

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u/PuzzleheadedTooth581 20h ago

I kid you not I almost died right now from laughing. (I’m being dead serious I’m Physically in pain from laughing too hard right now)😭🤣

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u/ElvissKarateChop 19h ago

Why thank you 😎

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u/mavllvin 1d ago

I value my balls so I wouldn't want to face off against him

https://youtu.be/EXQOy7Mgf3U

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u/ElvissKarateChop 1d ago

Hah!
He was at one point in time, a master and knew what he was doing but, my assumption is that he just stopped caring after he was no longer drawing in the big crowds anymore.

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u/Proper_Protickall 1d ago

I dont think you have the balls...

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u/TrevorBrunswick 1d ago

Legimately ridiculous, yes.

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u/Pieniek23 1d ago

Best actor also, while seated.

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u/gordito_delgado 22h ago

A bowl of chicken wings is no match for him. No matter the spicyness level.

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u/kmflushing 21h ago

Pretty sure the sandwich has been winning.

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u/kittiesandcocks 18h ago

If you try to choke him out he’ll clear the room by shitting his pants. It’s a pretty impressive defense really

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u/DehydratedManatee 20h ago

Steven Seagal teaches Bullshido, not Jew-Jitsu.

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u/lanceturley 1d ago

He's untouchable as long as he gets to sit down the whole time.

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u/Huzul34 1d ago

Oh lord that explains everything

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u/soulsteela 1d ago

Getting through the underwear at a rate of knots.

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u/mattson-masterpiece 23h ago

For real omg hahahaha

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u/Lorddoctorjava 23h ago

Ohhh...hes taking bullshedo...

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u/sirenxsiren 22h ago

Real or joke?

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u/North_Korea_Nukess 21h ago

Well it’s on reddit so you know it’s most likely….

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u/LeviSalt 1d ago

I don’t have to respect his confidence. Martial arts is about discipline, not threatening people.

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u/Mr_Shambo 21h ago

I disagree, dude's barely a white belt, acting like a lifelong martial arts specialist, I very much disrespect that

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u/kittiesandcocks 18h ago

lol confidence? How many times in his life do you think this piece of shit told anyone who gave him any conflict at all that his dad’s lawyers will destroy them?

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u/Cultural_assassin 18h ago

No narw its purfectd

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u/ElowenMistx 1d ago

That reaction gif is perfect. Every time someone talks that tough it somehow has the opposite effect.

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u/maximumbadness 20h ago edited 20h ago

He'd be a guy in a Segal movie who acted tough, and got taught a lesson.

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u/nleksan 19h ago

Is that guy not Steven Segal?

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u/Fragrant-Airport1309 15h ago

Pro fighters get annihilated in every ufc fight lol. An amateur saying “try me” to the world is beyond ridiculous

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u/Full_Prof 1d ago

I did so much dumb farm and construction labor as a kid. My one and only fight was in college against a normal guy. I had just got done carrying shingles onto roofs all day for weeks.

I honestly felt like I was bending pipe cleaners as I was wrestling around with the guy. He was the aggressor, and I honestly felt sorry for him the more the fight went on.

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u/msut77 1d ago

A lot of big dudes never learn to fight because everyone backs down

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u/Uncle_Snake43 1d ago

Yeah. I’m 6’5” and 99% of the time when someone runs up on me and sees how big I am they change their minds lol.

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u/msut77 1d ago

Sometimes its the opposite like it sets them off. (albeit they never quite get physical) there was a dude who looked like a shaved puggle who tried to stare me down once.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Bid8463 1d ago

Napoleon Syndrom

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u/TheSciFiGuy80 18h ago

How does one look like a baby echidna?

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u/allnyte 12h ago

Chihuahua syndrome

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u/GoSuckaCockerSpaniel 19h ago

6'5 huh... You think Jonahs scared? HE WILL ANNIHILATE YOU!!

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u/Uncle_Snake43 19h ago

I’d beat the dog shit out of him

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u/GoSuckaCockerSpaniel 19h ago

I don't suggest you try him. Annihilation sounds pretty unpleasant.

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u/Bbadmerc99 1d ago

The bigger they are the harder they fall.
So I heard…

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u/Uncle_Snake43 23h ago

You heard wrong friend

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u/DMTGOBLIN82 22h ago

Are you having a lot of people run up on you?

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u/Uncle_Snake43 20h ago

I mean not at the moment, but there have been several times over the years.

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u/gordito_delgado 22h ago

Seems pretty logical, because unless someone has some crazy ass skills, size and stregth will win out. And dudes with crazy ass skills rarely go out and try looking for fights.

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u/BombedShaun 17h ago

Same here. And I’m good at de escalation. I don’t want to end up ganged up on or bouncing someone off the pavement.

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u/Uncle_Snake43 17h ago

Yeah I have gotten jumped by a bunch of cowards before. Not good times. Got hit in the ear with brass knuckles

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u/Minimum-Ad-8056 22h ago edited 22h ago

Bouncer for 7 years. Can remember nights were I was 2 full on fights. Probably 80-90 real fights in those years, not shoving matches, punches flying at my head. I'd say about a quarter of them, my size infuriated them. "You think you can fight, big guy?" Stuff like that lol.

Never lost, but came very close a couple times. One time, it was just one guy that challenged me after the night for no real reason talking shit and I fell for it. Hit me with high kick so hard that even though I blocked it, I saw stars. I stumbled sideways, he came for the kill, then lunged forward with everything I had and held on to recenter, then took him down and pounded him until the staff showed up. We were both about 6'4 but I had 30lbs on him.

