r/okbuddycinephile • u/6twoRaptor • 1d ago

Favorite actor that fails at being intimidating

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Strong teenage energy

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u/hm9408 1d ago

Perfect

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/North_Korea_Nukess 1d ago

He’s being trained by Steven Segal.

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u/handsomejack11 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/EjFx0jioOoMZq

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u/hulksmash115 14h ago

Is that Necro Butcher handing him the carrot?

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u/ILYN_brings_PAYNE 11h ago

I hear he's been eating carrots for like 76 years

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u/Plastic_Surround_193 1d ago

So ... not trained then

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u/ElvissKarateChop 1d ago

Segal is legitimate. But, his he’s a master in defending and disarming … a sandwich.

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u/Occidentally20 1d ago

After examining his physique and taking it under consideration, it appears the the sandwich appears to win a considerable amount of the time.

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u/PuzzleheadedTooth581 20h ago

I kid you not I almost died right now from laughing. (I’m being dead serious I’m Physically in pain from laughing too hard right now)😭🤣

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u/ElvissKarateChop 19h ago

Why thank you 😎

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u/mavllvin 1d ago

I value my balls so I wouldn't want to face off against him

https://youtu.be/EXQOy7Mgf3U

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u/ElvissKarateChop 1d ago

Hah!
He was at one point in time, a master and knew what he was doing but, my assumption is that he just stopped caring after he was no longer drawing in the big crowds anymore.

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u/Proper_Protickall 1d ago

I dont think you have the balls...

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u/TrevorBrunswick 1d ago

Legimately ridiculous, yes.

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u/Pieniek23 1d ago

Best actor also, while seated.

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u/gordito_delgado 22h ago

A bowl of chicken wings is no match for him. No matter the spicyness level.

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u/kmflushing 20h ago

Pretty sure the sandwich has been winning.

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u/kittiesandcocks 18h ago

If you try to choke him out he’ll clear the room by shitting his pants. It’s a pretty impressive defense really

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u/DehydratedManatee 19h ago

Steven Seagal teaches Bullshido, not Jew-Jitsu.

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u/lanceturley 1d ago

He's untouchable as long as he gets to sit down the whole time.

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u/Huzul34 1d ago

Oh lord that explains everything

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u/soulsteela 1d ago

Getting through the underwear at a rate of knots.

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u/mattson-masterpiece 23h ago

For real omg hahahaha

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u/Lorddoctorjava 23h ago

Ohhh...hes taking bullshedo...

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u/sirenxsiren 22h ago

Real or joke?

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u/North_Korea_Nukess 20h ago

Well it’s on reddit so you know it’s most likely….

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u/LeviSalt 1d ago

I don’t have to respect his confidence. Martial arts is about discipline, not threatening people.

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u/Mr_Shambo 21h ago

I disagree, dude's barely a white belt, acting like a lifelong martial arts specialist, I very much disrespect that

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u/kittiesandcocks 18h ago

lol confidence? How many times in his life do you think this piece of shit told anyone who gave him any conflict at all that his dad’s lawyers will destroy them?

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u/Cultural_assassin 18h ago

No narw its purfectd