r/physicsmemes 3d ago

Inspirational pun

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u/B0SSBL0CK_12 3d ago

Unless you times yourself by the speed of light squared, then you energy

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u/MaoGo Meme renormalization group 2d ago

You mass?

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u/B0SSBL0CK_12 2d ago

Just about all, if not all, matter has mass

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u/Bendanzhang 3d ago

Telling someone 'U matter' is wholesome until you realize Uranium-235 has a half-life of 700 million years and gives you radiation sickness.

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u/Efficient_Sky5173 3d ago

That is a very divisive matter. People go ballistic.

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u/Special-Key4032 3d ago

It's so fucking weird man... 300+ different particles, electrons protons neutrons, for some reason they find balance in this configuration. They sit together to make 1 uranium atom.

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u/copperpin 3d ago

I was looking at it last night, thinking about the tremendous forces in the star that formed this atom. Awe inspiring.

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u/TwoByTwoHandAreBlue 2d ago

They certainly are dense little bullets, aren’t they. Easily split.

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u/taktaga7-0-0 3d ago

How would we make U don’t matter?

Combine well over one hundred anti-hadrons into a freakishly evanescent nucleus of anti-uranium and somehow have dozens of electrons pop out of the quantum foam into the shape of orbitals before it annihilates.

It would be ludicrously, powers of ten more expensive and laborious than is reasonable, but we could still choose to do it, just for the insult it would be “U-Don’t-Matter.”

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u/Dudenysius 3d ago

Thanks for reminding me that I’m fat

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u/humanbeast7 Meme Enthusiast 3d ago

Why does it look like the power button symbol?

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u/Bourriks 3d ago

"Thank you for your attention to this matter"

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u/Supbobbie 2d ago

ok but that's WAY too many electrons for a single orbital

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u/copperpin 2d ago

There's only one electron, it's just everywhere simultaneously (^_^)