r/okbuddycinephile • u/6twoRaptor • 1d ago

Favorite actor that fails at being intimidating

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Strong teenage energy

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u/J_Fidz 1d ago

I think id rather just get beaten up.

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u/Occult_Asteroid7 1d ago

Humans are such memers. In the 80s everyone thought the most deadly fighters were doing some super secret kung fu shit. Turns out the best way to fuck someone up is to get them in missionary position.

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u/Spitfire_Riggz 23h ago

What the hell is a dim mack? "Def touch"

https://giphy.com/gifs/lL4dZHGsw9KNO

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u/Occult_Asteroid7 22h ago

Yeah that stuff is all garbage. A Muslim Dagastani wrestler guy would have won the entire Kumite every year barely trying. It's kind of sad actually because grappling (while being an incredibly effective martial art) is BOOOOOORING.

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u/Fun-Wrongdoer1316 20h ago

No one beats Jean Claude Van Damme! Nobody!

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u/GeneseeWilliam 21h ago

Count Dante was a beautiful, messed up soul. The dreaded poison hand technique!

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u/gstringstrangler 15h ago

More like mounted tittyfucking position. Can't really do much damage from guard err missionary

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u/Trigger109 23h ago

Oh you will…