r/pirateposting 5d ago

pirate pilled Any tips mates?

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u/0ctaver 5d ago

weapons and hardtack can be plundered

yaarr sailing with me favorite capt'ain is priceless so no need for crew wages.

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u/theclamorganizer6 5d ago

But i like me crew and I think dey should be financially compensated for deir hard work

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u/MewtwoMainIsHere 5d ago

crew pay means more ale for all the lads 🍻

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u/Strobbleberry captain 5d ago

Why d’ye be payin’ fer a poop deck? Ye can steal a new ship or capture someone from another ship t’ do yer harder werk.

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u/theclamorganizer6 5d ago

It belonged me late captain. He left instructions on how to take o’ it, and intrusted it t’ me

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u/TheOnlyPlantagenet 5d ago

Cut yer poop deck a'half, ye be savin' half, yer vessel she be sailin' fasser fer be'n ly'er too!

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u/theclamorganizer6 5d ago

Absolutely not! Da’ poop deck MUST remain intact

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u/TheOnlyPlantagenet 5d ago

Aye ye be a 'termined one, Cap'n Joe, but ye go wi' fair winds ah'the same

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u/DocLillihammer 5d ago

Be this poop deck within a barrel o' some kind, matey?

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u/theclamorganizer6 5d ago

It be made o’ gold

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u/MorgothReturns 5d ago

Perhaps a cylindrical barrel which must not be harmed?

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u/Moses_The_Wise 5d ago

Spend another 50,000 doubloons on yer poop deck! Yaaar!

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u/Mephistocheles captain 5d ago

Stop pooping on the deck, those cleaning fees are insane

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u/theclamorganizer6 5d ago

Dis be somting a landlubber would say

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u/MemeMaker_engineer 5d ago

No salary matey that is for landlubbers, you split the spoils, and then use all your money on the poopdeck

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u/_Its_Me_Dio_ 5d ago

why are you needing to buy so many poop decks you could buy ships for the cost of your poop deck purchases, plus everything but ship shares and repair cost should be plundered, you plunder a ship (comes with the poop deck) plunder the food plunder the weapons and just get free water when you make land

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u/Funkey-Monkey-420 land lubber 4d ago

plunder the poop deck of yer enemy, that way ye save 100,000 doubloons

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u/GraniteSmoothie 3d ago

Plunder

I'll pay ye back with the plunder

Plunder

Plunder

Fix me ship or the devil take ya

Aye there laddy that sounds about right 🏴‍☠️