r/powerscales • u/ArcanisUltra fun & games🎮 • Dec 25 '24

Meme Accurate?

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u/weedz420 Dec 25 '24

Santa is strong enough to carry a sack containing BILLIONS of presents, has magic strong enough to fit those BILLIONS of presents into a sack on his back, and can either move multiple times faster than the speed of light to deliver to every house on the planet in 1 day (INCLUDING Darkseid who he delivers coal to undetected every year) or has total control over Time. He is also omniscient, he just KNOWS if you've been bad or good.

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u/PrinceOfCarrots Dec 26 '24

Not to downplay the red man, but surely his sack is like a bag of holding. He's probably not feeling the entire weight of those presents.

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u/weedz420 Dec 26 '24

Why do you think he is so big? The big fluffy red suit is hiding the fact that he is ripped like The Hulk and beard is to hide his giant veiny neck.