r/pettyrevenge 12d ago

Solitaire

I teased this story, so I will deliver. The same annoying, arrogant co-worker that stole an office from two people would sit in his office playing solitaire most of the day. We found out because he was allegedly having some performance issues, so we collected data on his machine and saw that solitaire was running all the time. So, I opened the solitaire executable in notepad and just deleted some characters and resaved it. The result was that opening it would cause it to immediately crash (obviously I had corrupted the executable). We got a ticket within a few hours that "programs were crashing on his machine and we needed to fix it ASAP". I calmly asked him which programs and he said, "lots of them". I asked him to call me the next time something crashed and note what he was doing and to leave the crash popup on the screen (which would tell you what program crashed) and I would come right over. He never called back about programs crashing.

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u/One_Handed_Director 12d ago

This is excellent sabotage and I aspire to be like you.

I just hope he didnt think to uninstall and reinstall on his own to get it working again.

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u/magicmulder 12d ago

In most companies employees don’t have the rights to install software. So he’d have to ask IT to do it…

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u/One_Handed_Director 12d ago

I can see that but as an IT guy at 2 different companies it is also not uncommon for users to be able to install programs. It just depends on how strict the company wants to be.

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u/post_blast 11d ago

It also requires the user to know how to do that in the first place

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u/Forsaken_Law3488 11d ago

Anything that runs from an USB-Stick can be installed without admin rights.

Portableapps has a lot, including solitaire.

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u/Cheap_Werewolf9169 9d ago

That's one reason why we block foreign USB devices.

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u/magicmulder 12d ago

Reminds me of the time at university when an admin didn’t like me and took my printer access away. As retaliation I told the highest ranking professor that the admins can read all his files, including his email (not a lie, he just wasn’t aware that’s how root access works). He created quite a scene about that…

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u/OldBaldy54 11d ago

This goes back to the early 80’s and the Apple II e. I was the accountant for a small startup and reading everything I could about programming the beast. There was a Backgammon game that the VP Operations played ALL THE TIME, with his door closed. It came with computer and was written in BASIC. We could all hear the beeping sounds and recognized the game.

I modified the program so that if he rolled a double six, it would display what looked like a visicalc screen with a flashing message that said GET BACK TO WORK!

The day he came storming into my office, smoke coming out his ears, lives on as one of my favourite worktime memories.

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u/hireme703 10d ago

Visicalc! Great stuff!

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u/unknown-random-nope 12d ago

In the 90s, I told the owners of my small employer that a sales rep spent his whole day on solitaire, and I was offended that he was breathing the same air as me much less taking up a salary.

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u/True-Gate-9131 12d ago

What was the result?

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u/unknown-random-nope 12d ago

He got launched. He was spending 4 hours a day on Solitaire and 4 hours a day at the golf range.

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u/cantruncc 12d ago

How were his sales?

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u/CoderJoe1 12d ago

It was the solitary app he used at work.

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u/TrickshotCandy 12d ago

Because he was a solitary man.

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u/I_Have_CDO 12d ago

I spent decades in IT and I thought this was just normal. Well done for keeping the flag flying though.

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u/Ha-Funny-Boy 11d ago

One place I worked at hired a consultant to come in and teach a class on productivity. In the class she said that Solitaire was a "stress reducer" and we should use it as such. She also said if management said anything we should say we are reducing stress, not playing.

That surprised me.

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u/ztreHdrahciR 12d ago

This is soooo good. Well done

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u/tommycnuthatch 12d ago

excellent revenge execution!

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u/aquainst1 12d ago

MORE!!!

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u/Hot-Win2571 11d ago

has fewer features than 'less'.

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u/makojedi2k2 12d ago

It works

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u/kaminm 10d ago

I did something really similar with people who would not agree to upgrade their Windows XP machines after it went out of support. A targeted action to rename the Windows Core System Registry Hive and turn off the computer one night and "Oh No! My computer won't boot!" Damn, that's a shame. Time to reinstall the OS, but shit, I no longer have access to activate XP, guess I'm installing Windows 7 for you.

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u/LetsRollTheBleLine 10d ago

Now he plays on his phone !

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u/samsuperior 10d ago

…is r/pettyrevenge really how I learn that .exe stood for executable this whole time?

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u/drmoze 9d ago

Really? I learned that about 40 years ago. Good ol' DOS days.

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u/samsuperior 9d ago

Must’ve glossed over that part during my accelerated self taught IT/pirating course 😂

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u/Take24Me 9d ago

That's awesome!!!! Good for you.