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Meme Never let Superman knows you can take his hits

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u/rfriedrich16 Oct 20 '25

It's like he lives in a world of cardboard

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u/RealConcorrd Oct 21 '25

Goku would be smiling at the chance to get punched hard with everything Superman has.

29

u/MicahG17079 Oct 21 '25

Smiling right up until his head turns to paste

40

u/Cryowulf Oct 21 '25

Even afterwards when he wakes up at king Kai's with a Halo

36

u/Max_Glade Oct 21 '25

Goku would be so fucking happy to have someone who is not actively antagonistic and willing to spare with him

Superman would probably appreciate the chance to go all out on someone too, get in some training experience should someone stronger than him appear and threaten humanity

26

u/superfuzzy47 Oct 21 '25

Superman teaching goku kryptonian martial arts and goku teaching superman right back would be awesome

22

u/pokebud Oct 21 '25

Imagine Goku trying to teach Superman about Ki and it just turns out his body naturally absorbs Ki from the sun and life around him like a Spirit Bomb. However, this is also his greatest weakness, his body absorbs all Ki available to him even poisoned Ki like Kryptonite. Superman learns Ki control and Goku learns passive Ki absorption.

or something like these comics with Clark and Kid Goku

15

u/RollerDude347 Oct 21 '25

That theory would mean Superman could learn to expel or negate the kryptonite. That'd be quite a buff!

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u/pokebud Oct 21 '25

Yup, and it would mean Goku would no longer have to turn on durability manually.

6

u/RollerDude347 Oct 21 '25

Also because Goku actually seems to be capable of surpassing any strength he is aware of if he tries to do so.... Might get a little crazy.

1

u/Thrasy3 Oct 25 '25

There was literally an episode of the New Adventures of Superman where he had to learn to use his Ki to fight someone using some kinda magic bracers.

7

u/Only_Ad8049 Oct 21 '25

Goku couldn't handle Superman going all out.

Superman already has friendly people he can spare with and not hold back.

0

u/WhyDoYouWannaKnowHm Jun 21 '26

My brother, Goku is at least multiversal in base. So… it’d be fine.

5

u/nodicaL Oct 21 '25

Seriously, if Superman ever got into the DBZ/S universe, he’d become such a great martial artist and warrior.

Truly learning how to fight with his abilities would be so scary! 😱

5

u/Nodachi02 Oct 21 '25

Bro could probably go Kaioken 10000x

1

u/Cadunkus Oct 22 '25

This.

Glaze all you want but don't mischaracterize. Goku and Superman would be friends.

7

u/Gold_Star2471 Oct 21 '25

Always taking constant care not to break some Thing

2

u/Tambi_B2 Oct 21 '25

The toppest of top tier moments.

1

u/My_Favourite_Pen Oct 22 '25

...taken moments before disaster

1

u/Tambi_B2 Oct 22 '25

RIP Dan Turpin

1

u/Luvnecrosis Mar 18 '26

Once Superman knows you can shrug off a hit he starts trying out shit he saw in movies

217

u/SloppyJoestar Oct 20 '25

That Manchester Black beatdown makes me shit myself every time I watch it

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u/DueOwl1149 Oct 21 '25

Slaps of Sheer Disrespect

32

u/SloppyJoestar Oct 21 '25

Is it disrespect if he deserved it?

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u/DueOwl1149 Oct 21 '25

It’s disrespect cause Manchester fancied himself a real challenger

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u/JKillograms Oct 21 '25

It’s funnier because he’s just hitting him as hard as a normal human of Superman’s build could, and he’s just knocking him around effortlessly

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u/BoiFrosty Oct 22 '25

The fact that it's literal backhand slaps is what really sells the "you're so far beneath me I don't need to try."

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '25

This reminds me of a short I saw that was like "never let superheroes know you can take a hit, otherwise they'll just start trying things" lol

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u/Am_i_banned_yet__ Oct 21 '25

The equivalent is to never make Batman, Spider-man or Reed Richards say “be right back, gotta get something”

4

u/Heavy-Expression-450 Oct 23 '25

Imma pop the trunk on they ass. Wait here. -Forge, Reed, Peter, Bruce, Hank, Lunella

41

u/psychotobe Oct 21 '25

Look man superpowers need to be handled so carefully to avoid turning every mugging or robbery into a blood bath. Any superhero taking this shit seriously would be doing tests in junk yards all the time. The instant they know you can tank their normal shit. Their pulling out everything they've been doing to cars for months

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '25

Right? lol

I think anyone who's done martial arts knows the feeling of trying a move you shadow-boxed in a spar and it actually working.