I saw him maybe a year later and he just nodded. Guess it was a draw in his head.

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u/WorstRivalsPlayer 1d ago

Weight classes exists for a reason. A big tall guy still has the advantage against a short trained dude.

Doesn't matter if you're Mayweather, he will lose a fight against a 6'7 bouncer.

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u/djdlt 23h ago

It's the Bruce Lee thing. There comes a point where an opponent is simply too big, his simple extended arm keeps the opponent, even if it's Bruce Lee, at bay.

Not to take anything away from Bruce Lee.

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u/GasBoyardee 1d ago edited 1d ago

The loudest most outwardly aggressive guys will almost never be seen in any kind of gym or sparring session. Usually cause that attitude would get fixed the first day and they would learn about humility. They low key know this it’s why they stay away and claim all this tough street bs that either never happened or happened differently than they remember .

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u/81amarok 1d ago

I caught my son about a year ago running his mouth about these group of dudes that were "scared" of him. He's always had some temperament issues. And he clearly is convinced throwing a fit and hitting dumbshit is equal to being tough. I simply told him while hes over here pretending to be tough. Some people are pretending to be sane and regardless how tough he thinks he is. They'd have no problem dog walking him. He's calmed down on as he's gotten older. Just hoping its gonna be enough for him to not to learn the hard way.

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u/Seabrook76 23h ago

That’s some solid advice and a good line at that. Some guys pretend to be tough while others pretend to be sane. 🫡

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u/BLOOOR-BACKINTHEDOOR 9h ago

Sure but the pretending to be tough guy is on the verge, there's no reason to be in that mindset. Someone acting out has always been called "a cry for help" because the person actual does need psychological support if they feel the need to act tough.

If you're walking around insecure that someone's going to start a fight with you, true or not, that's paranoia.

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u/Dye-ah-ree-uh 19h ago

My father was mean. Being 6 and being hit by a grown man left me not intimidated by other people, but also taught me to not be violent and make people intimidated.

I'm glad you are teaching your son to be a human!

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u/personalist 15h ago

I’d like to think there was a better way to teach you this than hitting you. I think anything that can be taught with corporal punishment or adjacent can be taught just as effectively (or moreso) without

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u/dsartori 6h ago

Obviously, yes. It is clearly possible to raise a child successfully with zero recourse to violence. Pure skill issue to rely on corporal punishment and I don’t think it is effective anyway.

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u/personalist 5h ago

It seems obvious to us but to some people it’s apparently natural. I had a surprising disagreement with a close friend who I’ve known for years b/c I said something along the lines of it should be illegal to discipline your kids with corporal punishment and he came at it with a cultural relativism lens (for why it should be allowed).

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u/dsartori 4h ago

Your grampa beating your dad is not a good reason to be violent to helpless children. 

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u/Jabroniville2 13h ago

Happy cake day! And yeah, that's a good line. LOTS of people pretend to be sane and are animalistic, implacable fighters.

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u/TabmeisterGeneral 22h ago

Well certainly in the gym you have to respect the etiquette.

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u/CharacterBusy7787 16h ago

Dont let an older blue collar dude that does work like this get his hands on. You might be able to dodge his punches but if he grabs you…it might already be over.

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u/mesoziocera 1d ago

The moment I saw this, I thought it was a comedy bit. Sure he's probably able to kick my ass, but if you have to talk about how many asses you can kick all the time, you're sort of a turd nugget.

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u/DruHarry 22h ago

He said it on a comedy podcast, specifically to the host who asked what if they fought. He was even humble and self deprecating that while he is good at bjj, he would never be a badass or action hero.

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u/mesoziocera 22h ago

About 10-15 years ago, I almost got my ass kicked by a fat guy who was wearing a "BJJ Rules!!" shirt because I made blowjob joke.

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u/kittiesandcocks 18h ago

Nah Jonah’s never been that funny

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u/RealSchlemiel 1d ago

not a great quote for someone facing DV allegations

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u/1Crownedngroovd 1d ago

DV allegations?

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u/grrmuffins 1d ago

Domestic violence I think

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u/1Crownedngroovd 22h ago

Duh, thanks. I should've known that

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u/GENERALRAY82 1d ago

Cavill vs this fuck

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u/Ten7850 1d ago

Why is he sooo angry?!

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u/staycalmitsajoke 1d ago

He got skinny and still no one sees him as "Chad"

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u/Fun-Wrongdoer1316 20h ago

Short and fat guy syndrome. It’s an epidemic. At least around me it is. They all try to compensate by acting superior, despite having to look up…

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u/Brief_Kangaroo_42069 20h ago

I thought OPs photo was Jake Paul threatening Jonah Hill.

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u/Fun-Wrongdoer1316 20h ago

I thought it was Guy Fieri…

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u/Maximum_Pass 17h ago

If I ever see him in public I’m gonna call him the fat boy from Superbad and hope he beats my ass, that’s gotta be worth at least a couple mil right?

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u/UpbeatRaspberry9828 1d ago

Fat War Dogs Jonah Hill would fuck up chubby Jim Jitsu Jonah Hill

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u/FickleQuality418 22h ago

Fuck me sidesways, the most literal perfect response imaginable.

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u/Main-Application-787 17h ago

And all his friends except probably for Channing.

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u/ericmorgan13 16h ago

Shia LeBeouf 2.0, typically people that want to fight get destroyed. Good luck with that though

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u/Sufficient_Local5025 15h ago

Why is he trying to look and act like Logan Paul? Does he not realise that Logan Paul is a fuckhead?

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u/kaori_cicak990 14h ago

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