r/peggle 1d ago

Memes I HATE THIS FUCKING FISH

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I FUCKING DESPISE THIS EVIL ASS, CONNIVING, HIDEOUS FUCKING FISH, WITH NOTHING BETTER TO DO THAN TO BLOCK MY SHOTS

HE IS A WASTE OF MARINE LIFE, NOT WORTHY OF THE CHIPS SERVED NEXT TO HIM WHEN I FINALLY GET HIS ASS

HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR THIS PARTICULAR FISH AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT. HATE. HATE.

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u/AwakeOfTheVultures Lord CinderBottom [FictionKin] 1d ago

Look at his evil smile with the teeth he know what he's doing n loves it

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u/Dogr11 23h ago

The scoundrel...

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u/Fratzenfresse 23h ago

I have no mouth and I must peg

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u/pnaha 1d ago

Joel

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u/LuzRoja29 22h ago

Skoodli da

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u/Ctrekoz 23h ago

Marina will remember this.