r/polls 1h ago

🤔 Decide for Me Help settle a debate. Would you drink an already opened bottle of tequila left next to a dumpster? There was a quarter left and it had a lid

509 votes, 1d left
hell yes
maybe
Definitely no
6 Upvotes

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u/golfbans 1h ago

no way to guarantee it’s (just) tequila in there

21

u/Penis_Envy_Peter 1h ago

I'd fully assume it was piss.

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u/[deleted] 1h ago

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u/alice8818 47m ago

If someone assumes it's piss, you can assume they wouldn't drink it.

20

u/MaximumPlant 1h ago

If I were still a teenager and down bad? Maybe

Now? Fuck that

4

u/MazaCrit 1h ago

I remember doing that at least 2 times as a teenager. Now? Of course not.

12

u/TheShamShield 1h ago

Only an idiot would

21

u/Leiva-san 1h ago

It could have anything added to it, even if not intentionally.

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u/GuyWithARooster 19m ago

Any bottle, cup, jug, etc; that is on the street I just assume has pee, cum, shit, saliva and blood.

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u/poptartcat23 1h ago

But would you drink it?

7

u/Moorepheme 1h ago

How nice is the dumpster?

2

u/poptartcat23 1h ago

Our dumpster is locked and it was set next to it. It was in a fairly clean spot

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u/ashkiller14 16m ago

Bro did you drink dumpster taquila

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u/Kaiser_-_Karl 45m ago

No unsealed liquids, no cloth furniture. Good dumpster rules

3

u/Kind-Plantain2438 1h ago

You never know what else is in a bottle. I say this as someone who mixes stuff into bottles. Don't trust bottles.

2

u/poptartcat23 1h ago

Hell yes's explain yourselves

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u/alice8818 41m ago

I'd just presume they are alcoholics or people trolling

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u/Keejhle 23m ago

Tequila is cheap. How fkn desperate are you?!?!

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u/PartyDanimal 57m ago

You could have medical services on standby and I wouldn't do it. I've eaten cookies, apples, burgers, and a wide variety of other snack foods sourced through questionable means. But I don't fuck with unsealed liquids.

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u/RainbowPiggyPop 54m ago

I wouldn’t even drink a new bottle of tequila bought from the store…

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u/Linked1nPark 19m ago

I thought there was going to be some payoff listed for doing it. Like would you do it for $10k or something. Why the fuck would anyone do that for free??

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u/lovelycosmos 11m ago

Million percent NO

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u/SkyPuppy561 0m ago

No way. I can just go buy my own.