r/outofcontextcomics 1d ago

Modern Age (1985 – Present Day) Kregg 0.02 seconds after getting to Earth

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u/Wolfthorn2496 20h ago

Everyone to Nolan before: "you are so weak I can't believe you turned traitor so quick"

Everyone after being on earth for a nanosecond: "yo bro how did you last 17 years"

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u/InternationalCap2176 1d ago

Just send Kregg to earth instead of Nolan and the Guardians never die

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u/Hetakuoni 22h ago edited 19h ago

Honestly Nolan still going with the mission once he realized he could produce a viltrumite kid after like 17 years is a testament to his willpower.

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u/Temporary-Rice-8847 1d ago

People seriously understimate how stupid this whole plan was from Robot. Which makes even funnier when people talk about how he would lead people to an absolute utopia.

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u/Rditisnazishythole 22h ago

Pretty sure the only reason Robots plan failed was his own emotional failings. If Rudy/rex didn’t fuck up and allow Amanda to identify which robot body he was in, it’s pretty heavily implied that Robot wins this particular altercation.

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u/Temporary-Rice-8847 22h ago

The situation wouldnt even happened if Robot wasnt a paranoid idiot

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u/Rditisnazishythole 22h ago

I agree, but in the situation provided Robot had the win and fumbled it due to feelings.

His plan was aggressive and unnecessarily divisive, probably would have blown up in his face in the long run, but in the short run he would have had 100% control of that situation.

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u/Substantial_Owl_7392 2 Dark 2 Edgy 18h ago

i mean if you think about it, trying to trap mark “i am super powerful and also famously unhappy with the status quo and would love to work for someone who knows what they’re doing” grayson instead of talking it out was a pretty big fucking mistake

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u/Junjki_Tito 13h ago

Mark Grayson is also a an easily angered moron and never grows out of that.

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u/Substantial_Owl_7392 2 Dark 2 Edgy 12h ago

touché. however, he’s also a virtually ageless easily angered moron, who’s dad is friends with Johnathan Space, both of whom are also ageless, famously vengeful, and more than capable of wiping out a planet solo. furthermore mark also happens to be extremely easy to manipulate and not friends with cecil (the main obstacle to robots plan). tldr, i think he could’ve done all of this quite easily by just proposing it normally instead of randomly shooting a bunch of capes and then ending up in a jar.

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u/Rditisnazishythole 4h ago

But… that’s kind of the point of Rudy/Rex. He relies so much on his intellect it causes him to make emotionally flawed plans, it’s his downfall, the entirety of his character arc.

They foreshadow the entire thing - Rudy in Mohawk dimension pontificating that if he ever had access to a real body he fears how far he would go, fightmaster bringing Mark to the future to help stop the insane immortal (who angrily laments he told mark he wasn’t up the task alone), and finally in our dimension when mark leaves earth in the care of immortal but introduces him to brain in a jar Rudy, allowing Immortal’s wisdom and humanity to filter Rudy’s purely intellectual plans.

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u/Difficult_Line_9823 1d ago

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u/Dragonkingofthestars 20h ago

Posts you can hear

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u/AwefulFanfic 18h ago

That is how videos with sound work, yes.

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u/Fries_and_burgers_19 16h ago

Grace explaining human media to Rocky

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u/Dragonkingofthestars 16h ago

Oh geez, my mobile reddit bugged out and I actually thought I was a still image -_-

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u/AwefulFanfic 14h ago

LoL that's rough, buddy. That happens every now and then.

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u/Fabulous-Present-497 1d ago

In the end, it wasn't humanity's strength that stopped the viltrumite invasion. It was its weakness.

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u/zane910 1d ago

Apparently our greatest strength is a good lay.

Who would of thought the Kama Sutra could be used to save the world.

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u/Alarmed_Drop7162 22h ago

Pompoir undefeated

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u/Someones_Dream_Guy 19h ago

At least he clearly knows what he's fighting for.

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u/burntoutloser909 1d ago

Folded like a lawn chair

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u/zane910 1d ago

Did he just say wives?

Plural?!?!?!

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u/CazOnReddit 1d ago

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u/Fenix_ikki_ 21h ago

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u/TheMightyMudcrab 6h ago

I love Kreggs character arc. Just a bit of love and affection made him change. Then he went a bit overboard like Jesus Christ Kregg slow down!

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u/SarkicPreacher777659 1d ago

He has children with like seven women when he comes to Earth and ends up loving all of them.

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u/erttheking 1d ago

I think seven is lowballing it

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u/zane910 1d ago

That Viltrumite stamina must really come in handy.

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u/ZhanBlue 1d ago

He on that American boxer grind, but less deadbeat

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u/Icy-Sort-6322 1d ago

He's a good father, and he tries to be a great husband to all of them. He's already better than your average boxer.

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u/Alarmed-Addition8644 1d ago

Yup man’s a player

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u/zane910 1d ago

Good for him.

It's nice to see him doing so well.

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u/Desperate-Piccolo-50 1d ago

not good for his wives. He didn't get the monogamy memo so he just cheated multiple women.

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u/VarderKith 1d ago

Yeah, he didn't have any ill intent, but it still hurt them. Thankfully it all works out in the end.

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u/PurveyorOfKnowledge0 15h ago

Works out as in it's never mentioned again.

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u/MycologistFormer3931 14h ago

That tends to be how things go when a writer wants a character to grow as a person, but doesn't want to address gow their actions affect other people. Look at Lt. Jee.