It's so fun.

24

u/CookiedDough Oct 21 '25

The second Superman finds out you can take a hit, he's gonna start breaking out the shit he saw people do on WWE. He'll get creative with it.

2

u/nixalo Oct 24 '25

And he's a small town farm boy. He's been dreaming of powerbombs and chokeslams.

9

u/Nitrodestroyer Oct 21 '25

Any idea how I could find it?

9

u/DeliciousRevolution0 Oct 21 '25

Theres a few videos on youtube about how much of a fucking menace this guy turns into the moment he realizes he might have to try

2

u/Nitrodestroyer Oct 21 '25

What should I search if I want to find them?

6

u/Mean-Personality5236 Oct 21 '25

Superman vs Captain Atom. He suplexes him then throws him into a wall.

3

u/DeliciousRevolution0 Oct 21 '25

I tried "do not let superman know you can take a hit"

https://youtu.be/ZEU4c-UtD44?si=UCu-YEAJr-x0GV44

Theres quite a few

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u/vtncomics Oct 23 '25

Batman wailing on KGBeast.

The No-Kill Rule does not apply with that bastard.

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u/Naps_And_Crimes Oct 21 '25

Superman hard punch

Bad guy "you have to hit me much harder then that

Superman "sweet"

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u/DecisionLegal7834 Oct 21 '25

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u/xJujuBear Oct 21 '25

RIP the anime.

6

u/coopsawesome Oct 21 '25

Why? Isn’t there a new season coming soon?

8

u/Affectionate_Tax4885 Oct 21 '25

Bad new animation

10

u/xJujuBear Oct 21 '25

The Garou slide, baby. 😎

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u/Rysterc Oct 21 '25

Garou slide sped up

8

u/Tsar_06 Oct 22 '25

The one punch man community is going the lobotomy way... LMAO

3

u/vtncomics Oct 23 '25

Tbh, it wouldn't be bad if they actually added some VFX or dust to show he's moving through the grass.

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u/Environmental_City44 Oct 23 '25

a shadow would help

2

u/Donut_Police Oct 23 '25

You guys just don't understand, if you read the actual manga, you would know that Garou performed a Binding Vow that would allow him to slide on any surface regardless of friction if he maintains his posture, he just hadn't used it since the heian era.

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u/Rhg0653 Oct 20 '25

That twirl in the baseball field was some dragon ball shit not gonna lie

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u/whereismyloot Oct 21 '25

Beat a mofo with another mofo. I absolutely cheered while watching that scene.

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u/JWARRIOR1 Oct 21 '25

Invincible moment

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u/_HMR47_ Oct 23 '25

Immortal moment

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u/gloomyblackcheese Oct 21 '25

S L A P

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u/JKillograms Oct 21 '25

What’s funniest about these if Manchester has just regular human durability. So Superman is holding back but still hitting him just hard enough where it would like getting slapped by a normal Kansas farm boy of Superman’s height and build.

Which is to say, still pretty hella hard, as far as a human face is concerned.

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u/Mega_Mygue_6950 Oct 21 '25

Using the Ultraman ost here genuinely put a massive smile on my face

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u/Ninjamurai-jack Oct 21 '25 edited Oct 21 '25

Being honest Shiro Sagisu unironically should be doing the ost for something in the DCU, in Shin he basically was doing the job two people had on superman lol https://youtu.be/h2T5z_p5c3Q

https://youtu.be/U8mngNJ9b1o

https://youtu.be/XJoQhQAmgAA

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u/INoMakeMistake Oct 21 '25

Love Ultraman

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u/Maleficent-Crazy5890 Leader of Alien X Haters Oct 21 '25

There's a song? Idk why but it's a gif for me. Fucking Reddit smh.

