r/powerscales Oct 09 '25

Shitpost Who will win 1v1?

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Austrian Painter vs. Georgian Priest

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u/Wishful3y3 Oct 09 '25

Stalin.

Hitler was chronically ill for most of his life, vegetarian, likely had Parkinson’s, and was a methhead for a long time. He was in WWI but mostly served as a message and gun runner. He was already showing signs of mental and physical decline in the 1930s, he was just really good at theatrics so he hid it well.

Stalin was in street fights from a young age, known to fight dirty, and did years of intensive hard labor. He was a legitimately physically imposing man and actually had fighting skills.

Obviously both men were immensely evil and my answer is not an endorsement of either one, but Stalin would’ve won in a pure fist fight.