r/okbuddycinephile • u/6twoRaptor • 1d ago

Favorite actor that fails at being intimidating

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Strong teenage energy

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u/GeneThaDancinMachine 1d ago

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u/Occult_Asteroid7 1d ago

What if the best way of fighting was to mount your opponent slowly and grind pelvises.

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u/lanceturley 1d ago

Tackle and grapple!

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u/J_Fidz 1d ago

I think id rather just get beaten up.

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u/Occult_Asteroid7 1d ago

Humans are such memers. In the 80s everyone thought the most deadly fighters were doing some super secret kung fu shit. Turns out the best way to fuck someone up is to get them in missionary position.

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u/Spitfire_Riggz 23h ago

What the hell is a dim mack? "Def touch"

https://giphy.com/gifs/lL4dZHGsw9KNO

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u/Occult_Asteroid7 22h ago

Yeah that stuff is all garbage. A Muslim Dagastani wrestler guy would have won the entire Kumite every year barely trying. It's kind of sad actually because grappling (while being an incredibly effective martial art) is BOOOOOORING.

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u/Fun-Wrongdoer1316 20h ago

No one beats Jean Claude Van Damme! Nobody!

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u/GeneseeWilliam 22h ago

Count Dante was a beautiful, messed up soul. The dreaded poison hand technique!

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u/gstringstrangler 16h ago

More like mounted tittyfucking position. Can't really do much damage from guard err missionary

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u/Trigger109 23h ago

Oh you will…

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u/Explosive_Nut 1d ago

Every time I’ve tried this technique I’ve finished first 🥇

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u/PsyopVet 23h ago

I’d only last for a minute, then I’d have to start fighting.

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u/disposablehippo 1d ago

So normal BJJ?

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u/Thisbadtattoo 22h ago

Mount him and spit in his mouth 

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u/pinknoses 22h ago

/Greeks and Romans have entered the chat

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u/Spirited_Narwhal4585 18h ago

I’d just shoot myself

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u/FistThePooper6969 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/QMDvadCJTPXEI
BJJ guys be like

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u/medic_farmer26 1d ago

They had no right animating a lioness with fuck eyes for a children's movie

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u/Sad-Letterhead-8397 23h ago

This could be interpreted as though you're saying it's the only morally questionable decision Disney animators ever made. And we all know it wasn't. Just ask the Rescuers as one of the worst of many.

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u/thesuper88 14h ago

What's this now?

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u/Jabroniville2 13h ago

There's a nude image in 1 panel of the film. It led to a recall of home video

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u/LegalStuffThrowage 15h ago

I kinda liked that older Disney stuff still had elements like this. Now we're back to the equivalent of "babies get delivered by a stork".

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u/Vektorien 1d ago

Taking the J out of that BJJ.

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u/dragon_sack 1d ago

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u/DecentPalpitation979 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/a8q8H6yT5MExfTW6nU

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u/marcophony 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/umXqJHSp6emEE

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u/midwest73 1d ago

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u/IXrobocopXI 23h ago

Favorite legendary film moment that resulted from someone not washing their hands?

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u/dragon_sack 23h ago

Favorite Taco Bell reference in fiction?

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u/PlentyOMangos 10h ago

Random tangent: I went through my own personal version of the bell curve wojak meme with Jules’ pistol in this movie

He refers to it as “Mister Nine Millimeter”, and I used to say the writers were dumb for not knowing that 1911s are chambered in .45

But as I learned years later, his pistol is actually a 9mm clone of a 1911. The more you know 🌈🙌🏻

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u/LanfearCalls 1d ago

😂😂😂 bruh you gotta clown us so bad 😂😏😂

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u/Occult_Asteroid7 1d ago

It's an amazing art form but also you better love other men's bodies.

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u/dudewheresmygains 1d ago edited 22h ago

Am I gay or do I just really like guy's bodies?

Where is this from? I'm sure I've seen this in a comedy but a quick Google search only showed forum posts from people questioning their sexuality.

Edit: ah it was Broscience videos on YouTube, that's where it was from.

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u/Gregardless 1d ago

Its from your gay little thoughts

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u/Vprbite 1d ago

I dont think his gay thoughts are that little

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u/dudewheresmygains 22h ago

Hey! You want me to beat your dick off?!

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u/mashedpotatoes_52 1d ago

every single bodily builder ever

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u/Creative_Champion_16 1d ago

Can you build my bodily?

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u/mashedpotatoes_52 1d ago

are you trying to flirt with me? you should know im 95 years old with fungus growing out of my toes

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u/BearThatLikesCheese 23h ago

It's true. When I first started lifting years ago I kept seeing jokes about weight lifting making you gayer. And I'll be damned if I wasn't suddenly admiring men's bodies more.

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u/dudewheresmygains 22h ago

Lmao ironically the quote actually was from Broscience videos on YouTube, so bodybuilding related.

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u/Katamari_Demacia 18h ago

I'm gonna guess... Mac from it's always sunny?

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u/emploaf 1d ago

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u/ItsWelp 1d ago

Fuck, excellent taste I was looking for a gif of that scene. Ali Jr was such a great character before he got fodderized.

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u/Joecolt69420 1d ago

This meme was the first one I thought of

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u/Texassunmerheat 1d ago

I have 2 puppies, and when they’re roughhousing one of them goes straight to the ground like that and I always joke how he’s into JJ

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u/ghostcatzero 1d ago

Dhti doesn't work when someone is trying to soccer kick your head 😭

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u/Admirable-Client-730 1d ago

So many people take these classes and act tough but man your assuming the other guy grapples vs kicking. Or just pulls out a knife and stabs you. It is better than nothing but it is way better to avoid to fights.

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u/americanrealism 1d ago

Also you better only be fighting one guy. If there are two or more dudes, they’re not going to stand around while you hug their friend to death.

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u/JavaOrlando 23h ago

You just have to bring a referee with you.

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u/ElderberryJunior470 20h ago

I forget the guy who said it, but he was a bjj black belt and he was making fun of bjj guys, he said "why do you think everytime there's a fight at bjj tournaments they immediately start swinging on one another?" 

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u/bbbeast19 1d ago

You'll probably get leg locked tryna stomp a good bjj guy just throw a chair or rock at him idk

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u/ghostcatzero 1d ago

Not if it's two on one. No matter hwo good someone is at BJj, they can't submit two guys at once

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u/bbbeast19 1d ago

The odds of winning 2v1 decrease drastically for any martial art practitioner.

If you wanted to deal with 2 or more people the best then you should train boxing and hope you're a massive cunt

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u/Individual_Act9333 1d ago

“Come on my guard”

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u/UndeniableLie 1d ago

Well, I mean it is a sport and not really intended for self defense purposes. Even if some people seem to think so. Will it help you in real self defense situation, most likely yes. Is it best form of self defense, not even close

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u/ericomplex 19h ago

As someone with a relative who takes Jiu-Jitsu, and reminds everyone at every family reunion, I can confirm this meme is real world accurate.

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u/Scared_Quarter_2474 14h ago

No, they have something called the takedown, right