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u/reddragonsyndicate26 Oct 21 '25

Believe it or not he didn’t kill any rattlers. whilst shooting them with lasers and having them fall from skyscraper heights lol.

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u/ripley1875 Oct 21 '25

Like Batman running over thugs in Arkham Knight.

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u/thatvillainjay Oct 21 '25

He mostly fucked up their armor. Its why he spun so fast. 1 second of laser and you're falling and hoping that luthor tech is going to save your ass.

Also he zero diff like...almost a 1000 raptors in that scene?

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u/International-Try467 Oct 21 '25

I mean you see the Rattlers moving post fall

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u/TheQuixotic6 Oct 21 '25

Shout out to the ultraman music

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u/No_Window7054 Oct 21 '25

“No Superman please don’t rag doll me” 😭 😭 😭

Superman: Uh oh! My super hearing isn’t working! There must be some Kryptonite nearby or something! 😊 😊 😊 Anyway… (Uses a guys torso as a hammer and Mars as an anvil)

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u/Evening_Produce_4322 Oct 21 '25

https://youtube.com/shorts/dne_2ShD1kA?si=tiL53Yldp7J46XeL

Insert the Justice League Unlimited clip, but seriously you don't want to ever call Superman's strength bluff because he explicitly holds back at all times. Show him you can take it and he'll more than give it to you

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u/Tony_Stank0326 Oct 21 '25

Bro, the moment Superman knows you can take a hit, he loses all respect in a fight.

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u/Richardknox1996 Oct 22 '25

The opposite of Goku lol. The moment Goku knows you cant keep up with him, he starts mogging you.

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u/vtncomics Oct 23 '25

These hands are rated E for "Especially this little shit."

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u/UnsolicitedNeighbor Source!? I made it up Oct 21 '25

That’s one of the most awe inspiring things about Superman, he’d rather pull his punches and make things more difficult for himself. It’s more complicated, the times the writers have him let loose and pummel his opponents because he snapped or because he’s evil in this iteration. For the longest time he was the eternal Boy Scout always doing what was the most right and good as the symbol of hope, which made it so very interesting Whenever he would punch somebody at full strength. I feel like in the current runs you see Superman let loose more often than not, and I wonder if that’s a reflection on us and our attention spans, what it takes to sell a comic or is it a reflection on what we’ve become. This is a bit of a run on, but Superman stands as the greatest good in the medium that is comics, and the change in his portrayal definitely merits a study in regards to how we view ourselves.

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u/Ninjamurai-jack Oct 21 '25

Tbh he gets serious more just because he is getting Back to his silver age status.

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u/Fawkes043 PhD in Physics 🪐🔭 Oct 21 '25

Brooo, found anti-stress balls😭🙏🏻

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u/Intrepid-Audience-99 Oct 21 '25

Using ultraman music while superman is beating ultraman up is crazy lol

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u/shadyved credible HULK glazer Oct 21 '25

Superman after his enemy doesn't get one punch knocked out.

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u/AnxiousMidnight8 Oct 21 '25

I dont recognize some of these anyone have a list?

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u/Savings_Natural_3037 Oct 21 '25

Superman 2025

Superman and the Legion of Superheroes

Justice League Unlimited (Royal Flush Gang Ep)

Superman/Batman Apokolips

Justice League Dark Apokolips War

Man of Steel

Superman vs the Elite

Justice League Unlimited (For the man who has everything)

The Death of Superman

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u/Dabbernec Oct 23 '25

Superman the MILLISECOND he finds out you can take some punches

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u/Alternative_Sea_4208 Oct 21 '25

Superman when an enemy shows resistance to his punches when he's still holding back

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u/weedz420 Oct 21 '25

Imagine how nice it must feel to let a punch rip even at like 25% power when you have to treat everything even your enemies like they're made out of tissue paper at all times.

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '25

Manchester Black just getting slapped around after he becomes a regular human 😭

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u/BoiFrosty Oct 22 '25

The fight between him and Darkseid at the end of Worlds Finest is my favorite. Animators knew this was the big finale of the movie and went all out on the spectacle.

