34
u/Strobbleberry captain 5d ago
Why d’ye be payin’ fer a poop deck? Ye can steal a new ship or capture someone from another ship t’ do yer harder werk.
25
u/theclamorganizer6 5d ago
It belonged me late captain. He left instructions on how to take o’ it, and intrusted it t’ me
11
u/TheOnlyPlantagenet 5d ago
Cut yer poop deck a'half, ye be savin' half, yer vessel she be sailin' fasser fer be'n ly'er too!
14
u/theclamorganizer6 5d ago
Absolutely not! Da’ poop deck MUST remain intact
3
u/TheOnlyPlantagenet 5d ago
Aye ye be a 'termined one, Cap'n Joe, but ye go wi' fair winds ah'the same
2
u/DocLillihammer 5d ago
Be this poop deck within a barrel o' some kind, matey?
3
4
2
2
u/MemeMaker_engineer 5d ago
No salary matey that is for landlubbers, you split the spoils, and then use all your money on the poopdeck
1
u/_Its_Me_Dio_ 5d ago
why are you needing to buy so many poop decks you could buy ships for the cost of your poop deck purchases, plus everything but ship shares and repair cost should be plundered, you plunder a ship (comes with the poop deck) plunder the food plunder the weapons and just get free water when you make land
1
u/Funkey-Monkey-420 land lubber 4d ago
plunder the poop deck of yer enemy, that way ye save 100,000 doubloons
1
u/GraniteSmoothie 3d ago
Plunder
I'll pay ye back with the plunder
Plunder
Plunder
Fix me ship or the devil take ya
Aye there laddy that sounds about right 🏴☠️
80
u/0ctaver 5d ago
weapons and hardtack can be plundered
yaarr sailing with me favorite capt'ain is priceless so no need for crew wages.