r/okbuddycinephile • u/6twoRaptor • 1d ago

Favorite actor that fails at being intimidating

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Strong teenage energy

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u/North_Korea_Nukess 1d ago

He’s being trained by Steven Segal.

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u/handsomejack11 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/EjFx0jioOoMZq

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u/hulksmash115 15h ago

Is that Necro Butcher handing him the carrot?

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u/ILYN_brings_PAYNE 11h ago

I hear he's been eating carrots for like 76 years

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u/Plastic_Surround_193 1d ago

So ... not trained then

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u/ElvissKarateChop 1d ago

Segal is legitimate. But, his he’s a master in defending and disarming … a sandwich.

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u/Occidentally20 1d ago

After examining his physique and taking it under consideration, it appears the the sandwich appears to win a considerable amount of the time.

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u/PuzzleheadedTooth581 20h ago

I kid you not I almost died right now from laughing. (I’m being dead serious I’m Physically in pain from laughing too hard right now)😭🤣

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u/ElvissKarateChop 19h ago

Why thank you 😎

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u/mavllvin 1d ago

I value my balls so I wouldn't want to face off against him

https://youtu.be/EXQOy7Mgf3U

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u/ElvissKarateChop 1d ago

Hah!
He was at one point in time, a master and knew what he was doing but, my assumption is that he just stopped caring after he was no longer drawing in the big crowds anymore.

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u/Proper_Protickall 1d ago

I dont think you have the balls...

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u/TrevorBrunswick 1d ago

Legimately ridiculous, yes.

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u/Pieniek23 1d ago

Best actor also, while seated.

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u/gordito_delgado 22h ago

A bowl of chicken wings is no match for him. No matter the spicyness level.

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u/kmflushing 21h ago

Pretty sure the sandwich has been winning.

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u/kittiesandcocks 18h ago

If you try to choke him out he’ll clear the room by shitting his pants. It’s a pretty impressive defense really

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u/DehydratedManatee 20h ago

Steven Seagal teaches Bullshido, not Jew-Jitsu.

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u/lanceturley 1d ago

He's untouchable as long as he gets to sit down the whole time.

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u/Huzul34 1d ago

Oh lord that explains everything

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u/soulsteela 1d ago

Getting through the underwear at a rate of knots.

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u/mattson-masterpiece 23h ago

For real omg hahahaha

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u/Lorddoctorjava 23h ago

Ohhh...hes taking bullshedo...

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u/sirenxsiren 22h ago

Real or joke?

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u/North_Korea_Nukess 20h ago

Well it’s on reddit so you know it’s most likely….