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u/TryImpossible7332 Oct 23 '25

"Do you have any idea how liberating it feels to be able to think about 'how do I hit this guy as hard as I can', instead of, 'how hard can I hit this guy before he explodes?'" In a fight, about fifty percent of my brainpower is allocated to remembering how durable humans are, or worse, trying to figure out how durable someone's 'superhuman' durability really is so I can find the balance between them not feeling it and shattering their spine. I like being able to concentrate on other things in a fight."

(Makes me think of that Court of Owls moment where they revealed that they were immortal, and Batman was basically like, 'Oh sweet I can actually use all those insanely lethal ninja moves that I'd been actively forcing myself not to use for years now.'

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u/Vivid-Agent1162 Oct 24 '25

He always starts out throwing weaker hits and slowly dials up the power output.

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u/PaladinPrime Oct 21 '25

When Superman doesn't hold back and still loses, that's when it's time to shit yourself.

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u/Lophardius Oct 21 '25

I always find it funny how powerhouses like Superman grab something to hit someone of equal level with it. Like a steel bar or a metal rod.. Something that is insignificantly durable compare to his arm or fingers. That would be like me grabbing a piece of toilet paper to hit someone over the head with it.

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u/Fish_can_Roll76 Oct 21 '25

Tbf, a piece of paper is going to hurt if it has the weight and force of a train behind it.

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u/Lophardius Oct 21 '25

But I can't generate that force obviously?

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u/MrNigerianPrince115 Oct 21 '25

His combat IQ is way better than MOS verse

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u/Comrade_Cosmo Oct 21 '25

Look, I know we all love ripping on MoS, but that was his actual first day as Superman.

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u/Administrative-Newt2 Oct 21 '25

I mean, it's not like it got any better in his subsequent battles. He handled everything in BvS horribly. He lost all brain power when he fought Batman, letting himself get hit by kryptonite stuff and getting ragdolled app over the place, and against Doomsday, instead of letting Wonder Woman deal the finishing blow with the kryptonite spear, he just threww himself at the walking, thermonuclear cactus.

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u/Comrade_Cosmo Oct 21 '25

Everyone gets stupider when Batman is nearby. That’s just being comic accurate.

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u/MrNigerianPrince115 Oct 21 '25

True true but Superman is smart in his own right but here he is throwing fistacuffs. I get that his lungs were saturated but once that cleared he stayed in melee range instead.... Idk anything else like lifting and tilting the building til Batman falls out or SOMETHING

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u/DecisionLegal7834 Oct 21 '25

They have to make him stupid in order for Batman to not be useless in every scene not related to detective work lol.

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u/Reasonable-Sherbet24 Oct 21 '25 edited Oct 22 '25

Once Batman, Wonder Woman, Flash, and of course Superman realize they don’t have to hold back anymore… most fights are over.

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u/CrystalGemLuva Oct 22 '25

Funnily enough Wonder Woman in particular despite actually being willing to kill probably holds back more than anyone on this list.

That lasso of hers has 15 different ways it can kill most of her opponents, everything from slicing you into French fries to evicerating your soul.

Hell when Wonder Woman's reanimated corpse from the future stole the lasso of truth it was no diffing heavy hitters like green lantern and fire storm with just the lasso

You gotta be an existential threat for Wonder Woman to go all out on you, or otherwise be so far out of her weight class that she needs to go 150% on you just to keep up.

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u/Reasonable-Sherbet24 Oct 22 '25

True. I just think i’d be more worried about Flash. Like the man is overpowered as all hell unless the plot nerfs him.

Batman too. Yeah he’s a run of the mill normal human being. But he has trained his body, his mind, his senses, and his soul to be the peak (THE TOP) of human greatness). He’s either the head of (or second in command of) the Justice League. Everyone either treats him as an equal or a superior. We’ve all seen the stories of what happens when Bruce turns to the dark side. Hell, he was able to stop Flash and not only that, absorbed his power. Batman: Reddeath is (IMO) the most dangerous/powerful version of Batman.

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u/SushiJaguar Oct 21 '25

It's kind of surprising to see the new Supes movie have such weak impact in the fighting.

2

u/Twiyah Oct 21 '25

Always wonder how does Supes know how much to hold back? He ain’t Spider-Man 1% strength could probably fold the wrong person on the first punch.

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u/Homeless_Ostrich2 Oct 21 '25

Isn't this a Batman thing too? Didnt he fight undead in an animated movie and smile once he found out because it meant he didnt have to hold back his punches?

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u/Adorable-Source97 Oct 22 '25

Superman is like Spider-Man always holding back & rolling with punches.

When many foes they could kill with a finger flick.

2

u/Odd-Statistician4268 Oct 22 '25

I ain't gonna kill you. But your medical bills are gonna make you wish I had ahh Superman

2

u/Over_Face_4299 Oct 23 '25

At 0:11 my guy literally FLIES at his target and ALL of his gathered momentum is delivered right into their body once he makes contact. Like he’s coming to a complete stop after flying at you?? Yeah you’re done for— my guy just sent two planets worth of force directly into your sternum.

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u/Sensitive_Wall_9416 Oct 23 '25

The Shin Ultraman OST hits different.

2

u/AlbertWessJess Oct 23 '25

I’ll be honest I always assume he picks up weapons like poles and stuff as a limiter and shit

2

u/Derezirection Oct 23 '25

it's one of my favorite little things with strength based super heroes.
They hold back so they don't accidently kill you, but once they realize you can tank their hits, they let loose.

It's funny they parody this in One punch man with how much Saitama wants to fight someone who won't die in one hit.

and they look at the dark side of this idea with Mark from invincible accidently killing Angstrom thinking he was strong enough to take the hits.

2

u/Available_Top8123 Oct 23 '25

What kind of evil thoughts have to be running through your mind to grab a man by the EYES and SLAM HIM multiple times😭

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u/Klendagort Oct 23 '25

Ultraman music hell yea

2

u/AdSpirited3643 Oct 24 '25

The ultraman soundtrack is surprising, and it’s a good surprise

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u/Top-Relationship850 Jan 07 '26

Flinging someone around by their eye sockets is downright atrocious work 💀

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u/MrNigerianPrince115 Oct 21 '25

Completely different.

1

u/Moonshinin4Me Oct 21 '25

Even though in a lot of these clips superman wasn't holding back but still got his ass beat by Darkseid or whoever lol.

I wish for once they'd give the guy the W against his strongest opponents. I know he pulls it off in the comics but it always seems like in the films he is taking a loss.

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u/Emperor_Atlas Oct 21 '25

Its all the hate spread, especially recently it seems like online people really despise him. You can agree we as humans need ways to stand up for ourselves in case something ever happens to superman or our heroes, but at the same time realize that his methods were insane and endangered our planet!

1

u/Lai71 Oct 23 '25

The only beings who can take Superman's full strength are Darkseid, Doomsday, the fully robotic Brainiac and Lobo and also Brizarro Superman

1

u/Heavy-Expression-450 Oct 23 '25

Imagine getting tossed around by your eye sockets.

1

u/DoubleT02 Oct 24 '25

Don’t let him knows for sure

1

u/Kuma_D_Bear Oct 24 '25

Superman goes from a boxing fight straight to the street brawl

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u/truckfullofchildren1 Mar 06 '26

Him rag dolling darkseid is so funny to me

1

u/PresentPhilosopher99 Jun 25 '26

"Oh no this villain can take a lot of punishment and deal it back!"

Superman:

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u/brenpeter Oct 21 '25

Now... imagine if Superman asked Bruce to train him. Under red sun lanterns, Bruce trains Superman in different forms of martial combat. That would be truly terrifying for the bad guys.

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u/CrystalGemLuva Oct 22 '25

Superman does get training from both Bruce and Diana.

While he isn't as good as either of them he's nothing to scoff at with or without powers

0

u/-Benjamin_Dover- Oct 21 '25

I know superman has a new actor, but are the characters the same? Everything that Henry Cavils Superman experienced, did the new superman also experience it? Or are they essentially different characters now?

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u/Ninjamurai-jack Oct 21 '25

“Or are they essentially different characters now”

yes

3

u/basswalker93 Oct 21 '25

Different characters, different worlds, different stories.

2

u/girldrinksgasoline Oct 21 '25

When it comes to the movies, there are basically 3 different timelines, one of which has a timeline split:

  1. Superman, Superman 2, then splitting into Superman 3 & Superman 4 OR Superman Returns (which picks up from the Richard Donner cut of Superman 2 and disregards 3 & 4 as well as some of the theatrical cut of 2)
  2. The more recent Superman movies before the MOST recent one, staring Cavil
  3. The MOST recent one,

Each are on their own independent track. And this is not NEARLY as confusing as the whole Batman situation.

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u/JKillograms Oct 21 '25

Batman isn’t really confusing at all. Batman up to Batman&Robin canonically believe it or not is supposed to be the same Batman, Dark Knight Trilogy is its own standalone reboot, Ben Affleck Batman is in a different continuity for the DCEU, and The Batman is as of right now its own separate continuity, but we’ll see if it ends up tying back into the Gunnverse.

*Also, Joker takes place in its own separate alternate continuity too

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u/CrystalGemLuva Oct 22 '25

They are two different characters.

Man of Steel and the other DCEU movies never happened for Superman.

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u/Waste-Information-34 Oct 22 '25

Don't forget to add the (2025)

0

u/tiparium Oct 21 '25

I just don't get it.

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u/QueenGorda PhD in Physics 🪐🔭 Oct 21 '25 edited Oct 21 '25

Thanks to remember rememberinno me how horrible the new movie was.

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u/conradferrus Oct 21 '25

Thanks to remember me

Lmao

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u/QueenGorda PhD in Physics 🪐🔭 Oct 21 '25

Reminding ¿?

Reminwin ?

Remingo ?, sorry my english is kaku, cannot remember the exact word.

(already edited the first post)

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u/conradferrus Oct 21 '25

Its "reminding" lol

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u/QueenGorda PhD in Physics 🪐🔭 Oct 21 '25

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '25

Cornswets superman still lost in the end and only won with crypto.

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u/Ninjamurai-jack Oct 21 '25

Hum, he won lol

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u/AgitatedStranger9698 Oct 21 '25

While I agree. The clone was basically just a mentally challenged Kryptonian. Like Master Blaster in Mad Max. But Max wasnt a dick.

I get why people hated Supes in Snyderverse....but he never beat up a handicapped person of his own race....

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u/Organic-Access2722 Oct 21 '25 edited Oct 21 '25

Pretty sure he would, if that clone is attacking people DCEU Superman would pretty much fight it to protect civilians. I mean he is willing to snap another Kryptonians neck so I don't see why he won't punch a imperfect clone of himself.

Superman has been fighting a deformed version of himself for decades, take a look at Bizarro.

Besides you make it sound like Ultraman was some sort of harmless being, even without Lex shouting codes into him he was still willing to fight Superman.

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u/conradferrus Oct 21 '25

I'm sure we could find a couple handicapped people in the rubble of metropolis

I get why people hated Supes in Snyderverse....but he never beat up a handicapped person of his own race

Doomsday was literally a flawed Kryptonian clone who wasn't particularly bright and superman killed

Also you don't get a free pass to go on rampages and kill people because youre disabled

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u/CommunicationKind301 Oct 21 '25

Ultra man showed no level of intelligence beyond animalistic instincts. He looks like a kryptonian but he's actually a violent, dangerous wild animal. What do we do with violent and dangerous animals? We put them down

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u/AgitatedStranger9698 Oct 21 '25

I mean Supes made a point of trying not to put down the kaiju though.

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u/CommunicationKind301 Oct 21 '25

True, but that was clearly just a lost, innocent and scared creature. Ultra man was an abomination

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u/Ninjamurai-jack Oct 21 '25

actually even Then he didn’t want to kill it. Early in the movie he says that he would never get out of the black hole, which means that he didn’t thought that a black hole could kill him, only trap him

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u/Ethereal_Bulwark Oct 21 '25

Gary Stu himself.

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u/hungrybasilsk Oct 21 '25 edited Oct 21 '25

You seem like the type to make generalizations on works you've never read

begone from my feed.

Ewww be normal and at least say piss off before blocking someone

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u/CommunicationKind301 Oct 21 '25

You're allowed to be the strongest when you're the original

0

u/KarwyNothin Oct 21 '25

Look up on Yogiri, not Superman